Top Ten Random Sentences

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221 Life is like a box of chocolates some of it sucks V 4 Comments
222 The Taco Cheated on Me for Hillary Clinton

But then Bill ate the taco because he's a cat eating a mummified llama that knows blue is the answer for 42, which is the answer of life, universe, and universe. - FnKk

223 Sweet Cheese!

Me and my friend say this all the time in school. We get mixed reactions - Scr3aM

224 They is yucky dartboards in my friendly doorknob sisters

This is as great as an alien human that ate a chicken then deep fried it with a hint of minty blue chicken cheese with poop pea water melone alien human pie

225 Monkeys jumping are big.
226 Imma go to yo house and be the stranger in yo bed. V 2 Comments
227 Reagen smash! V 1 Comment
228 You know when you're dead because you will see a purple octopus on the ceiling and Freddy Krueger in a jar

Well is more interesting than I bright light

V 1 Comment
229 My sweat smell like armpits! V 3 Comments
230 Listen, no one wants to bathe, but when your life is in danger and you are devastated like Bill was when Kiranna ate the lemon, hug a tree.

amazing

231 Horses and yellow ponies!
232 Confused toast
233 These pretzels are making me thirsty
234 My balls are squared

See a doctor if this happens to you.

235 Live, laugh & be happy
236 If six of one is the same as half a dozen of another how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a cucumber?
237 I set fire to the rain

WE ARE PLAYING A GAME, AND MY COUSIN WAS ABLE TO GUESS THAT I WAS SAYING THIS WHILE SHE HAD EARPHONES BLASTING MUSIC. THIS IS NOT VERY ORIGINAL.

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238 John will eat a plastic fish next Monday.
239 Due to a coal shortage Santa Claus gives Justin Bieber CDs

Actually, that would make sense. - doodie

That's sooo true and so amazing

240 Oh crap. It's my Gangnam Style Police Officer. Maybe uranium cats will help me out to create a radioactive dog to help kill my fathers Dr Doofensmurch smosh PewDiePie Avenger villain III when you realize Farts are fake.
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2. Hi, that duck over there!
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1. My nose is a communist.
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
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1. A baby goat is like a mushroom, I swear if you kill that duck I'm scared of toasters.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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