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61 We need more cheeeeeeessseeeee!!!

This is like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit because he is obsessed with cheese, so they made a Shopper 13 to go out to get more cheese, only to have a sheep dressed in a sweater eat it all.

We need more cheese from the addictive orange who is purple!

Well, go to a cheese factory. - TeamRocket747


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62 I am not a hoarder, I am a lover of things.

You should've put of many things. But it's still funny. - funnyuser

I'm a lover of things as well...

I want this for my wall

Well then - TeamRocket747

63 Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!
64 Obviously its Sacramento not 6

No, it's Banana, not Sacramento - TeamRocket747

65 Drink my blood, it'll make you sick.

Yes! Now I don't need those onions!

Okay! Because water is wet! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

I'm sure it tastes good. And I just made you throw up.

no - TeamRocket747

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66 A goat partied on a car while stealing a dog while eating a pineapple before breakfast

I just don't get this whole thing about destroying pineapples, what did they ever do to you?

That goat must've had his canoe stuck and find out how many pancakes can go to the moon - TeamRocket747

Instead of writing an essay I will write this on my paper

Did the goat also touch my crayons, they smell like glue?

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67 Ricky loves you!

Nope Ricky. *Kos ricky* - TeamRocket747

Jeff loves you too!


... I hate you too ricky...

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68 Hey girl, what's your favorite color? Because you smell nice

It's pineapple because I smell like teal pancakes

Hmm my favourite color hm? YOU

Smell nice is a new color! - TeamRocket747

Imagine just walking up to a stranger and saying this.
"Hey girl,what's your favorite color? Because you smell nice."
"Um," *nervous sweats* "th-thank you? "
"No problem love."

69 What the cult?


70 You are the horse to my my.

Okay, the man named My now has a horse - TeamRocket747

what - Miauzer

71 You are an apple-knocker


Okay? - TeamRocket747

72 A Hairy window broke a silly pineapple with a Blue fridge

HAHA! That doesn't even make any sense, and I'm STILL laughing my throat dry!

wow... umm... how does this work???

ROTFLOL HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This is so funny! - moose4life19

But what if a silly pineapple broke a hairy window with a blue frige.

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73 Banana crap shake pillow lock.

The blue lamp hired a burned piece of toast to mow his lawn on Friday. :-)

What the heck?! - Powerfulgirl10

This isn't a sentence lol


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74 We can't have a meeting for 5 minutes without it smelling like Bobby Brown yawned in my face!

Wasn't this in one of those Hitler reacts videos? - DatIrishman

HAHA! Oh my God! :D - Britgirl

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75 There's an ugly chimpanzee in my bathroom and won't stop yelling the f word

If this happened to someone it would make my day! I can't stop laughing at this! Haha! - Wolftail

I know what your talking about animal planet calls it the purple nipple disease

Laugh out loud I almost pee my pants on this one

Masterpiece - Miauzer

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76 Flying dogs like cheese.

I love this one I asked like twenty people which is more random this or banana error and they all say this one. it makes me laugh and say what the crap lol

Of cores the do. They are super dogs who save the citizens of dogville what else would the eat? /

Jesus is the bread

My catch fraze is banana error

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77 You know farts smell like radishes roasting on an open fire.

I like the smell of radishes roasting on an open fire

I just farted, mine doesn't smell like that

I just farted, and it smelt like... Hmmm... Let me smell it.. *Smells* It smells like a mixture of rotten eggs, dead potatoes, roadkill, and then some burnt grilled cheese... Nice.

I love the smell of poopy dogs :P - funnyuser

78 A baby goat is like a mushroom, I swear if you kill that duck I'm scared of toasters.

holy crap

LOL. =^v^=

79 Yo mama is so ugly she made onions cry

Here we go again with the Yo Mama jokes... *sigh* - Powerfulgirl10

This one is not really that random...

Shut up Powerfulgirl10

80 There's no business like snow business.

Somebody said that in summer



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1. I mean, Tree!
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
1. My nose is a communist.
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
1. A baby goat is like a mushroom, I swear if you kill that duck I'm scared of toasters.
2. Banana crap shake pillow lock.
3. A cherry is also a red bullfrog!

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