Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen to You On Your Way to Work

Britgirl

The Top Ten

1 Be Escorted Across The Road by an Old Person

That would make me feel old - KingSlayer93316

Idiotic

Sweet thing to happen but so weird - especially if you don't even want to cross. - Britgirl

Wow, I never thought of that... - moonwolf

2 Suddenly Have the Urge to Lay Down in the Middle of the Road and Pretend You're Dead

Why would I want to have an urge to do this? Am I an opossum now? - KingSlayer93316

Be careful though, because you might accidentally end up... Oh! - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001

Haha this is funny!
Hey maybe the Way to work for you is near Bears so you tell people I'm playing Dead - Curti2594

I totally get it.

3 Get Married to a Complete Stranger

I guess things accelerated quickly when they met - Randomator

And this is all happening in a 10-30 minute drive...

Ok - KingSlayer93316

You'd be quite late for work, then, if this were to happen! - PositronWildhawk

Am I in Vegas or something?

4 Someone Shouts "Bingo" in Your Ear Just For the Fun of it.

I have seen this happen to a sleeping train passenger by a drunk man. - Britgirl

5 The Sky Suddenly Falls on You

THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!

Chicken little laugh out loud - kidlava111

This reminds me of a movie... - funnyuser

But not everyone else... ? THE WORLD IS CONSPIRING AGAINST YOU!

6 Get Run Over by an Ambulance

Oh, the irony!

Then, you would probably need to be in the ambulance more than the person it’s going to. - sadical

I've never seen anyone getting run over by an Ambulance either. I don't it's going to happen in real life... �"

Yeah, he will be more than fired...

7 You Stop in the Middle of a Busy Street and Announce Loudly to The World "I'm Ready!"

Haha! Actually this thing happened to me a year ago. That day was my semester exam for Maths, and just for relieving myself I said this! - Kiteretsunu

Yay! Spongebob would be so proud! - happyhappyjoyjoy

Haha! That would be very funny, Imagine that Everyone Started saying "I'm Ready" on a Busy street It would Be Hilarious. SpongeBob would love This!. - Dreamformusic

I would love to do that! Weirdness! And lots of people staring at me... - funnyuser

8 Someone Gives You a Suitcase With Comic Books in

You would probably be fired

9 You Realise That You've Left Your House Completely Naked, Shrug it off and Carry on Anyway

But I'd be wondering where to put my hands in the absence of pockets - Britgirl

Obviously this would never happen to me but it is rather random laugh out loud

Whoever would do this is most likely very lazy or drunk.

Oh well, rookie's mistake. - Rocko

10 You Die

And I was going to get a promotion today... - KingSlayer93316

Its is the funniest ting ever

These are all in the 2% chance of happening

Britgirl, your funny and all but seriously. out of all the random ideas you chose "you die"... (laghing super hard)... - yolo2346

The Contenders

11 The Whole Town Starts Singing and Dancing Like They're in a Musical and After 10 Minutes, Suddenly go about Their Business as if Nothing Had Happened

YES, I WILL SING WITH YOU. And likely continue to sing even after the ten minutes is up.

Wait? Why is everybody singing? Oh, I'll join in too then! ( Sings) Reminds me of a certain Race To The Edge episode. - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001

As Positron has already mentioned, this actually happened at Liverpool Street station.
I missed it though, someone obstructed the doors I think. - Rocko

It once happened for a T-Mobile ad at Liverpool street station. YouTube it! Search "T-Mobile Dance" and it should come up. - PositronWildhawk

12 You see Obama playing RingaRingaRoses with Vladmir Putin.

Ring around a rosey, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down

I did not see that coming.

Haha to funny

Ashes, ashes you fall off a cliff.

13 Fall in Love. . .

How could you fall in love with someone on your way to work? - sadical

What if you’re married? Also, this is just random - KingSlayer93316

Laugh out loud! What I'm I missing here? - keyson

In response to that guy, where exactly are you getting that idea from? That is just the dumbest comment on TheTopTens. And I'm sure Britgirl will agree. - PositronWildhawk

14 An Ocean Liner Falls Out of Your Pocket

That does not even make sense whatsoever

I knew those combat trousers weren't secure... - Rocko

Laugh out loud! Imagine walking to your office, taking out your keys from your pocket and an OCEAN LINER falls out at your feet! Thank you to whoever added this one. - Britgirl

How do you fit it in there?!?!

15 A Guy In a Patrick Star Costume Comes Up to You and Shouts, "Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee"

It happened to me just five minutes ago! He must've known it was my birthday. - PositronWildhawk

THIS IS FUNNY! I can imagine this. Haha! Thank you! - Britgirl

16 You Turn the Corner and Come Face to Face With. . . JUSTIN BEIBER!

Luckily, I have a rifle in my briefcase - KingSlayer93316

(SOB)! Why are you doing this to me? - Britgirl

Whoever you are, why do you hate America?

NO! GO FIND HALSEY NOW!

17 A Guy Carrying Pineapples Walks Past You and Says, I've Found It the Rare Pork Mother Load, It's In My Hands If You Want a Look. You're About to Say They Are Pineapples But He Runs Away Screaming I Know You Think Justin Bieber Is Terrible.

