Top Ten Random Sentences

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81 Woman in the attic

Haha I said this to my grandma and she wants to take me to a therapist

82 Your ugliness made me bang my head on a big rock V 2 Comments
83 I like Trains

gets run over by train - kaitlynrad11

I say this all the time!

Dillon always says that in some accent and it gets REALLY annoying!

I see what you did there

84 Ugly People are Hot Llamas V 1 Comment
85 A mutant race car ran over the Pope

Pope Now I will bless you

Me Accidentally crashes Pope Woops... sorry you better pay me pizza orders - CerealGuy

86 I'll give you 100 dollars for a nickel

I should do that.. Except I'd say" I'll give you a nickel for 100 dollars"
Haha

V 3 Comments
87 Barack Obama fell of the roof and got chair milk brushed all over his rubber lips.

Great

"He ran he ran he wanted to ruin trumps plan
"But he didn't notice the lam

88 Bitter sugar tastes like black blood

What does that make you think of?

Evil blood tastes like lemons. (Answering to the last comment) =^v^=

89 Am little pink building ate my mommy, a gorilla if jumping on my bed.

Good one - Lunala

90 Creepers are suicidal...... Why? V 2 Comments
91 When life gives you lemons, take them. Because hey, free lemons!

When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let people wonder how you did that - jacob159

FREE LEMONS and I would make coke out of them

I love free lemons.

Got any lemons

V 4 Comments
92 Bob ate a sandwich under a hungry tree.

The tree must be kinda ticked off

So funny! I fell very sorry for the tree though...

The tree in MY BACKYARD eats people sometimes

That tree must've been angry. - Powerfulgirl10

V 3 Comments
93 Rainbows fly under the world.

I just died of laughter and resurrected

I wish they did. Miners would see beauty.

Good - Lunala

94 The answer to life is suitcase because panda + dishwasher = 42

You got it wrong its 420

it good

95 Communist vaginas eat checkers on twelve

That's dirty. I can report this

That's creepy... - Powerfulgirl10

yeah

WHAT?! Haha lol

96 The tree smacked the fish across the rainbow.

What the what LOL!

LOL THIS IS THE BEST

LOL what - Qackydontus

97 If a blue potato went up to a red sausage, how would you be able to save the pink pineapple from drowning in a sea of lemonade?

According to my calculations, the most accurate answer (maybe) is by sticking the skinny potato up your nose - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Cheese because cats don't tree on the cow roof - Lunala

Green, because lions don't wear berets.

Lamborghini, because my dog is a Jedi - FireWasp2004

V 8 Comments
98 She ate my lamborghini! V 3 Comments
99 Random doesn't equal funny.

I am afraid that it does, my kind sir.

You are correct

100 This is worst than being slapped on the face by a grumpy old fridge!

This is so funny

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