Top Ten Random Sentences


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221 Chuck Norris on a Sheen of Winning
222 Pies eat pickles for breakfast

What is this list? It's really pointless.

223 Riding on a Segway eating an onion.

So so random. I said it to my friend and she got frightened and slowly moved away. I have many many more random comments and in fact I write short stories at school in lesson time which include, narwhals of doom and in the end everyone usually end up spontaneously combusting. Originally it was Riding on a segway eating a zweible, you can put that but I don't think many will know what a zwieble is. - Its an Onion in German

I like both these people already

(Its an in joke at school: whenever someone says anything even slightly to do with segways, we all just go "Swegway")

224 The big tank threw a fiesta in Trivial Pursuit in Flanders
225 Kiss my ass Elmo

YES! Kiss my ass and I'll turn your fur brown! Xxx

226 Dingleberry Birds Fly Like Lamps
227 I read some where that drinking is bad for you so I quit reading

At first I thought "this doesn't make sense at all, this person is stupid".
And then I realised...

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228 Why are you letting that monkey eat your unibrow?

I totally said this to my friend an she just backed away REALLY slowly!

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229 How about blow? Crazy much?

Yes it is crazy but it happens every day in my room! Xxx

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230 You no say that V 2 Comments
231 Aliens stole my sperm. V 1 Comment
232 I will eat your eyes in an apocalyptic dream beacause of long division and ham steak

Also, civilization is you trying to sell your neighbor's garage because hamsters.

233 Listen, no one wants to bathe, but when your life is in danger and you are devastated like Bill was when Kiranna ate the lemon, hug a tree.
234 You need a bath V 1 Comment
235 Sometimes I believe in trees but then I realize pah unicorn
236 Holy Stalagmites

Are stalagmites holy? Really holy?

This is my new saying

237 Just because the principal nuked your house you don't have to go and box-bomb its Mac!
238 I punched an ant on the throat with a muffin
239 You know how sometimes, forever?
240 It's just for fun Susan, boil my dandruff V 1 Comment
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