Top Ten Random Sentences


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81 I used to cook turquoise bathing suits at the post office

I didn't know there was an oven at he post office!

I like turquoise and cooking and cgdhsjavcdhjw

In a big vat

82 I found your sister eating a keyboard and kissing an inkling.
83 Gumball Watterson never likes chicken pot pies.


84 Donkey poo can make you chorophobic

I feel bad for the donkey. He must be Chorophobic.

85 When I grow up i wanna be a Mamaguy

Me too

86 ...What do you expect me to day now, huh?
87 Now that's what I call keyboard!

LOL! *takes out radish* Man: Now that's what I call a keyboard! - Powerfulgirl10

What is this I don't even

Haha love it

88 The way you play the cheese guitar with the licorice strings and your fishy fingers, is just incredible.

Lick a finger

I would eat it

Who you calling fishy fingers?


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89 Guess what?

Guess what? That chicken just got ran over by a drunk lawn mower. - Powerfulgirl10



10/10 IGN It's ok

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90 Yo Mama so Mama, she Mamaed my Mama!



91 The space station was closed ten years ago because Batman and Abraham Lincoln are sharing a sandwich in my backyard.

I've got chuck Norris and spiderman sharing a taco in mine


*Donal Trump Staring*

92 Sometimes I like to pretend I'm an electric toaster swimming in a field of grapes

Why am I crying

Yeah me too, I am riding on a canary OFF TO NEVERLAND!

Whoa, I do the same thing when I'm on a horse!

Oml that so funny its enough to make a car meow!

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93 Eat my sister.

And add "She tastes like chicken." - funnyuser

You can keep my sister instead of eating her

94 Your ugliness made me bang my head on a big rock V 2 Comments
95 Woman in the attic

Haha I said this to my grandma and she wants to take me to a therapist

96 Eat my shorts!!

That's from the simpsons that's a stolen line there!

What is inside of them?

Wut no I'd rather have pants

M, your shorts taste like meatballs!

97 I'll give you 100 dollars for a nickel

When you need a nickel for the pay toilet...

It's a great deal ! - funnyuser

I did that one time, he didn't give me the nickel.

I would rather give you 1,000,000 pennies for 100 dollars - Gametheorysucks

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98 Barack Obama fell of the roof and got chair milk brushed all over his rubber lips.


"He ran he ran he wanted to ruin trumps plan
"But he didn't notice the lam

99 A mutant race car ran over the Pope

Pope Now I will bless you

Me Accidentally crashes Pope Woops... sorry you better pay me pizza orders - CerealGuy

100 Bitter sugar tastes like black blood

What does that make you think of?

Evil blood tastes like lemons. (Answering to the last comment) =^v^=

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