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I KNOW RIGHT?! Like put beat heat on or something.
OH YEAH! been there
Is it a dumpster made of marshmallow or a dumpster for marshmallows?
That sounds as delicious as a sparkle pony at a polka party! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
This is horrible. its not funny it should be removed from this pageV 2 Comments
I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Wanna hang out and get some tacos?
Yo Emperor Palpatine.
Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.
I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.
I approve of this message
This doesn't make any sense- which is why its funny - BlobfishLover4735V 18 Comments
I believe that the government should sack obama.
I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs
I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose
I'm laughing so hard glitter came out my nose! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Mm glue laugh out loud
been thereV 3 Comments
Courtney and Duncan, anyone? - Wolftail
I broke a rule once, I grabbed the school hand book and ripped it up.
Dang it! I can't have green hair?! - Powerfulgirl10
Am I the only one who (unfortunately) gets it? - MiauzerV 6 Comments
Your mom got killed when she said noV 4 Comments
Yay! EBDTS ("everyone bow down to spongebob"). - fireinside96
So that's why I like SpongeBob so much.
SpongeBob has done the world a great service this day
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! 1111! 11! - mayamangaV 17 Comments
Laugh out loud that's all I got to say
Tee her her laugh out loudV 2 Comments
Haha. This is Shawn Spencer when he made an upside-down cake. Love Psych!V 1 Comment
I see pineapples in bathrobes all the time
Duh there pet tigers just want the babies for themselves
No I never noticed.
Yes, I did. How odd... - Emberflight_of_StormClanV 5 Comments
If you call the pineapple than it cannot pineapple as much pineapples as a pineapple can pineapple if a pineapple pineapples with pineapples on pineapples. It has to answer the phone! TYPEWRITER!
Sounds like something in a bad lip reading video
I Want to call the pineapple what his/her number
Wait, are you happy because I can give you my pineapples number? - Someone_who_owns_a_pineappleV 6 Comments
This is like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit because he is obsessed with cheese, so they made a Shopper 13 to go out to get more cheese, only to have a sheep dressed in a sweater eat it all.
We need more cheese from the addictive orange who is purple!V 3 Comments
You should've put of many things. But it's still funny. - funnyuser
I'm a lover of things as well...
I want this for my wall
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Top Remixes (23)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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