Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen


The Top Ten

1 Little girls bite a black female tourist thinking that she's chocolate

Something like this was said in a Matthias video, hm?

That could happen. - RogerMcBaloney

How did I arrive here

That's racist but it could happen - ElSherlock

2 Teenagers throw dynamite at an elderly woman

Wouldn't it kill the teens too - Yoshidude

That's should never happen

Firecrackers maybe, but dynamite? - RogerMcBaloney

Elder: What? there's no dyna-*BOOM*

3 An old man beats a goat with a shovel

I'm pretty sure you can do this in goat simulator, but the goat does it

Lol, I bet this already happened in the past. - RogerMcBaloney

That's animal abuse - ElSherlock

Sooo... Anybody wanna play goat sim? - Nightkillo

4 A turnip asks you on a date

No, he'll get eaten

You never know, maybe it's someone named turnip asking you on a date! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

You want mustard on those?

Oh yes, Johnston. He was a short stubby brown haired green eyed turnip. He was so ugly and obnoxious, he asked me out, and I said no because he is my friend's ex, and that is awkward, but he started crying, so I cooked him and ate him with my salad. - ToptenPizza

5 Someone get shot in the testicles

OUCH. "Man had to go to hospital to operate on his testicles after he got shot by police" Hope that never happens to me or someone else. TOUCH WOOD> - BloodFang

Imagine seeing that on the news: "A police officer shot a fleeing criminal in the testicles this morning." - RogerMcBaloney


Saints Row The Third teach me this! - BloDayBey

6 You see a married couple stabbing each other in a park

There are probably more chances of seeing a married couple consuming their marriage in a park. - RogerMcBaloney

'No words' - BloodFang

Can I marry them?

Oh. - Luckys

7 A monkey assaults you

...what the heck - TheAwesomeDude54

Male Chimpanzees are agressive - ElSherlock

Some months ago I went to a dispensary, Saw an elderly couple sitting on the seats in front of me ; The man's entire right calf was swollen, Told that he was bitten by an monkey..had 15 injections still it suppurated, the calf was yellowish though covered with medicinal dressing and crepe bandages.
Doctor said he needed 2 operations as well
Overall the man looked really fit and healthy (as well as his wife) Hope he's better now. - Ananya

This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.

8 A pineapple attacks you while you're watering your spaghetti garden on the ceiling.

If this happen to you, it means, you need to take your medicine before it goes worst.

Oh yeah. Sharon, a nice pineapple, attacked me while I was watering my spaghetti garden. I honestly don't know why she did it so I put her in time out! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

It happened to me last week. I'm still in the hospital. I'll post an update if things change. - RoseWeasley

This isn't random, it happens to me all the time

9 You're forced to dig a hole for a bathroom

My mom told me that Asian immigrants to the US actually did this in the 70s...

What an I! A cat?

Actually, cats also dig holes. I know because mine use to dig a hole in the garden to poop into. - RogerMcBaloney

If you miss then you gotta kick the turd into the hole - bobbythebrony

Out of the hole, into the hole, that's what I always say - CityGuru

10 You get sentenced to death for failing a history exam

No fair! At least I'm an average person on history...oof...lets not fail if that was a rule! - BloodFang

Haha jokes on you, I am actually good at history. The real issue here is physics.

Oh god, if that could happen then pray for me! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

According to the Asian grading scale, D=Death.

The Contenders

11 You brother shows up and steals your wallet

He stole my wallet as a joke and with it my opal pass. My embarrassing mum had to drop me off! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

F you brother! - MarioMaster101

This is why I'm not getting a wallet for a while. - Cyri

What if there is no money in it?

12 You found a small rock.

I can only dream - nerdfestival

Wow! I feel so accomplished right now - KingSlayer93316

Oh...well that's pretty dumb.

When I was in 2nd-4th grade I think I found a fossil on my elementary school playground?

13 Hitler Steals Your Nutella

If this happened to me I would buy more Nutella, poison it, and wait for Hitler to return.

Go ahead - fwed


How am I going to live now?! - KingSlayer93316

Hitler owes me Nutella then.

14 Your head falls off without anyone beheading you

It’s actually really common. Just needs a screwdriver to screw It back on - Randomator

15 You get run over by a giant banana

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Courage the cowardly dog I think... - Ananya

16 Get thrown into the sun by G Hannelius

Who what when where why - fwed

That will never happen. - Gehenna

17 A llama named Carl stabs you 37 times in the chest

This almost happened to me. My friend and I were taking a walk but then a llama said, "My name is Carl.", and held up his knife! I ran as fast as I could, and hid behind a dumpster. When I got out, Carl was arrested and there was a ketchup stain where my friend was. I haven't seen him in 3 days. I hope he's alright. - RoseWeasley

Wow, that is my least favourite thing to do - PatrickStar3

CARL! - Cyri

Carl and me are bffs! He would never do that! - CloudyDaze

18 Windows 10 is a virus which blows up your computer

Internet Explorer did it - Pieclone

I'm on Windows 10!

I’m lucky I’m on an iPhone 8s right now

But I do have Windows 10 on my computer... - KingSlayer93316

19 A purple urn smashes through your biodome and crushes your photos of your deceased piano while you are swimming in your meatball pool next to your house made of jell-o

My piano boi... - CloudyDaze

What is an urn - fwed

Don’t you just hate when it when this happens?

What? Gah not this again!

20 Get eaten by the girl that play Trish on Austin and Ally

Supporting cannibalism is just so wrong though - KingSlayer93316

AH NO - IceFoxPlayz

That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.

21 Man Of Steel Eats Your Heart

One word: Cannibalism - KingSlayer93316

My nan shanks you in you bathroom when your eating a dog


22 Hot Asian women begin to surround you with big smiles

You have no idea how much times that has happened to me.

Oh my! My friend comes from India... by the way, he's a boy... hopefully this doesn't go opposite!

You make me want to move to Asia now... - RogerMcBaloney

That would be somewhat arousing - PatrickStar3

23 Be famous

Um, I'm already famous. Not to brag. But I've been on T.V., radio and in 8 newspapers across the country. And don't worry, people. I'm not an ass like Justin Bieber.

24 Your crush actually likes you

Yeah this is going to be fun

I would be the happiest man alive if this happened. - RogerMcBaloney

25 Carl from Llamas with Hats blows up the Universe

This Carl bullcrap again? - TheAwesomeDude54

Film cow again I hope you mention Charlie the unicorn in here because I did not read the whole list yet - Oliversky



26 Dead memes come back to life

Here comes Dat Boi - PatrickStar3

WHAT ARE THOSE? - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

This is what I pray for! I love tired memes! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

Meant waluigi not wal...

27 A plane crash in your house while you are having sex

I'd be like
Hey bro, I'm underage don't tell anyone... - PatrickStar3


News reporter: Hello sir are you okay
Guy that had sex: Not anymore - 0w0uwu

I was on that plane. - Cyri

Nah, I’m forever a virgin - KingSlayer93316

28 An elephant talks and flies to Neptune

I hate being the elephant in the room
*flies to Neptune* - PatrickStar3

That is so funny - mathguy37


29 You see Dora in her underwear on a volcano

Y'all just making stuff up - