Top 10 Random Reasons Why a Monkey Will Come to Your House

The Top Ten
1 He is very very very lonely considering the fact that nobody loves him.

Because he is a molester

2 He wants to give candy to you so you will fall to his trap
3 The monkey wants to be better than any serial killer so he crashes to your house
4 Because he is very very very very evil
5 Because he cannot use money and needs a snack
6 He wants to use the bathroom
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