Top Ten Random Sentences


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201 A sober frog tailors the squad behind a rapid affair.
202 Oh my god I love you we're going to be together forever and ever and ever

I have heard this one so many times before, but it still is funny

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203 She could be the magic woman that run through your dreams
204 I said don't enter the rabbit hole. Now you have the salad.

You, young saladwan, are our last hope.
I find your lack of ceasar dressing... disturbing.
I am your lettuce

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205 In an hour I will be surrounded my seaman, sperm whales and seaman... oh a swallow!
206 Fish infested fork on a moped shooting spotty camels wearing Dr Martins eat tennis rackets
207 My nose is bleeding sugar and homophobic firefighters
208 I have a cactus named Carlos.

My cactus is named Josh - GreenPizza0511

209 What comes after 69... mouthwash

And then comes ding-dong-banana

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210 If the gorilla knocks me off the roof shoot the dog!

Are you joking? The dog is the only thing we have against the gorilla!

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211 I'm so cold I could cut diamonds with my nipples V 1 Comment
212 A snail was eating a glass when a giraffe waved to the yellow smelly unicorn

It's so funny and bad and not interesting

213 Giant rainbows only like you when you're being dsckc
214 I'm not as think as you drunk I am...

My dad says that all the time like, I know where that came from!

I've just gotta go put this room in the bag...


215 Koala pudding being eaten by orange pickled cars whilst levitating in wood chucks

Camels riding on an upside down cheetah printed shopping cart that farts newspapers whilst flying on the moon and talking to a hypocritical delirious monkey fart in a tin can...

216 When I swam to Mexico, I saw a jedi riding a pink meerkat and he said to me "have you heard about the blue unicorn that brake dances on the cloud of Christmas trees while eating mint flavoured tacos?" V 3 Comments
217 Hello there, your nose looks like a banana, it's beautiful
218 If a pineapple can fly and weigh 1 kilometers, then how many cheesecakes and waffles do you need to reach the mysterious singer?


219 Pizza with cherry toppings are good, so how many pools can fit in an ant if a llama is heavy metal with cheeseburger?

what - memeguy10

What? that's all I have to say. I SAID, that's all I have to say. Y R U STILL LOOKING AT MY COMMENT!? I SAID that's EVERYTHING! I am LITTERLY in space right now.

220 What do you think will happen if a cannibal ate vegetables covered in strawberry jam while doing a backflip on Mount Everest?

I don't know what would happen haha

Purple oranges will eat easter eggs on the 59th of December

A potato wold fly

He would break his body

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2. Banana error.
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2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!

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