Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen
The Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen
I am not racist. This is a true story I heard from a friend who went to China and this friend was a black woman - bobbythebrony
This sounds a bit racist... But... It might not be. - DapperPickle
This reminds me of a movie where a little boy got turned into a living human chocolate.
Yeah, but the chance is so low that's it's not even worth a dam. - MarioMaster101
That's horrible - Ananya
No, respect elders you lil bratz. - TriggerTrashKid
Based on Jimmy Hopkins - bobbythebrony
Never said they were lit - Randomator
I'm pretty sure you can do this in goat simulator, but the goat does it
But why? What did the goat ever do to you? - KingSlayer93316
I do this with my wife
No, that problems very big in Africa. - DapperPickle
Oh yes, Johnston. He was a short stubby brown haired green eyed turnip. He was so ugly and obnoxious, he asked me out, and I said no because he is my friend's ex, and that is awkward, but he started crying, so I cooked him and ate him with my salad. - ToptenPizza
You never know, maybe it's someone named turnip asking you on a date! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
You want mustard on those?
That's happened before. Only I turned her down. - PositronWildhawk
OUCH. "Man had to go to hospital to operate on his testicles after he got shot by police" Hope that never happens to me or someone else. TOUCH WOOD> - BloodFang
Imagine seeing that on the news: "A police officer shot a fleeing criminal in the testicles this morning." - RogerMcBaloney
It happened to someone in Brooklyn Nine Nine, except it was the butt, not the testicles so this didn't happen to someone in Brooklyn Nine Nine - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
I did this to someone in Fortnite.
There are probably more chances of seeing a married couple consuming their marriage in a park. - RogerMcBaloney
I would try to break it up (and avoid serious injury), and make my companion call 911. - Cyri
Oh no, not again! - Rocko
What's so unusual about this - tgbhj
Some months ago I went to a dispensary, Saw an elderly couple sitting on the seats in front of me ; The man's entire right calf was swollen, Told that he was bitten by an monkey..had 15 injections still it suppurated, the calf was yellowish though covered with medicinal dressing and crepe bandages.
Doctor said he needed 2 operations as well
Overall the man looked really fit and healthy (as well as his wife) Hope he's better now. - Ananya
This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.
That's most likely Justin Bieber. He cheats on women and we don't really know if he assaults women. We may not know...
Didn't that actually happen a few years ago? Monkeys supposedly are very vicious...
If this happen to you, it means, you need to take your medicine before it goes worst.
Oh yeah. Sharon, a nice pineapple, attacked me while I was watering my spaghetti garden. I honestly don't know why she did it so I put her in time out! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
It happened to me last week. I'm still in the hospital. I'll post an update if things change. - RoseWeasley
That actually happened only it was an auberguine that attacked him.
My mom told me that Asian immigrants to the US actually did this in the 70s...
If you miss then you gotta kick the turd into the hole - bobbythebrony
Out of the hole, into the hole, that's what I always say - CityGuru
Poor Chinese people - bobbythebrony
No fair! At least I'm an average person on history...oof...lets not fail if that was a rule! - BloodFang
Haha jokes on you, I am actually good at history. The real issue here is physics.
I failed history exam because I stole Hitler's shoe, which is the reason why I'm about to get killed. - Delgia2k
Here's a fun fact: This list was originally titled Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen in China. - bobbythebrony
He stole my wallet as a joke and with it my opal pass. My embarrassing mum had to drop me off! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
What if there is no money in it?
This is why I'm not getting a wallet for a while. - Cyri
When I was in 2nd-4th grade I think I found a fossil on my elementary school playground?
Pioneers used to drive these for miles! - Rocko
Wow! I feel so accomplished right now - KingSlayer93316
Oh boy how exciting lol
If this happened to me I would buy more Nutella, poison it, and wait for Hitler to return.
NO! NOT THE NUTELLA!
How am I going to live now?! - KingSlayer93316
Hitler owes me Nutella then.
It’s actually really common. Just needs a screwdriver to screw It back on - Randomator
Courage the cowardly dog I think... - Ananya
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
That will never happen. - Gehenna
Who what when where why - fwed
This almost happened to me. My friend and I were taking a walk but then a llama said, "My name is Carl.", and held up his knife! I ran as fast as I could, and hid behind a dumpster. When I got out, Carl was arrested and there was a ketchup stain where my friend was. I haven't seen him in 3 days. I hope he's alright. - RoseWeasley
Is this supposed to be a reference to Jimmy Neutron?
Lol llamas with hats! - SammySpore
Wow, that is my least favourite thing to do - PatrickStar3
Internet Explorer did it - Pieclone
I'm on Windows 10!
