Top 10 Most Random Sentences to Finish the Phrase "What I Did Today Was..."

So, here's another list for you people and this is for entertainment of course. Add anything that you would like expect for things that are to violent or a crime.
The Top Ten
1 What I did today is hit my neighbor with those boxes of underwears
2 What I did today is kissed my pet rock

Wash your mouth before you eat! Do that before you was them sweaty hands.

I love it really random do more!

3 What I did today was streaking at my school
4 What I did today is scream around the whole mall

Those people's ears must really hurt.

5 What I did today is twerked at the top of the Eiffel Tower

I can imagine someone just randomly twerking on the top of the Eiffel Tower and somebody records it, then it goes viral on Social Media

The Vegas version or the real one?

You must be crazy to do that.

I need to do this

6 What I did today is prank PositronWildhawk with that Nicki Minaj video

Ask PositronWildhawk, it really happened.

7 What I did today was twerk at my sister-in-law's wedding

She must be very embarrassed to have a brother like you.

8 What I did today is throw a notebook at everyone that I knew

I bet they'll throw it back at you.

9 What I did today was bought a water bottle, then burned it

Very cool... Oh wait you burned it? Never mind.

10 What I did today is write "BUTT" on all of the clothes at Kmart
The Contenders
11 What I did today was stand on a corn flake now I'm a cereal killer
12 What I did today is molest an egg.
13 What I did today was become president, erased minions memes out of existence, stopped pollution, got rid of global warming, single handedly stop homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism, poverty, droughts, famines, found a cure for all diseases including..
14 What I did today was kill you, mother!

Aw! I love you too son.

15 What I did today is to invent the circumference of a square.
16 What I did today is ride a tower
17 What I did today was eat 93 golf balls, then threw a 21.7 pound cat into a beech tree.
18 What I did today was … look a distraction! Hi dad!

All of these choices either made me cringe or laugh out loud!

19 What I did today was get on the stage in the auditorium and scream "people die when they're killed!!!!!" as loud as I can
20 What I did today was kiss a random stranger

How old were they?

21 What I did today was dutch oven Bigfoot
22 What I did today was feed my grandpa to a fluffy orange pillow with hair like Zayn and a personality smaller than the left side of Britney Spears' right toenail, but only when I lick Selena Gomez's Adam Apple in Newfoundland.
23 What I did today was date a purple, fuzzy chess piece
24 What I did today was calculate the circumference of an octagonal monkey's potato made out of rocks and rotten fish
25 What I did today was drink shampoo
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