Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen to You On Your Way to Work

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The Top Ten

1 Be Escorted Across The Road by an Old Person

Sweet thing to happen but so weird - especially if you don't even want to cross. - Britgirl

Wow, I never thought of that... - moonwolf

2 Suddenly Have the Urge to Lay Down in the Middle of the Road and Pretend You're Dead

Haha this is funny!
Hey maybe the Way to work for you is near Bears so you tell people I'm playing Dead - Curti2594

I totally get it.

You could be tired, but maybe not the best place to rest. Haha! This one made me laugh! - NerdyPweeps

Be careful though, because you might accidentally end up... Oh! - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001

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3 Get Married to a Complete Stranger

You'd be quite late for work, then, if this were to happen! - PositronWildhawk

Am I in Vegas or something?

Is this guy for real?

At the wedding, I would say “I don’t.”

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4 Someone Shouts "Bingo" in Your Ear Just For the Fun of it.

I have seen this happen to a sleeping train passenger by a drunk man. - Britgirl

5 The Sky Suddenly Falls on You

Chicken little laugh out loud - kidlava111

This reminds me of a movie... - funnyuser

But not everyone else... ? THE WORLD IS CONSPIRING AGAINST YOU!

THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!

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6 Get Run Over by an Ambulance

Yeah, he will be more than fired...

I HAVE SEEN THIS HAPPEN! - Money1208

7 You Stop in the Middle of a Busy Street and Announce Loudly to The World "I'm Ready!"

Haha! Actually this thing happened to me a year ago. That day was my semester exam for Maths, and just for relieving myself I said this! - Kiteretsunu

Yay! Spongebob would be so proud! - happyhappyjoyjoy

Haha! That would be very funny, Imagine that Everyone Started saying "I'm Ready" on a Busy street It would Be Hilarious. SpongeBob would love This!. - Dreamformusic

I would love to do that! Weirdness! And lots of people staring at me... - funnyuser

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8 Someone Gives You a Suitcase With Comic Books in

You would probably be fired

9 You Realise That You've Left Your House Completely Naked, Shrug it off and Carry on Anyway

But I'd be wondering where to put my hands in the absence of pockets - Britgirl

Obviously this would never happen to me but it is rather random laugh out loud

Whoever would do this is most likely very lazy or drunk. - samanime

Oh well, rookie's mistake. - Rocko

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10 You Die

These are all in the 2% chance of happening

Its is the funniest ting ever

Oh no.

Britgirl, your funny and all but seriously. out of all the random ideas you chose "you die"... (laghing super hard)... - yolo2346

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11 The Whole Town Starts Singing and Dancing Like They're in a Musical and After 10 Minutes, Suddenly go about Their Business as if Nothing Had Happened

It once happened for a T-Mobile ad at Liverpool street station. YouTube it! Search "T-Mobile Dance" and it should come up. - PositronWildhawk

As Positron has already mentioned, this actually happened at Liverpool Street station.
I missed it though, someone obstructed the doors I think. - Rocko

Wait? Why is everybody singing? Oh, I'll join in too then! ( Sings) Reminds me of a certain Race To The Edge episode. - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001

If this happens I may punch someone and see how everyone would react.
Punches guy
Continues singing - samanime

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12 Fall in Love. . .

Laugh out loud! What I'm I missing here? - keyson

In response to that guy, where exactly are you getting that idea from? That is just the dumbest comment on TheTopTens. And I'm sure Britgirl will agree. - PositronWildhawk

I also agree along with PositronWildhawk and Britgirl You made the Stpidest comment on TheTopTens. keyson I still like your profile but this is just the stupidest. PositronWildhawk and Britgirl Let me know when you saw this - Jake09

13 You see Obama playing RingaRingaRoses with Vladmir Putin.

I did not see that coming.

Haha to funny

Ashes, ashes you fall off a cliff.

Puhahaa I'd beg, steal or borrow good money to see this. - Britgirl

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14 A Guy In a Patrick Star Costume Comes Up to You and Shouts, "Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee"

It happened to me just five minutes ago! He must've known it was my birthday. - PositronWildhawk

THIS IS FUNNY! I can imagine this. Haha! Thank you! - Britgirl

"Aooo", "Ahhh", "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE". - Catacorn

15 An Ocean Liner Falls Out of Your Pocket

Laugh out loud! Imagine walking to your office, taking out your keys from your pocket and an OCEAN LINER falls out at your feet! Thanks to whoever added this one. - Britgirl

How do you fit it in there?!?!

I knew those combat trousers weren't secure... - Rocko

16 A Guy Carrying Pineapples Walks Past You and Says, I've Found It the Rare Pork Mother Load, It's In My Hands If You Want a Look. You're About to Say They Are Pineapples But He Runs Away Screaming I Know You Think Justin Bieber Is Terrible.

