Top Ten Random Responses to "When Life Gives You Lemons..."

Have you ever said "when life gives you lemons kill the lemon"? See what other random responses you can give to people who give you lemons

The Top Ten

1 "Put them in your pants and dance around"

Great list - RoseWeasley

2 "Shove them in your dog's butt"
3 "Use them to rob a bank with the President"

Nobody move! I am armed with a pile of lemons! - PositronWildhawk

4 "Put them in a RPG and shout Zimbabwe!!!"
5 "Give them to an angry llama"
6 "I asked you for an orange!"
7 "Give them to the Salvation Army"
8 "Why? Am i getting lemons for Christmas?"
9 "Squeeze them into someone's eye"
10 "Can i eat them yet?"

The Contenders

11 "Don't make lemonade!"
12 Throw them at your enemies!
13 "Shut up already nobody wants your imaginary lemons"

Haha! Love this one. Genius. ;D - Britgirl

14 "It's life's way of saying you're fat, go on a lemon diet"

��I liked this one

15 "Buy the book 'An Action Manual For Lemon Owners' by Ralph Nader."
16 Don't make lemonade. RAGE! GET MAD! INSULT EVERYONE! Throw the lemons back and shout "I DON'T WANT YOUR LEMONS, LIFE!"
17 Throw the lemons back and shout "I don't want your lemons, life!"
18 Flush them down the toilet
19 Throw them at someone else.
20 Throw them in the lake.
21 Rape them and give them Lemon AIDS
22 Make a lemon cake

Delicious recipe - BorisRule

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