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I think it's time or a bath Otis. - funnyuser
Funniest one on here
Dammit polar bears!
What does menopause mean?
so funny - Lunala
Really? Hmm... That explains why your upside down and riding a purple pony...V 3 Comments
It's 8:30 in the morning in the afternoon in the morning in the afternoon in the morning in the afternoonV 2 Comments
Or I mighttell her! DUN DUN!
I told my friends this and they were laughing so hard
This one is the best!
No--anything but the pumpkins! They're the only known natural predator of preschoolers!
I immediately thought "yeah throw those batch of preschoolers into the forest! "V 2 Comments
Get a swat team down here, statV 1 Comment
Which is funny because horses can't pukeV 1 Comment
I'd tell it, "See that man over there? Yeah, him. You see, he has a banana hidden on him somewhere, and it's YOUR job to find it. Okay? Now, GO get it! " and he'd find it.V 3 Comments
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT! The cat startled me and... And... I bumped into it! Please, Alice really doesn't like me...V 3 Comments
And if bears are zebras then grass is 87.
What is the obsession on this site with llamas!?
What's with llamas in this site? Alpacas are better. They even pwaa.
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List StatsUpdated 20 Aug 2017
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Top Remixes (23)
2. Hi, that duck over there!
3. The cheese grater is in the way!
2. Screw world peace, I want a pony
3. Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow
2. Banana error.
3. I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
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