I’m lucky I’m on an iPhone 8s right now
But I do have Windows 10 on my computer... - KingSlayer93316
What is an urn - fwed
What? Gah not this again!
What? - KingSlayer93316
My piano boi... - CloudyDaze
That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.
Supporting cannibalism is just so wrong though - KingSlayer93316
AH NO - IceFoxPlayz
My nan shanks you in you bathroom when your eating a dog
One word: Cannibalism - KingSlayer93316
Oh my! My friend comes from India... by the way, he's a boy... hopefully this doesn't go opposite!
WOW...that would be awkward.
I would probably have an anxiety attack - KingSlayer93316
You have no idea how much times that has happened to me.
Um, I'm already famous. Not to brag. But I've been on T.V., radio and in 8 newspapers across the country. And don't worry, people. I'm not an ass like Justin Bieber.
I would be the happiest man alive if this happened. - RogerMcBaloney
Yeah this is going to be fun
Film cow again I hope you mention Charlie the unicorn in here because I did not read the whole list yet - Oliversky
OH NOES NOT CARL - IceFoxPlayz
This Carl bullcrap again? - TheAwesomeDude54
CAARRLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
This is what I pray for! I love tired memes! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
Meant waluigi not wal...
Here comes Dat Boi - PatrickStar3
BREAKING NEWS AN AIRPLANE CRASHES INTO HOUSE WHILE COUPLE WERE HAVING SEX!
News reporter: Hello sir are you okay
Guy that had sex: Not anymore - 0w0uwu
I'd be like
Hey bro, I'm underage don't tell anyone... - PatrickStar3
I was on that plane. - Cyri
Nah, I’m forever a virgin - KingSlayer93316
I get this even though there is an impossibly tiny chance it would happen. Quantum flux would cause particles to form a brain that has a false memory of a full human life. Possibly, the universe would fluctuate spontaneously into a low-entropy state and would form a brain with a false memory of life. By one calculation, a Boltzmann brain would appear after 10^10^50 years as a quantum fluctuation in a vacuum. In a De Sitter vacuum, a Boltzmann brain can form via nucleation of non-virtual particles gradually assembled by chance from the Hawking radiation emitted from the de Sitter space's bounded cosmological horizon. Given enough time, every possible structure is formed via random fluctuation. Boltzmann-style thought experiments focus on structures like human brains that are presumably self-aware observers. Given any arbitrary criteria for what constitutes a Boltzmann brain (or planet, or universe), smaller structures that minimally and barely meet the criteria are vastly and ...more
Whoever submitted this must be a rocket scientist - Ryboy
I get it
I hate being the elephant in the room
*flies to Neptune* - PatrickStar3
That is so funny - mathguy37
what - IceFoxPlayz
Y'all just making stuff up - Yoshidude
Polo! - IceFoxPlayz
Is this...an aot reference? lmfao
Me: Turns my phone's sound system to maximum and plays a Cannibal Corpse song. - RogerMcBaloney
This has happened to me - PatrickStar3
HERRR lol relatable
Smith was name his think I
This is an actual dream I had - computerfan0
That’s something I would do, to be honest. I love ramen noodles - KingSlayer93316
They probably don’t like eating in public.
Golf field? Yeah that’s not what it’s called Lol - Randomator
Disney is buying almost everything any way - ElSherlock
It'll be hilarious.
They’re buying Twitter next at this point - KingSlayer93316
But the Sun does not have enough mass to become a supernova. When it dies it will become a red giant star.
But I’m still here... - KingSlayer93316
I would run so far away from my house - KingSlayer93316
If he does that my fists are gonna appear on his face. - RogerMcBaloney
Funniest list ever
Before or after they get kicked by the keyboard?
I do this every day.
Look, it’s a puddle of chocolate milk!
More like Taylor swift sues you for killing a doctor
What? - KingSlayer93316
Um? - Randomator
CAN WE STOP - TheAwesomeDude54
Will this be in Sausage Party 2, if it comes out? - KingSlayer93316
Like that YouTube video - bobbythebrony
A baby french toast - 0w0uwu
What in the ever loving bullcrap - TheAwesomeDude54
DAS MINE. I PUT DAT THERE! I don't have an account though :c
I would eat them. My nose isn’t ticklish at all - KingSlayer93316
I would love for that to happen, to be honest - KingSlayer93316
YOUR WATER IS DRY! YOU CAN'T COOK! - RogerMcBaloney
WHERE’S THE damn LAMB SAUCE, RAMSAY?!?! - IceFoxPlayz
What kind of sorcery is this? - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
BILL CI-I MEAN ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! RE
This happened to me when I was 3 months old living in my first house that I bought.