This once happened to me on the tube. The weirdest thing about it was that he was standing on the left side of the escalator. - Rocko

From the looks of it, you were thinking of A Guy Carrying Pineapples Walks Past You and Says, I've Found It the Rare Pork Mother Load, It's In My Hands If You Want a Look. You're About to Say They Are Pineapples But He Runs Away Screaming I Know You Think Justin Bieber Is Terrible. - PositronWildhawk

Haha! This made me laugh. Hey, are you The Idiot who adds THAT name on most lists? Because if you are, I would like a few choice words with you.. Don't you DARE run off... - Britgirl

I don't know what I was thinking

18 You Get Bit by a Hamburger

Want to say that just silly

Random... This came to me as a misread of that person who shouts bingo.. , wasn't paying attention I guess. - CityGuru

That would be weird if it was a whopper

Haha! Messy too! : ( - Britgirl

19 The Police Take You As Part of an Identity Parade for Flashing at Dogs
20 You Get Struck by Lightning

Laugh out loud What are the chances of that 1/1000... ZAP sizzle sizzle Sizzle Ouch - Curti2594

Why would you be walking to work in a storm anyway? - Minecraftcrazy530

21 Be kidnapped as You Are in the Middle of Replying to Someone's Top Ten List

You mean commenting on? - sadical

I don’t go on TheTopTens until after work though - KingSlayer93316

How do you reply to lists?

I'M DYING! HAHAAHA - awesomedp900

22 Suddenly Laser Squirrels Appear and Begin Firing Lasers at Giant Flying Laser Bunnies While Sky Dogs Shoot Your Car With Lasers and Devil Cats Shoot Your Car With Evil Beams of Death and Shoop-da-whoop Appears and Fires His Lazor

I rofl'd when I saw this - aarond09

23 You Die and Then all of These Random Things Happen in Order

Wait, how will you see all the stuff happen? Do you see everything on this list and then die of excitement or do you just miss out? - KingSlayer93316

24 You Pick Up An Alien Parasite
25 You Find Yourself Refusing a Lift From Chuck Norris and He Gets Angry and Kills Two Stones With One Bird Instead. Gets Back In His Car Leaving You Alone Again Wondering Just What the Hell Happened.
26 You See a Guy Standing On Top of a Skyscraper Yelling "I'm the King of the World!"

I wish this would happen - KingSlayer93316

27 Get Tickled
28 You Yawn As It Starts Raining Crap

Those pranksters in the sewer with fireworks don't bother me. - PositronWildhawk

29 You see strange people in the streets wearing pointy hats and long robes whispering excitedly to each other.

Isn't this from the first book of Harry Potter?

Are you lot... going... somewhere? - Rocko

30 A Piano Were To Fall On You

Piano's are heavy objecs. You wouldn't live to tell everyone in the pub after work, "Guess what! A piano fell on me today! "

31 You Spontaneously Combust

I LOVE THIS ONE! Haha... But.. Erm...how would you get back home, or is this a silly question? Sorry, I'll just go now, shall I?...TAXI! - Britgirl

32 You Step Out of Your Car and Fall Into a Hole

This would be the funniest thing I would ever see if I saw it happen to someone else. I would think I'm in a comedy show or something - Danielsun182

33 You Eat Your Own Head Because You're Hungry After Skipping Breakfast.

Eat your own head?!

No no you eat you hands than try to get in a car with out hands - thebounty

34 You Start Howling at the Sun With Your Eyes Shut, Pretending It's the Moon and You're a Wolf

And people say I'VE got a weird sense of humour! Haha!

35 Someone Wearing an Orange Rubber Suit, Jumps on You While Singing, "Remember You're a Womble" and Then Invites Themselves to Follow You Around For The Rest of The Day

Wimbledon station all over. - Rocko

Laugh out loud that is totally Hilarious! But I would never follow that person around.

36 Time Stops for Everyone But You for an Hour

That would be so cool, I could just do whatever I want! I could steal from the stores and no one could know! Not that I encourage stealing. That’s not very nice! - sadical

Wow! That would be ' awesome! Would totally love this to happen.

You do know that you would be unable to see or even breathe if you were in a timeless state, don't you? - PositronWildhawk

37 You Have a Sex Change
38 You Have Sex

On the way to work? How the hell...? - KingSlayer93316

39 You Start a Rain-dance That Goes Wrong and Everybody Burns Up From the Heat of the Sun Instead But Not You Because You Have to Get to Work and You Haven't Got Time for All That Nonsense.
40 Everyone Takes Off Their Clothes and Starts Dancing
41 You Poop On Yourself
42 Find Bubsy 3D

*walks up to you* Here is a magnum to point at your head. - aarond09

43 A pink talking horse appears out of nowhere
44 A Huge Praying Mantis Comes Out of the Sewer and Asks You the Way to the Bank.
45 A giant platypus with 10 eyes and 3 legs falls from the sky crushing you to death
46 You Fall In a Manhole

If only, it had been a womanhole

47 Suddenly Cthulhu battles an emo leprechaun while Justin Beiber is attacked by a swarm of ravenous Barbie dolls made from children's tears.

I don't know which part is worse... - Rocko

48 You Go Into the Matrix
49 Godzilla Attacks
50 Marowak Destroys the Place You Work at Then Gives You the Middle Finger
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