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181 Spread nutella not butter

I prefer butter since it's better for the Doritos

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182 Son of a hairy horse cow pickle!
183 If you have 5 apples and you have a llama on the roof whilst doing the Scottish jug what is the square root of bananas having sex?

I asked my friend and he said black people

Something truly disturbing

Dirty waffles

184 I like the feeling of Mac and Cheese on my face.

For some reason I laughed so hard at this one!

How d... no just why, why in the world just hm noo!

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185 Don't come to my house saying trick or treat say chicken or beef because I'm handing out noodles

I would come to your house on Halloween

186 How many pineapples can a pineapple, pineapple if a pineapple, pineapples a pineapples pineapple?

It can pineapple as much pineapples as a pineapple can pineapple if a pineapple pineapples with pineapples on pineapples.

Apple, because a pine is an apple - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

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187 You have no beans of university for bacon and cheese because I freaking hate goats.
188 Tinkerbell who was acting like Terrance who was acting like Peter Pan who was acting like Jane Darling
189 Creamsicles eat magical fish eggs and pony poo

No they date fairies with six pack abs

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190 A sober frog tailors the squad behind a rapid affair.
191 Oh my god I love you we're going to be together forever and ever and ever

I have heard this one so many times before, but it still is funny

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192 I watch you sleep

I knew it. I just knew it. I felt someone there in the room with me. Is it you, mister someone, or is it... No, it's just John Cuzack. How natural.

That sounds like something a creepypasta would say. "Go to sleep! " "He is the rake." =^v^=

Physics y u watching me like you gonna pull some flipped gravity crap or somthin?

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193 She could be the magic woman that run through your dreams
194 I said don't enter the rabbit hole. Now you have the salad.

You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce

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195 In an hour I will be surrounded my seaman, sperm whales and seaman... oh a swallow!
196 Fish infested fork on a moped shooting spotty camels wearing Dr Martins eat tennis rackets
197 My nose is bleeding sugar and homophobic firefighters
198 I have a cactus named Carlos.

My cactus is named Josh - GreenPizza0511

199 What comes after 69... mouthwash

And then comes ding-dong-banana

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200 If the gorilla knocks me off the roof shoot the dog!

Are you joking? The dog is the only thing we have against the gorilla!

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