Top Ten Random Sentences

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221 Listen, no one wants to bathe, but when your life is in danger and you are devastated like Bill was when Kiranna ate the lemon, hug a tree.

amazing

222 Horses and yellow ponies!
223 Confused toast
224 My balls are squared

See a doctor if this happens to you.

225 Live, laugh & be happy
226 If six of one is the same as half a dozen of another how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a cucumber?
227 I set fire to the rain

WE ARE PLAYING A GAME, AND MY COUSIN WAS ABLE TO GUESS THAT I WAS SAYING THIS WHILE SHE HAD EARPHONES BLASTING MUSIC. THIS IS NOT VERY ORIGINAL.

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228 Due to a coal shortage Santa Claus gives Justin Bieber CDs

Actually, that would make sense. - doodie

That's sooo true and so amazing

229 Oh crap. It's my Gangnam Style Police Officer. Maybe uranium cats will help me out to create a radioactive dog to help kill my fathers Dr Doofensmurch smosh PewDiePie Avenger villain III when you realize Farts are fake.
230 My brother is stupid he barfed on me and threw me down the toilet last night.

Sounds drunk as opposed to stupid

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231 so i was circling this donut hole and came across a cantaloupe with a jack knife and a nipple, so i zoomed in all the way and a seen what i thought was a big toe and i went to grab it and salt got sprinkled all over the dogs tail and flies got caught up V 1 Comment
232 Why can't we live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned

Because chicken is EVIL! It is ALWAYS up to something! When will you understand that? There is NO other way! Okay?

Chickens should have the right to cross the road and not be laughed at. =^v^=

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233 Sally's blue orange saw his lawyer changed car insurance when he saw 4 little goblins square dancing with Mexican power rangers

Also, a flying water bottle came and shot a printer out of its ankle

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234 Fat guy eating a banana.... Oh did I say that that's what the new burger is called?
235 Sex is not the answer, it's the question. The answer is yes.
236 Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart, I love you more then a unicorn fart.

I'm saying this to my boyfriend tonight and seeing his reaction. He'll probably dump me but it would be worth it!

And that is saying something: unicorn farts are rainbow coloured and smell like toffee sauce.

237 Most random sentence ever

Oh my gosh I love this

238 I'm not as think as you drunk I am...

My dad says that all the time like, I know where that came from!

I've just gotta go put this room in the bag...

239 Today did you see that cat running around the hallways at school?

Yes. I picked it up and brought it to its loving owner

240 I have a pet dragon named Rainbow who likes the color of an alphabet with 3 mustard on the bottom
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