Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen at Your Wedding

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The Top Ten

1 Goombas invade with Mario arriving a few minutes later

I can almost imagine Bowser turning up at a wedding and kidnapping the bride or something. - Rocko

This wouldn't be so bad. I mean you could just stomp on them. - nintendofan126

This sounds like something from a movie. - RiverClanRocks

This made me laugh with disbelief

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2 A drunk hooker runs the groom over
3 Cthulhu shows up and starts eating everyone

Because Someone decided to play Metallica Music (The Call of Ktulu)

4 The priest gets sniped
5 Mike Tyson comes and bites the bride's nose off
6 The guest singer turns out to be Nicki Minaj

I would walk out, then! Haha!

You may need now kiss the bride!
MY ANACONDA don't! - gemcloben

Oh no, those songs would... um... not be the best.

7 Jason Voorhees eats the whole cake

No! Not the cake! - IpodSwagger

8 The groom's brother has sex with the bride's sister
9 The Bride sneezes and a baby pops out

That would just be akward

10 All the men start pinning dollars onto the bride

The Contenders

11 Someone plays a Marilyn Manson song

We’re trying to listen to Heaven In Hiding here!

12 The groom turns out to be Justin Bieber
13 Avatar Aang blows the cake up
14 Ed Sheeran is the guest singer, and sings Perfect, he also brought Dan + Shay, who sings Tequila, but the biggest surprise is you find out Avicii isn't dead, and is the DJ, and he brought XXXTentacion with him, and he isn't dead either!
15 Metallica walk in while the band is playing a slow song, kicks them off the stage, and start playing.

This would be both funny and awesome at the same time. Of course, you can substitute any band that rocks for Metallica; that's just one example. - Gg2000

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