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141 I am puzzled how a manatee can kill a Mario in 888 thousand seconds squared.

Does the manatee want to kill Mario or Luigi?

Mysteries of life

Made me pee in my pants

Love it

142 I found Santa drunk on my table when I went to see my presents

I just pissed my self

What was in thos cookies

Oh... My... God. - Powerfulgirl10

143 Choosing your socks by how much glue they have on them isn't right.

No, it really isn't. But tacos still are made of strawberries, so it's all good.

Unless you use the scale of 1/287 glues and put it through a machine of green letters and chair numbers.

Yes but carpets should definitely be chosen by the amount of restaurants on them.

Because they don't chose how much glue they get. Evil Dr airplane does. =^v^=

144 Bran flakes chased me into a raging creek and now I am friends with a trout named jeremy who has an odd obsession with obese porcupines

Are the porcupines bran flakes?


145 The moon is a sandwich V 3 Comments
146 Elizabeth Taylor drunk bigfoot taco

Laugh Out Loud. I don't know what to say. - Powerfulgirl10

This isn't a sentence


I died

147 I got a special bacon, then you throw me text airplanes in the censored face. V 2 Comments
148 I have a banana phone that really works

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring! Banana phone! Banana phone!

149 Bigfoot crapped on a purple apple then ate it

It was the best one

Okay, ew. *calling so everyone can hear* Guys, this one is mad!
I now bid you a good pompleshnorf

150 That pillow went whiz and that pointy cloud went gargle and that rainbow horsey went MEOW

And the leperchon jumped in the pot of acid

And the Pie started chucking cats everywhere

And the air conditioner went to planet mars to celebrate Easter with the finch. =^v^=

151 Dumb apple

Laugh out loud. Smack. Someone and say dumb apple laugh out loud jk don't really do that

V 1 Comment
152 Deranged llama Larry took a selfie V 1 Comment
153 Otis smells like fungus.

I think it's time or a bath Otis. - funnyuser

Funniest one on here

154 Polar bears are friendly because they went through menopause and they smell corn dogs in whales

Dammit polar bears!

What does menopause mean?

so funny - Lunala


155 phsychedelic sandwich

Really? Hmm... That explains why your upside down and riding a purple pony...

So cute laugh out loud.

Evil sandwich

I like ~(o. O)~

156 I watch apples that go swimming at a lake when its dark out at 8:30 a.m. in the afternoon.

It's 8:30 in the morning in the afternoon in the morning in the afternoon in the morning in the afternoon

V 2 Comments
157 Shhh, the cheese may tell your grandma

Or I mighttell her! DUN DUN!

158 I am here all the time except when I'm not.

I told my friends this and they were laughing so hard

This one is the best!

159 When girls sneeze they spread unicorn disease.

What about boy germs?

I like this one

Is unicorn disease when ever u turn into a magical unicorn and eat butterflies?


160 Sometimes I like to put corn beef on my cereal to cure stitches in my forehead after falling off the staircase doing a skateboard trick. V 1 Comment
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