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201 What comes after 69... mouthwash

And then comes ding-dong-banana

V 2 Comments
202 If the gorilla knocks me off the roof shoot the dog!

Are you joking? The dog is the only thing we have against the gorilla!

V 2 Comments
203 I'm so cold I could cut diamonds with my nipples V 1 Comment
204 A snail was eating a glass when a giraffe waved to the yellow smelly unicorn

It's so funny and bad and not interesting

205 Giant rainbows only like you when you're being dsckc
206 Koala pudding being eaten by orange pickled cars whilst levitating in wood chucks

Camels riding on an upside down cheetah printed shopping cart that farts newspapers whilst flying on the moon and talking to a hypocritical delirious monkey fart in a tin can...

207 When I swam to Mexico, I saw a jedi riding a pink meerkat and he said to me "have you heard about the blue unicorn that brake dances on the cloud of Christmas trees while eating mint flavoured tacos?" V 3 Comments
208 Hello there, your nose looks like a banana, it's beautiful
209 If a pineapple can fly and weigh 1 kilometers, then how many cheesecakes and waffles do you need to reach the mysterious singer?


210 Pizza with cherry toppings are good, so how many pools can fit in an ant if a llama is heavy metal with cheeseburger?

what - memeguy10

What? that's all I have to say. I SAID, that's all I have to say. Y R U STILL LOOKING AT MY COMMENT!? I SAID that's EVERYTHING! I am LITTERLY in space right now.

211 What do you think will happen if a cannibal ate vegetables covered in strawberry jam while doing a backflip on Mount Everest?

I don't know what would happen haha

Purple oranges will eat easter eggs on the 59th of December

A potato wold fly

He would break his body

212 Bitches be worshiping me in the synagogue Double D!
213 Life is like a box of chocolates some of it sucks V 4 Comments
214 The Taco Cheated on Me for Hillary Clinton

But then Bill ate the taco because he's a cat eating a mummified llama that knows blue is the answer for 42, which is the answer of life, universe, and universe. - FnKk

215 Sweet Cheese!

Me and my friend say this all the time in school. We get mixed reactions - Scr3aM

216 They is yucky dartboards in my friendly doorknob sisters

This is as great as an alien human that ate a chicken then deep fried it with a hint of minty blue chicken cheese with poop pea water melone alien human pie

217 Monkeys jumping are big.
218 Imma go to yo house and be the stranger in yo bed. V 2 Comments
219 Reagen smash! V 1 Comment
220 You know when you're dead because you will see a purple octopus on the ceiling and Freddy Krueger in a jar

Well is more interesting than I bright light

V 1 Comment
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1. I mean, Tree!
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
1. My nose is a communist.
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
1. A baby goat is like a mushroom, I swear if you kill that duck I'm scared of toasters.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!

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