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41 Wanna help me steal a giraffe?

Tots saying this when I get back to school

Sorry I've already done that 1289 times - BlobfishLover4735

Sure, just let me get my DVD player and a policeman.


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42 House fires are cold.

Then cold is hot - TeamRocket747

Well duh


Meaning, house fires are cold in a way of saying if you dump your girlfriend in public that’s just cold. Not like fire is cold.

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43 A flaming marshmallow dumpster is filled with fluffy llama dung.

Is it a dumpster made of marshmallow or a dumpster for marshmallows?

Why would llama dung be fluffy?!?!?!

That sounds as delicious as a sparkle pony at a polka party! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Well then - TeamRocket747

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44 Yo Darth Vader

I'm imagining Darth Sidious saying this... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Wanna hang out and get some tacos?

I am actually your father - Gametheorysucks

Lol! - TeamRocket747

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45 Marry Poppins killed a shopping trolley.

Whoa, that is so cool. Laugh out loud I love IT IT is awesome peace out bro.

I can make a better one: I don't care about trolls who are second place in sexing up licorice who are also cheating on the trolls with Drake who now eats blue berries so much, they're red.

I approve of this message

Well Mary Poppins is in prison now I guess. - TeamRocket747

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46 No the radios married the avocados in season 4

Well the child could be an avdio! - TeamRocket747

47 No sheep is quite as crooked as a bed

I believe that the government should sack obama.

If this is a minecrap reference, I'm going to the next page - TeamRocket747

I once came across a wooden stick
You must feed me hosre eggs

48 Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue

I don't know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose

I'm laughing so hard glitter came out my nose! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Okay, can your crayons smell dry glue? - TeamRocket747

been there

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49 Isn't that against the rules? Screw the rules I have green hair!

Courtney and Duncan, anyone? - Wolftail

I broke a rule once, I grabbed the school hand book and ripped it up.

Dang it! I can't have green hair?! - Powerfulgirl10

I broke a rule too. Kim Jong-un broke his arm, and he's out of his rule, so now I'm Supreme Leader and am making NK better. - TeamRocket747

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50 Hitler called my mom for permission to kill jews

This is offensive. Why do people like it? - TeamRocket747

Offensive, yet randomly hilarious.

Then I will kill your mom

Mom: And I screamed NNNOO! THEY'RE INNOCENT! - Powerfulgirl10

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51 Hiya Gramama

How's that arthritis?

Well very random - TeamRocket747

Random lol

52 Honey, you stole the bacon! Now ima twerk at gorillas!


Ewww noo - TeamRocket747

53 Oh, Miss Jackson gave me a chicken rice stew with a side of popcorn slices and how many chicken pot pie corn Bread chocolate bar on Starbucks with a side of chocolate candy and an egg and cheese salad with a slice of Angel food cake for ghosts.

Percy Jackson's mom? You are sooo coolll! Can I meet her?

54 Spongebob ate Britney Spears

Yay! EBDTS ("everyone bow down to spongebob"). - fireinside96

So that's why I like SpongeBob so much.

SpongeBob has done the world a great service this day

SpongeBob must be large now - TeamRocket747

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55 That is why udders bite Orange juice

Nice story! - TeamRocket747

56 Nom nom nom nom nom!

Laugh out loud that's all I got to say

Kim Jong-un's catchphrase every day - TeamRocket747

Tee her her laugh out loud

Enough said

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57 Are you a fan of delicious flavor?

Well it's better than non-delicious flavour

Haha. This is Shawn Spencer when he made an upside-down cake. Love Psych!

Yes I am. - TeamRocket747

Love psych!

58 Did you ever notice that pineapples never wear bathrobes?

I see pineapples in bathrobes all the time

Duh there pet tigers just want the babies for themselves

False. I've seen a pineapple wear a bathrobe. - TeamRocket747

Yes, I did. How odd... - Emberflight_of_StormClan

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59 Hey girl, are you from France because your English sucks

More like an roast than random - TeamRocket747

Ha Ha this one made me laugh!

60 Call the pineapple if you feel happy

If you call the pineapple than it cannot pineapple as much pineapples as a pineapple can pineapple if a pineapple pineapples with pineapples on pineapples. It has to answer the phone! TYPEWRITER!

Sounds like something in a bad lip reading video

I Want to call the pineapple what his/her number

*calls pineapple* - TeamRocket747

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