Top Ten Most Random Sentences to Shout When You Are About to Get Killed by a Serial Killer

The Top Ten


No, it's Patrick - Martinglez

Love this

2 Don't touch my cupcakes!

Don't you dare touch my cupcakes

I would totally say that lol

They're made outta humans - bobbythebrony


And you're about to get punched

4 I have a beautiful nose!
5 Are you a unicorn?

No I'm not I am sir narwhal of bikini bottom London the third

My original character is - bobbythebrony

6 It's me, your favorite cheeseburger seller!

Wanna buy a chheeesse buurrgggerr

7 Get my the sushi!
8 Pikachu, I choose you!

Say what now

9 It's Superman!

save me

10 I'm a waffle and I can destroy you with my shotgun

But mermaids don't do homework I am a giant cupcake and I'm scared of roller coasters and dry ice.

The Contenders

11 Don't get the pickles out of the car on the sink!
12 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the jumpscare that's inside the haunted house, I AM DAARKWING DUCK!!!!
13 Get off my territory or my pet potato will kill you!
14 If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters
15 Look, a Distraction!
16 Is mayonnaise and instrument?
17 Suck my shirt!!!
18 Don't kill me my spaghetti will be an orphan if you do!
19 Why do they always send the poor?!
20 Will the cheese lick flamingos or does the sun mean spoon
21 Be lasagna or I will lick you with my Candy dispenser!
22 1+1 = 9,000 Magical Unicorns
23 He aims his pistol at the sky WAIT!!!
24 You can't kill me, I'm a dad joke survivor!

Remember kids, your dad will not give warnings when he's about to strike. - Rocko

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