Random Things that Could Happen While at the Movies

The Top Ten

1 Guy tells you to sit down further because he can’t see

This isn't a problem if you're short

2 You take a seat,but your movie’s in another room

Happened to me once when I went to go see a movie with my grandma.

3 You spill your popcorn everywhere

Imagine the angry glares as the whole row in front of you is now covered in popcorn.Whoops...

4 You never get a pair of 3D glasses

Imagine the horror as you look up at the screen and everything is blurry. Are you going blind?! You look around to see everyone else has on glasses. Oh shoot... this was a 3D movie.

5 A kid cries throughout the whole movie

Happens a lot to me. Even in adult movies

6 The people in front of you talk the whole time

About a year ago there were these really loud people behind us, and then they started smoking pot. It was horrible! At least we got a refund.

7 The movie is awful

Luckily, I've never seen an awful movie...well at least in the theatre

But you already paid,so you might as well just sit down and watch the rest of it...

8 Someone else is sitting in your seats.

Happens almost every time

9 Random guy starts eating your popcorn

The balls and audacity of someone doing this to me would actually make me chuckle. I'd be mad but think the absurdness of it would make me laugh.

10 Somebody is Carrying a Super Contagious World Ending Plague, and They Sit Next to You

Um, sir? Do you think you could NOT contaminate me today?

Wonder if this has ever happened

The Contenders

11 Person next to you accidentally sips your drink

12 Somebody Spills Their Soda All Over You

Hey, that was my expensive designer coat!

13 A random dog comes over and knocks you out of your seat

Why would there be a dog in the theatre? Most service dogs are trained better than that.

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