From the looks of it, you were thinking of A Guy Carrying Pineapples Walks Past You and Says, I've Found It the Rare Pork Mother Load, It's In My Hands If You Want a Look. You're About to Say They Are Pineapples But He Runs Away Screaming I Know You Think Justin Bieber Is Terrible. - PositronWildhawk

Haha! This made me laugh. Hey, are you The Idiot who adds THAT name on most lists? Because if you are, I would like a few choice words with you.. Don't you DARE run off... - Britgirl

This once happened to me on the tube. The weirdest thing about it was that he was standing on the left side of the escalator. - Rocko

I don't know what I was thinking

17 You Turn the Corner and Come Face to Face With. . . JUSTIN BEIBER!

(SOB)! Why are you doing this to me? - Britgirl

Whoever you are, why do you hate America?

*pulls out a RPG*
NO. - aarond09

NO! GO FIND HALSEY NOW!

18 The Police Take You As Part of an Identity Parade for Flashing at Dogs
19 You Get Struck by Lightning

Laugh out loud What are the chances of that 1/1000... ZAP sizzle sizzle Sizzle Ouch - Curti2594

Why would you be walking to work in a storm anyway? - Minecraftcrazy530

20 Be kidnapped as You Are in the Middle of Replying to Someone's Top Ten List

How do you reply to lists?

I'M DYING! HAHAAHA - awesomedp900

21 You Get Bit by a Hamburger

Random... This came to me as a misread of that person who shouts bingo.. , wasn't paying attention I guess. - CityGuru

That would be weird if it was a whopper

Haha! Messy too! : ( - Britgirl

Great now I have mayo on my shirt. - samanime

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22 Suddenly Laser Squirrels Appear and Begin Firing Lasers at Giant Flying Laser Bunnies While Sky Dogs Shoot Your Car With Lasers and Devil Cats Shoot Your Car With Evil Beams of Death and Shoop-da-whoop Appears and Fires His Lazor

I rofl'd when I saw this - aarond09

23 You Die and Then all of These Random Things Happen in Order
24 You Pick Up An Alien Parasite
25 You Find Yourself Refusing a Lift From Chuck Norris and He Gets Angry and Kills Two Stones With One Bird Instead. Gets Back In His Car Leaving You Alone Again Wondering Just What the Hell Happened.
26 You See a Guy Standing On Top of a Skyscraper Yelling "I'm the King of the World!"
27 Get Tickled
28 You Yawn As It Starts Raining Crap

Those pranksters in the sewer with fireworks don't bother me. - PositronWildhawk

29 A Piano Were To Fall On You

Piano's are heavy objecs. You wouldn't live to tell everyone in the pub after work, "Guess what! A piano fell on me today! "

30 You Spontaneously Combust

I LOVE THIS ONE! Haha... But.. Erm...how would you get back home, or is this a silly question? Sorry, I'll just go now, shall I?...TAXI! - Britgirl

31 You Step Out of Your Car and Fall Into a Hole

This would be the funniest thing I would ever see if I saw it happen to someone else. I would think I'm in a comedy show or something - Danielsun182

32 You Eat Your Own Head Because You're Hungry After Skipping Breakfast.

Eat your own head?!

No no you eat you hands than try to get in a car with out hands - thebounty

33 You Start Howling at the Sun With Your Eyes Shut, Pretending It's the Moon and You're a Wolf

And people say I'VE got a weird sense of humour! Haha!

34 Someone Wearing an Orange Rubber Suit, Jumps on You While Singing, "Remember You're a Womble" and Then Invites Themselves to Follow You Around For The Rest of The Day

Laugh out loud that is totally Hilarious! But I would never follow that person around.

Wimbledon station all over. - Rocko

35 Time Stops for Everyone But You for an Hour

Wow! That would be ' awesome! Would totally love this to happen.

You do know that you would be unable to see or even breathe if you were in a timeless state, don't you? - PositronWildhawk

36 You Have a Sex Change
37 You Have Sex
38 You Start a Rain-dance That Goes Wrong and Everybody Burns Up From the Heat of the Sun Instead But Not You Because You Have to Get to Work and You Haven't Got Time for All That Nonsense.
39 Everyone Takes Off Their Clothes and Starts Dancing
40 You Poop On Yourself
41 Find Bubsy 3D

*walks up to you* Here is a magnum to point at your head. - aarond09

42 A pink talking horse appears out of nowhere
43 A Huge Praying Mantis Comes Out of the Sewer and Asks You the Way to the Bank.
44 A giant platypus with 10 eyes and 3 legs falls from the sky crushing you to death
45 You Fall In a Manhole

If only, it had been a womanhole

46 Suddenly Cthulhu battles an emo leprechaun while Justin Beiber is attacked by a swarm of ravenous Barbie dolls made from children's tears.

I don't know which part is worse... - Rocko

47 You Go Into the Matrix
48 Godzilla Attacks
49 Marowak Destroys the Place You Work at Then Gives You the Middle Finger
50 You Eat Larry King

Hey, he has to die some time!

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