Top 10 Most Random Sentences to Finish the Phrase "What I Did Today Was..."

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So, here's another list for you people and this is for entertainment of course. Add anything that you would like expect for things that are to violent or a crime.

The Top Ten

1 What I did today is hit my neighbor with those boxes of underwears
2 What I did today is kissed my pet rock

Wash your mouth before you eat! Do that before you was them sweaty hands. - JaysTop10List

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3 What I did today was streaking at my school
4 What I did today is scream around the whole mall

Those people's ears must really hurt. - JaysTop10List

5 What I did today is prank PositronWildhawk with that Nicki Minaj video

Ask PositronWildhawk, it really happened. - JaysTop10List

6 What I did today is twerked at the top of the Eiffel Tower

You must be crazy to do that. - JaysTop10List

Love it do more!

I can imagine someone just randomly twerking on the top of the Eiffel Tower and somebody records it, then it goes viral on Social Media

7 What I did today is throw a notebook at everyone that I knew

I bet they'll throw it back at you. - JaysTop10List

8 What I did today was twerk at my sister-in-law's wedding

She must be very embarrassed to have a brother like you. - JaysTop10List

9 What I did today was bought a water bottle, then burned it

Very cool... Oh wait you burned it? Never mind. - JaysTop10List

10 What I did today is write "BUTT" on all of the clothes at Kmart

The Contenders

11 What I did today is molest an egg.
12 What I did today is ride a tower
13 What I did today was stand on a corn flake now I'm a cereal killer
14 What I did today was kill you, mother! V 1 Comment
15 What I did today was dutch oven Bigfoot
16 What I did today is to invent the circumference of a square.
17 What I did today was eat 93 golf balls, then threw a 21.7 pound cat into a beech tree.
18 What I did today was feed my grandpa to a fluffy orange pillow with hair like Zayn and a personality smaller than the left side of Britney Spears' right toenail, but only when I lick Selena Gomez's Adam Apple in Newfoundland.
19 What I did today was date a purple, fuzzy chess piece
20 What I did today was … look a distraction! Hi dad!
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