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121 I'm secretly a ninja llama, but shh don't tell anyone! V 3 Comments
122 I killed a drunk pipe

But it came back to life and smoketh my glass before thine very own.

V 1 Comment
123 Cloth is yum like paper
124 I found Santa drunk on my table when I went to see my presents

I just pissed my self

What was in thos cookies

Oh... My... God. - Powerfulgirl10

125 I'm in is bag.

WHERE, I can't SEE YOU! Wait your in the bag.

V 3 Comments
126 When life gives you lemons you throw them at children V 3 Comments
127 The moon is a sandwich V 3 Comments
128 I am puzzled how a manatee can kill a Mario in 888 thousand seconds squared.

Does the manatee want to kill Mario or Luigi?

V 2 Comments
129 Elizabeth Taylor drunk bigfoot taco

Laugh Out Loud. I don't know what to say. - Powerfulgirl10

This isn't a sentence


I died

130 I have a banana phone that really works

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring! Banana phone! Banana phone!

131 Choosing your socks by how much glue they have on them isn't right.

No, it really isn't. But tacos still are made of strawberries, so it's all good.

Unless you use the scale of 1/287 glues and put it through a machine of green letters and chair numbers.

Because they don't chose how much glue they get. Evil Dr airplane does. =^v^=

132 That pillow went whiz and that pointy cloud went gargle and that rainbow horsey went MEOW

And the Pie started chucking cats everywhere

And the air conditioner went to planet mars to celebrate Easter with the finch. =^v^=

V 1 Comment
133 Dumb apple

Laugh out loud. Smack. Someone and say dumb apple laugh out loud jk don't really do that

V 1 Comment
134 So when I changed the light bulb, the frog screamed blue muffins.

Same thing happened to me but except toad from Mario ate my moms baby lotion and a I missed my rainbow eating competition.

V 1 Comment
135 My potato has 47 butt holes V 2 Comments
136 Deranged llama Larry took a selfie V 1 Comment
137 I got a special bacon, then you throw me text airplanes in the censored face. V 2 Comments
138 Otis smells like fungus.

I think it's time or a bath Otis. - funnyuser

Funniest one on here

139 Bigfoot crapped on a purple apple then ate it
140 Polar bears are friendly because they went through menopause and they smell corn dogs in whales

Dammit polar bears!

What does menopause mean?

so funny - Lunala


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