Top Ten Random Sentences

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121 What in the name of singing alligators...?

Imagine you saying that to your teacher after they say something...lol

Well, Singing alligators can't have names because the purple cat had too many brick pancakes. - Chillyconmor

Those singing alligators will get you every ' time...

122 This airplane tastes like tofu.

Yes

123 Man actually evolved into ape

It just seems like mankind is evolving in to apes.

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124 There's a big blue muffin in the backyard and it wants pie with cheeze

Tell him to find another potato to squeeze

I feel the need to rap this

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125 Damn the rain is wet again

I just got dry from jumping in the ocean, now the rain made me wet?!?!?
Seriously?!?!?!

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126 Grass tastes bad

Really I think we all know that

It tastes like lettuce

Ik this...

127 Fuzzy bucket of lies.

It's all pink and cute and stuff

AND EVIL

No it is the truth, chuck just pooped so it came out like that.

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128 When does the 5 o'clock news start

Oh my gosh! I say stuff like this all the time!

Lol this is funny

I am confused to, because it always says 11 alive news at 10

I like it

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129 I'm secretly a ninja llama, but shh don't tell anyone! V 3 Comments
130 I like Trains

gets run over by train - kaitlynrad11

I say this all the time!

Dillon always says that in some accent and it gets REALLY annoying!

I liked trains to!

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131 I killed a drunk pipe

But it came back to life and smoketh my glass before thine very own.

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132 I objectify orangutan mafia blue. V 2 Comments
133 Flamingo is gentle, like hamburger
134 Eating cheese on National Airplane Day (tuesdays) at Bob and Steve's Bakery rocks more than miss-matched socks
135 I'm in is bag.

WHERE, I can't SEE YOU! Wait your in the bag.

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136 The website itself

Boi

YES

137 So when I changed the light bulb, the frog screamed blue muffins.

Same thing happened to me but except toad from Mario ate my moms baby lotion and a I missed my rainbow eating competition.

Blue muffinns FOR LIFE!

138 My potato has 47 butt holes

Is there 47 types of poop, too? - Silverfroststorm

I laughed so hard

I cry every time looking at it's butt holes *sad song plays* - CerealGuy

139 When life gives you lemons you throw them at children V 3 Comments
140 Cloth is yum like paper
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