Top 10 Most Random Sentences to Finish the Phrase "What I Did Today Was..."

JaysTop10List
So, here's another list for you people and this is for entertainment of course. Add anything that you would like expect for things that are to violent or a crime.

The Top Ten

1 What I did today is hit my neighbor with those boxes of underwears
2 What I did today is kissed my pet rock

Wash your mouth before you eat! Do that before you was them sweaty hands. - JaysTop10List

I love it really random do more!

3 What I did today was streaking at my school
4 What I did today is scream around the whole mall

Those people's ears must really hurt. - JaysTop10List

5 What I did today is twerked at the top of the Eiffel Tower

You must be crazy to do that. - JaysTop10List

I need to do this - AliciaMae

Love it do more!

I can imagine someone just randomly twerking on the top of the Eiffel Tower and somebody records it, then it goes viral on Social Media

6 What I did today is prank PositronWildhawk with that Nicki Minaj video

Ask PositronWildhawk, it really happened. - JaysTop10List

7 What I did today is throw a notebook at everyone that I knew

I bet they'll throw it back at you. - JaysTop10List

8 What I did today was twerk at my sister-in-law's wedding

She must be very embarrassed to have a brother like you. - JaysTop10List

9 What I did today was bought a water bottle, then burned it

Very cool... Oh wait you burned it? Never mind. - JaysTop10List

10 What I did today is write "BUTT" on all of the clothes at Kmart

The Newcomers

? What I did today was blow up everything in sight
? What I did today was... run! We’ll get caught!

The Contenders

11 What I did today was stand on a corn flake now I'm a cereal killer
12 What I did today was kill you, mother!

Aw! I love you too son. - 3DG20

Love it do more!

13 What I did today is molest an egg.
14 What I did today is ride a tower
15 What I did today was eat 93 golf balls, then threw a 21.7 pound cat into a beech tree.
16 What I did today was dutch oven Bigfoot
17 What I did today is to invent the circumference of a square.
18 What I did today was feed my grandpa to a fluffy orange pillow with hair like Zayn and a personality smaller than the left side of Britney Spears' right toenail, but only when I lick Selena Gomez's Adam Apple in Newfoundland.
19 What I did today was date a purple, fuzzy chess piece
20 What I did today was … look a distraction! Hi dad!
21 What I did today was calculate the circumference of an octagonal monkey's potato made out of rocks and rotten fish
22 What I did today was drink shampoo
23 What I did today was fling rubber bands at flying cow lick icecream do the goats float or do soap bars not maths properly
24 What I did today was eat a bagel.
25 What I did today was getting greener than purple
26 What I did today was sleep
27 What I did today was look at TheTopTens
28 What I did today was get on the stage in the auditorium and scream "people die when they're killed!!!!!" as loud as I can
29 What I did today was... on second thought I plead the Fifth
30 What I did today was cut a ghost face in my pillow case and run around screaming like a hooligan
31 What I did today was burn the house down
32 What I did today was kiss a random stranger
BAdd New Item
P