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61 Obviously its Sacramento not 6
62 Drink my blood, it'll make you sick.

Yes! Now I don't need those onions!

Okay! Because water is wet! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

I'm sure it tastes good. And I just made you throw up.

Okay so.
Setting: my school
Date: fake Halloween
I dressed up as a vampire with blood coming from my mouth
Teacher: wash it off nooow

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63 A goat partied on a car while stealing a dog while eating a pineapple before breakfast

I just don't get this whole thing about destroying pineapples, what did they ever do to you?

Instead of writing an essay I will write this on my paper

Did the goat also touch my crayons, they smell like glue?

The mental image is hard to get out of my head

64 Ricky loves you!

Jeff loves you too!


No, he loves Amy Juergens (The secret life of the American Teenager) - Someone_who_owns_a_pineapple

... I hate you too ricky...

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65 Hey girl, what's your favorite color? Because you smell nice

It's pineapple because I smell like teal pancakes

Hmm my favourite color hm? YOU

Imagine just walking up to a stranger and saying this.
"Hey girl,what's your favorite color? Because you smell nice."
"Um," *nervous sweats* "th-thank you? "
"No problem love."

66 You are the horse to my my.

what - Miauzer

67 A Hairy window broke a silly pineapple with a Blue fridge

HAHA! That doesn't even make any sense, and I'm STILL laughing my throat dry!

wow... umm... how does this work???

ROTFLOL HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This is so funny! - moose4life19

NOO, MY PINEAPPLE! He was gonna make a family of frogs! ;_; - Someone_who_owns_a_pineapple

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68 You are an apple-knocker
69 Banana crap shake pillow lock.

The blue lamp hired a burned piece of toast to mow his lawn on Friday. :-)

What the heck?! - Powerfulgirl10

This isn't a sentence lol


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70 We can't have a meeting for 5 minutes without it smelling like Bobby Brown yawned in my face!

Wasn't this in one of those Hitler reacts videos? - DatIrishman

HAHA! Oh my God! :D - Britgirl

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71 Flying dogs like cheese.

I love this one I asked like twenty people which is more random this or banana error and they all say this one. it makes me laugh and say what the crap lol

Of cores the do. They are super dogs who save the citizens of dogville what else would the eat? /

Jesus is the bread

My catch fraze is banana error

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72 There's an ugly chimpanzee in my bathroom and won't stop yelling the f word

If this happened to someone it would make my day! I can't stop laughing at this! Haha! - Wolftail

I know what your talking about animal planet calls it the purple nipple disease

Laugh out loud I almost pee my pants on this one

Masterpiece - Miauzer

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73 You know farts smell like radishes roasting on an open fire.

I like the smell of radishes roasting on an open fire

I just farted, mine doesn't smell like that

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74 Yo mama is so ugly she made onions cry

Here we go again with the Yo Mama jokes... *sigh* - Powerfulgirl10

This one is not really that random...

Shut up Powerfulgirl10

75 A baby goat is like a mushroom, I swear if you kill that duck I'm scared of toasters.

holy crap

LOL. =^v^=

76 There's no business like snow business. V 3 Comments
77 I found your sister eating a keyboard and kissing an inkling.
78 I used to cook turquoise bathing suits at the post office

I didn't know there was an oven at he post office!

I like turquoise and cooking and cgdhsjavcdhjw

In a big vat

79 Donkey poo can make you chorophobic

I feel bad for the donkey. He must be Chorophobic.

80 When I grow up i wanna be a Mamaguy

Me too

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