Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen to You On Your Way to Work

The Top Ten
1 Be Escorted Across The Road by an Old Person

Sweet thing to happen but so weird - especially if you don't even want to cross.

Would be weirder if it was a group of blind old people

Wow, I never thought of that...

That would make me feel old

2 Suddenly Have the Urge to Lay Down in the Middle of the Road and Pretend You're Dead

Haha this is funny!
Hey maybe the Way to work for you is near Bears so you tell people I'm playing Dead

To the nasty, ignorant, cowardly anonymous idiot who said that about the lovely Curti2594 - get a life! Fast! He's worth a million of you!

You could be tired, but maybe not the best place to rest. Haha! This one made me laugh!

Just hope that the cars stop and don't roll over me. Then I won't be pretending.

3 Get Married to a Complete Stranger

You'd be quite late for work, then, if this were to happen!

I guess things accelerated quickly when they met

This is like the company that was on Shark Tank.

Am I in Vegas or something?

4 The Sky Suddenly Falls on You

Chicken little laugh out loud

This reminds me of a movie...

Chicken little in a *meows*

5 You Stop in the Middle of a Busy Street and Announce Loudly to The World "I'm Ready!"

Haha! That would be very funny, Imagine that Everyone Started saying "I'm Ready" on a Busy street It would Be Hilarious. SpongeBob would love This!.

Haha! Actually this thing happened to me a year ago. That day was my semester exam for Maths, and just for relieving myself I said this!

I like you Britgirl, but am starting to doubt your sanity with this one!

I would love to do that! Weirdness! And lots of people staring at me...

6 You Realise That You've Left Your House Completely Naked, Shrug it off and Carry on Anyway

Obviously this would never happen to me but it is rather random laugh out loud

But I'd be wondering where to put my hands in the absence of pockets

Haha every time you see a hot girl it gets hard, everyone stares at you

Whoever would do this is most likely very lazy or drunk.

7 Someone Shouts "Bingo" in Your Ear Just For the Fun of it.

I have seen this happen to a sleeping train passenger by a drunk man.

8 Get Run Over by an Ambulance

I've never seen anyone getting run over by an Ambulance either. I don't it's going to happen in real life...

Yeah, he will be more than fired...

Then, you would probably need to be in the ambulance more than the person it’s going to.

9 You Die

These are all in the 2% chance of happening

And I was going to get a promotion today...

Its is the funniest ting ever

Britgirl, your funny and all but seriously. out of all the random ideas you chose "you die"... (laghing super hard)...

10 The Whole Town Starts Singing and Dancing Like They're in a Musical and After 10 Minutes, Suddenly go about Their Business as if Nothing Had Happened

Reminds me about a HWR block commercial where a bunch of people started holding up their phones with the app on it and they started singing

As Positron has already mentioned, this actually happened at Liverpool Street station.
I missed it though, someone obstructed the doors I think.

It once happened for a T-Mobile ad at Liverpool street station. YouTube it! Search "T-Mobile Dance" and it should come up.

Wait? Why is everybody singing? Oh, I'll join in too then! ( Sings) Reminds me of a certain Race To The Edge episode.

The Contenders
11 You see Obama playing RingaRingaRoses with Vladmir Putin.

Ring around a rosey, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down

Ashes, ashes you fall off a cliff.

Puhahaa I'd beg, steal or borrow good money to see this.

This made me laugh out loud...

12 Someone Gives You a Suitcase With Comic Books in

You would probably be fired

13 Fall in Love. . .

I also agree along with PositronWildhawk and Britgirl You made the Stpidest comment on TheTopTens. keyson I still like your profile but this is just the stupidest. PositronWildhawk and Britgirl Let me know when you saw this

How could you fall in love with someone on your way to work?

Laugh out loud! What I'm I missing here?

What if you’re married? Also, this is just random

14 You Turn the Corner and Come Face to Face With. . . JUSTIN BEIBER!

Whoever you are, why do you hate America?

Luckily, I have a rifle in my briefcase

(SOB)! Why are you doing this to me?

How Dare you! JB rocks!

15 An Ocean Liner Falls Out of Your Pocket

Laugh out loud! Imagine walking to your office, taking out your keys from your pocket and an OCEAN LINER falls out at your feet! Thank you to whoever added this one.

I knew those combat trousers weren't secure...

That does not even make sense whatsoever

How do you fit it in there?!?!

16 A Guy In a Patrick Star Costume Comes Up to You and Shouts, "Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee"

It happened to me just five minutes ago! He must've known it was my birthday.

THIS IS FUNNY! I can imagine this. Haha! Thank you!

17 A Guy Carrying Pineapples Walks Past You and Says, I've Found It the Rare Pork Mother Load, It's In My Hands If You Want a Look. You're About to Say They Are Pineapples But He Runs Away Screaming I Know You Think Justin Bieber Is Terrible.

From the looks of it, you were thinking of A Guy Carrying Pineapples Walks Past You and Says, I've Found It the Rare Pork Mother Load, It's In My Hands If You Want a Look. You're About to Say They Are Pineapples But He Runs Away Screaming I Know You Think Justin Bieber Is Terrible.

This once happened to me on the tube. The weirdest thing about it was that he was standing on the left side of the escalator.

I don't know what I was thinking

18 You Get Bit by a Hamburger

And scream, " Hamburger! On my shirt. Oh, no my new priceless shirt!

That would be weird if it was a whopper

Great now I have mayo on my shirt.

Want to say that just silly

19 The Police Take You As Part of an Identity Parade for Flashing at Dogs
20 You Get Struck by Lightning

Laugh out loud What are the chances of that 1/1000... ZAP sizzle sizzle Sizzle Ouch

Why would you be walking to work in a storm anyway?

21 Be kidnapped as You Are in the Middle of Replying to Someone's Top Ten List

How do you reply to lists?

You mean commenting on?

I don’t go on TheTopTens until after work though

22 You See a Guy Standing On Top of a Skyscraper Yelling "I'm the King of the World!"

I wish this would happen

23 Suddenly Laser Squirrels Appear and Begin Firing Lasers at Giant Flying Laser Bunnies While Sky Dogs Shoot Your Car With Lasers and Devil Cats Shoot Your Car With Evil Beams of Death and Shoop-da-whoop Appears and Fires His Lazor

I rofl'd when I saw this

24 You Die and Then all of These Random Things Happen in Order

Wait, how will you see all the stuff happen? Do you see everything on this list and then die of excitement or do you just miss out?

25 A Piano Were To Fall On You

Piano's are heavy objecs. You wouldn't live to tell everyone in the pub after work, "Guess what! A piano fell on me today! "

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