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181 If you have 5 apples and you have a llama on the roof whilst doing the Scottish jug what is the square root of bananas having sex?

I asked my friend and he said black people

Something truly disturbing

Dirty waffles

182 My pet llama named Bob ate my underwear like a chimichanga!!

What is the obsession on this site with llamas!?

What's with llamas in this site? Alpacas are better. They even pwaa.

183 I hope an atom bomb takes out my entire city and then Tom comes out and says "Don't you believe it"
184 Dis items haz por gramer V 1 Comment
185 My best friend is such a jerk he has never had a slice of pizza and is always a bottle of Pepsi.
186 I ate some mascara while sleeping in my grandmothers foot while she was reading my 8th grade yearbook.

OK then

187 Cinder blocks
188 I watch you sleep

I knew it. I just knew it. I felt someone there in the room with me. Is it you, mister someone, or is it... No, it's just John Cuzack. How natural.

That sounds like something a creepypasta would say. "Go to sleep! " "He is the rake." =^v^=

Physics y u watching me like you gonna pull some flipped gravity crap or somthin?

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189 Put the syringe into the keyboard so it can watch Spongebob Squarepants on television with pork rinds
190 Toasted frog in a cheese grater
191 Don't Touch My Filatis! V 1 Comment
192 Spread nutella not butter

I prefer butter since it's better for the Doritos

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193 Son of a hairy horse cow pickle!
194 I like the feeling of Mac and Cheese on my face.

For some reason I laughed so hard at this one!

How d... no just why, why in the world just hm noo!

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195 Don't come to my house saying trick or treat say chicken or beef because I'm handing out noodles

I would come to your house on Halloween

196 How many pineapples can a pineapple, pineapple if a pineapple, pineapples a pineapples pineapple?

It can pineapple as much pineapples as a pineapple can pineapple if a pineapple pineapples with pineapples on pineapples.

Apple, because a pine is an apple - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

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197 You have no beans of university for bacon and cheese because I freaking hate goats.
198 Tinkerbell who was acting like Terrance who was acting like Peter Pan who was acting like Jane Darling
199 Creamsicles eat magical fish eggs and pony poo

No they date fairies with six pack abs

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200 Bitches be worshiping me in the synagogue Double D!
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