Top Ten Random Sentences


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221 Most random sentence ever

Oh my gosh I love this

222 I'm not as think as you drunk I am...

My dad says that all the time like, I know where that came from!

I've just gotta go put this room in the bag...

223 Today did you see that cat running around the hallways at school?

Yes. I picked it up and brought it to its loving owner

224 Pizza with cherry toppings are good, so how many pools can fit in an ant if a llama is heavy metal with cheeseburger?

What? that's all I have to say. I SAID, that's all I have to say. Y R U STILL LOOKING AT MY COMMENT!? I SAID that's EVERYTHING! I am LITTERLY in space right now.

225 I have a pet dragon named Rainbow who likes the color of an alphabet with 3 mustard on the bottom
226 The fact that you have no idea what I'm saying is a good time waster but it was the best of the year before I go back and forth between the government to be a great day for the next few months. V 1 Comment
227 Chuck Norris on a Sheen of Winning
228 Pies eat pickles for breakfast

What is this list? It's really pointless.

229 Riding on a Segway eating an onion.

So so random. I said it to my friend and she got frightened and slowly moved away. I have many many more random comments and in fact I write short stories at school in lesson time which include, narwhals of doom and in the end everyone usually end up spontaneously combusting. Originally it was Riding on a segway eating a zweible, you can put that but I don't think many will know what a zwieble is. - Its an Onion in German

I like both these people already

(Its an in joke at school: whenever someone says anything even slightly to do with segways, we all just go "Swegway")

230 The big tank threw a fiesta in Trivial Pursuit in Flanders
231 Kiss my ass Elmo

YES! Kiss my ass and I'll turn your fur brown! Xxx

232 Dingleberry Birds Fly Like Lamps
233 I read some where that drinking is bad for you so I quit reading

At first I thought "this doesn't make sense at all, this person is stupid".
And then I realised...

V 1 Comment
234 Why are you letting that monkey eat your unibrow?

I totally said this to my friend an she just backed away REALLY slowly!

V 2 Comments
235 How about blow? Crazy much?

Yes it is crazy but it happens every day in my room! Xxx

V 1 Comment
236 You no say that V 2 Comments
237 Aliens stole my sperm. V 1 Comment
238 I will eat your eyes in an apocalyptic dream beacause of long division and ham steak

Also, civilization is you trying to sell your neighbor's garage because hamsters.

239 Listen, no one wants to bathe, but when your life is in danger and you are devastated like Bill was when Kiranna ate the lemon, hug a tree.
240 Bug farts are toxic, run!
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