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Tots saying this when I get back to school
Sorry I've already done that 1289 times - BlobfishLover4735
Sure, just let me get my DVD player and a policeman.
LOL LMFAOV 9 Comments
Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747
Meaning, house fires are cold in a way of saying if you dump your girlfriend in public that’s just cold. Not like fire is cold.V 2 Comments
Is it a dumpster made of marshmallow or a dumpster for marshmallows?
Why would llama dung be fluffy?!?!?!
That sounds as delicious as a sparkle pony at a polka party! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Well then - TeamRocket747V 2 Comments
I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Wanna hang out and get some tacos?
I am actually your father - Gametheorysucks
Lol! - TeamRocket747V 2 Comments
Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.
I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.
I approve of this message
Well Mary Poppins is in prison now I guess. - TeamRocket747V 19 Comments
Well the child could be an avdio! - TeamRocket747
I believe that the government should sack obama.
If this is a minecrap reference, I'm going to the next page - TeamRocket747
I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs
I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose
I'm laughing so hard glitter came out my nose! - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Okay, can your crayons smell dry glue? - TeamRocket747
been thereV 4 Comments
Courtney and Duncan, anyone? - Wolftail
I broke a rule once, I grabbed the school hand book and ripped it up.
Dang it! I can't have green hair?! - Powerfulgirl10
I broke a rule too. Kim Jong-un broke his arm, and he's out of his rule, so now I'm Supreme Leader and am making NK better. - TeamRocket747V 7 Comments
This is offensive. Why do people like it? - TeamRocket747
Offensive, yet randomly hilarious.
Then I will kill your mom
Mom: And I screamed NNNOO! THEY'RE INNOCENT! - Powerfulgirl10V 3 Comments
How's that arthritis?
Well very random - TeamRocket747
Ewww noo - TeamRocket747
Percy Jackson's mom? You are sooo coolll! Can I meet her?
Yay! EBDTS ("everyone bow down to spongebob"). - fireinside96
So that's why I like SpongeBob so much.
SpongeBob has done the world a great service this day
SpongeBob must be large now - TeamRocket747V 18 Comments
Nice story! - TeamRocket747
Laugh out loud that's all I got to say
Kim Jong-un's catchphrase every day - TeamRocket747
Tee her her laugh out loud
Enough saidV 1 Comment
Well it's better than non-delicious flavour
Haha. This is Shawn Spencer when he made an upside-down cake. Love Psych!
Yes I am. - TeamRocket747
I see pineapples in bathrobes all the time
Duh there pet tigers just want the babies for themselves
False. I've seen a pineapple wear a bathrobe. - TeamRocket747
Yes, I did. How odd... - Emberflight_of_StormClanV 6 Comments
More like an roast than random - TeamRocket747
Ha Ha this one made me laugh!
If you call the pineapple than it cannot pineapple as much pineapples as a pineapple can pineapple if a pineapple pineapples with pineapples on pineapples. It has to answer the phone! TYPEWRITER!
Sounds like something in a bad lip reading video
I Want to call the pineapple what his/her number
*calls pineapple* - TeamRocket747V 7 Comments
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Top Remixes (24)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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