Top 10 Most Random Sentences to Finish the Phrase "What I Did Today Was..."

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So, here's another list for you people and this is for entertainment of course. Add anything that you would like expect for things that are to violent or a crime.

The Top Ten

1 What I did today is hit my neighbor with those boxes of underwears
2 What I did today is kissed my pet rock

Lol - Randomator

Wash your mouth before you eat! Do that before you was them sweaty hands. - JaysTop10List

I love it really random do more!

3 What I did today was streaking at my school

Oh... - Randomator

4 What I did today is scream around the whole mall

Those people's ears must really hurt. - JaysTop10List

5 What I did today is twerked at the top of the Eiffel Tower

The Vegas version or the real one?

I need to do this - AliciaMae

You must be crazy to do that. - JaysTop10List

Love it do more!

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6 What I did today is prank PositronWildhawk with that Nicki Minaj video

Lol - Randomator

Ask PositronWildhawk, it really happened. - JaysTop10List

7 What I did today is throw a notebook at everyone that I knew

How kind - Randomator

I bet they'll throw it back at you. - JaysTop10List

8 What I did today was twerk at my sister-in-law's wedding

Um... - Randomator

Um what? - Randomator

What - Randomator

She must be very embarrassed to have a brother like you. - JaysTop10List

9 What I did today was bought a water bottle, then burned it

Very cool... Oh wait you burned it? Never mind. - JaysTop10List

10 What I did today is write "BUTT" on all of the clothes at Kmart

Haha - Randomator

The Contenders

11 What I did today is molest an egg.

*calls 911*

12 What I did today was stand on a corn flake now I'm a cereal killer
13 What I did today was kill you, mother!

Aw! I love you too son. - 3DG20

Love it do more!

14 What I did today is ride a tower
15 What I did today was eat 93 golf balls, then threw a 21.7 pound cat into a beech tree.
16 What I did today was … look a distraction! Hi dad!

All of these choices either made me cringe or laugh out loud! - Synchronocity

17 What I did today was get on the stage in the auditorium and scream "people die when they're killed!!!!!" as loud as I can
18 What I did today was kiss a random stranger

How old were they?

19 What I did today was dutch oven Bigfoot
20 What I did today is to invent the circumference of a square.
21 What I did today was feed my grandpa to a fluffy orange pillow with hair like Zayn and a personality smaller than the left side of Britney Spears' right toenail, but only when I lick Selena Gomez's Adam Apple in Newfoundland.

This one doesn’t even make sense.

22 What I did today was date a purple, fuzzy chess piece
23 What I did today was calculate the circumference of an octagonal monkey's potato made out of rocks and rotten fish
24 What I did today was drink shampoo
25 What I did today was fling rubber bands at flying cow lick icecream do the goats float or do soap bars not maths properly
26 What I did today was eat a bagel.
27 What I did today was getting greener than purple
28 What I did today was sleep
29 What I did today was look at TheTopTens
30 What I did today was... on second thought I plead the Fifth
31 What I did today was cut a ghost face in my pillow case and run around screaming like a hooligan
32 What I did today was burn the house down
33 What I did today was... run! We’ll get caught!
34 What I did today was blow up everything in sight
35 What I did today was blow up The Police station and blamed my brother
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