Top Ten Random Sentences


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61 Banana crap shake pillow lock.

The blue lamp hired a burned piece of toast to mow his lawn on Friday. :-)

What the heck?! - Powerfulgirl10

This isn't a sentence lol


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62 We can't have a meeting for 5 minutes without it smelling like Bobby Brown yawned in my face!

Wasn't this in one of those Hitler reacts videos? - DatIrishman

HAHA! Oh my God! :D - Britgirl

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63 Flying dogs like cheese.

I love this one I asked like twenty people which is more random this or banana error and they all say this one. it makes me laugh and say what the crap lol

Of cores the do. They are super dogs who save the citizens of dogville what else would the eat? /

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64 I like pie

Laugh out loud my friend jesse used to say that all the time

I have a friend who says nothing but "Pie" or "Cake", he'd love this one

I once had a friend named Pie.

Your like a walking enclopedia of weirdness

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65 There's an ugly chimpanzee in my bathroom and won't stop yelling the f word

If this happened to someone it would make my day! I can't stop laughing at this! Haha! - Wolftail

I know what your talking about animal planet calls it the purple nipple disease

Laugh out loud I almost pee my pants on this one

Amazing lol!

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66 You know farts smell like radishes roasting on an open fire.

I like the smell of radishes roasting on an open fire

I just farted, mine doesn't smell like that

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67 Yo mama is so ugly she made onions cry

Here we go again with the Yo Mama jokes... *sigh* - Powerfulgirl10

This one is not really that random...

Shut up Powerfulgirl10

68 A baby goat is like a mushroom, I swear if you kill that duck I'm scared of toasters.

holy crap

LOL. =^v^=

69 There's no business like snow business. V 3 Comments
70 Donkey poo can make you chorophobic

I feel bad for the donkey. He must be Chorophobic.

71 I used to cook turquoise bathing suits at the post office V 2 Comments
72 ...What do you expect me to day now, huh?
73 Now that's what I call keyboard!

LOL! *takes out radish* Man: Now that's what I call a keyboard! - Powerfulgirl10

What is this I don't even

Haha love it

74 The way you play the cheese guitar with the licorice strings and your fishy fingers, is just incredible.

Lick a finger

I would eat it

Who you calling fishy fingers?


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75 Guess what?

Guess what? That chicken just got ran over by a drunk lawn mower. - Powerfulgirl10



10/10 IGN It's ok

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76 The space station was closed ten years ago because Batman and Abraham Lincoln are sharing a sandwich in my backyard.

I've got chuck Norris and spiderman sharing a taco in mine


77 Eat my sister.

And add "She tastes like chicken." - funnyuser

You can keep my sister instead of eating her

78 I like Trains

gets run over by train - kaitlynrad11

I say this all the time!

Dillon always says that in some accent and it gets REALLY annoying!

I see what you did there

79 Sometimes I like to pretend I'm an electric toaster swimming in a field of grapes

Why am I crying

Yeah me too, I am riding on a canary OFF TO NEVERLAND!

Whoa, I do the same thing when I'm on a horse!


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80 Woman in the attic

Haha I said this to my grandma and she wants to take me to a therapist

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