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41 House fires are cold.

Well duh


I KNOW RIGHT?! Like put beat heat on or something.

Oh wait...

OH YEAH! been there

42 A flaming marshmallow dumpster is filled with fluffy llama dung.

Is it a dumpster made of marshmallow or a dumpster for marshmallows?

That sounds as delicious as a sparkle pony at a polka party! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

This is horrible. its not funny it should be removed from this page

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43 Yo Darth Vader

I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Wanna hang out and get some tacos?

Yo Emperor Palpatine.


44 Marry Poppins killed a shopping trolley.

Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.

I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.

I approve of this message

This doesn't make any sense- which is why its funny - BlobfishLover4735

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45 No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed

I believe that the government should sack obama.

I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs

46 No the radios married the avocados in season 4
47 Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue

I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose

I'm laughing so hard glitter came out my nose! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Mm glue laugh out loud

been there

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48 Isn't that against the rules? Screw the rules I have green hair!

Courtney and Duncan, anyone? - Wolftail

I broke a rule once, I grabbed the school hand book and ripped it up.

Dang it! I can't have green hair?! - Powerfulgirl10

Am I the only one who (unfortunately) gets it? - Miauzer

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49 Hitler called my mom for permission to kill jews

Your mom got killed when she said no

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50 Hiya Gramama V 2 Comments
51 Honey, you stole the bacon! Now ima twerk at gorillas!


52 Spongebob ate Britney Spears

Yay! EBDTS ("everyone bow down to spongebob"). - fireinside96

So that's why I like SpongeBob so much.

SpongeBob has done the world a great service this day

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! 1111! 11! - mayamanga

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53 That is why udders bite Orange juice
54 Nom nom nom nom nom!

Laugh out loud that's all I got to say

Tee her her laugh out loud

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55 Are you a fan of delicious flavor?

Haha. This is Shawn Spencer when he made an upside-down cake. Love Psych!

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56 Did you ever notice that pineapples never wear bathrobes?

I see pineapples in bathrobes all the time

Duh there pet tigers just want the babies for themselves

No I never noticed.

Yes, I did. How odd... - Emberflight_of_StormClan

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57 Call the pineapple if you feel happy

If you call the pineapple than it cannot pineapple as much pineapples as a pineapple can pineapple if a pineapple pineapples with pineapples on pineapples. It has to answer the phone! TYPEWRITER!

Sounds like something in a bad lip reading video

I Want to call the pineapple what his/her number

Wait, are you happy because I can give you my pineapples number? - Someone_who_owns_a_pineapple

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58 Hey girl, are you from France because your English sucks V 1 Comment
59 We need more cheeeeeeessseeeee!!!

This is like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit because he is obsessed with cheese, so they made a Shopper 13 to go out to get more cheese, only to have a sheep dressed in a sweater eat it all.

We need more cheese from the addictive orange who is purple!

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60 I am not a hoarder, I am a lover of things.

You should've put of many things. But it's still funny. - funnyuser

I'm a lover of things as well...

I want this for my wall

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