Top Ten Most Random Sentences to Shout When You Are About to Get Killed by a Serial Killer

The Top Ten

1 Don't touch my cupcakes!

Don't you dare touch my cupcakes

I would totally say that lol

They're made outta humans - bobbythebrony


Love this

No, it's Patrick - Martinglez


And you're about to get punched

4 I have a beautiful nose!
5 It's me, your favorite cheeseburger seller!

Mmm chezburgr.

Wanna buy a chheeesse buurrgggerr

6 Are you a unicorn?

No I'm not I am sir narwhal of bikini bottom London the third

My original character is - bobbythebrony

7 Pikachu, I choose you!

Me: * screams this*
Them: the****
Me:* proceeds to knock them unconscious*

Say what now

8 Get my the sushi!
9 I'm a waffle and I can destroy you with my shotgun

But mermaids don't do homework I am a giant cupcake and I'm scared of roller coasters and dry ice.

10 It's Superman!

save me

The Contenders

11 Don't get the pickles out of the car on the sink!
12 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the jumpscare that's inside the haunted house, I AM DAARKWING DUCK!!!!
13 Look, a Distraction!

Then RUUUN to your guns. - MattAffterburner

14 Get off my territory or my pet potato will kill you!

YAS thank goodness for pet potatoes!

15 Is mayonnaise and instrument?
16 Why do they always send the poor?!

System of a down

17 If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters
18 You can't kill me, I'm a dad joke survivor!

Remember kids, your dad will not give warnings when he's about to strike. - Rocko

I’ve gotta be the biggest dad joke survivor there is, I mean I’ve heard the worst of the worst! 🤦‍♀️

19 Suck my shirt!!!
20 Don't kill me my spaghetti will be an orphan if you do!
21 Will the cheese lick flamingos or does the sun mean spoon
22 Be lasagna or I will lick you with my Candy dispenser!
23 1+1 = 9,000 Magical Unicorns
24 He aims his pistol at the sky WAIT!!!
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