Most Random Questions Ever

The Top Ten
1 Do you like small inflatable robot dogs shaped like umbrellas?
2 Do these pants make my eyes look big?
3 Can you catch aids from sex with a chicken?
4 How long can you fart while holding your breath underwater?

Great Scott! A long time, if you must know.

5 How many light bulbs does it take to screw a monkey?
6 Do dogs like hopscotch?
7 Have scientists found a cure for hiccups yet?
8 Does Ronald McDonald have an extra nipple?

How would I know?

9 Why are there so many naked pictures of you on the Internet?
10 How many apples do I have to eat until I turn into a donkey?
The Contenders
11 Can a can can if a can can't?
12 Can rubber duckies float in quick sand?

I just tested this and can confirm that they do NOT...I repeat do NOT float in the quick sand.

13 Can Porcupines fart upside down?
14 Do spiders believe in God?
15 Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

No (insert name here), mayonnaise is not an instrument

16 How many poops does it take to poop?
17 Can you fart on me for the year please?

That's never getting an answer from anyone other than "no", unless they're DRUNK!

Or stupid. It's unbelievable what people can do sometimes.

18 Do praying mantises believe in God?
19 Is this a question?
20 What's 12 grams in kilometers?
21 Can you scratch my butt for me?
22 Will taking notice of this list make my lips swell?
23 Will reading upside down make me brainy enough to do the hokey-cokey without feet?
24 Is the word, 'word' a sex object?
25 Will I die yesterday?

If you were alive today to ask that question, then the answer is no. =^v^=

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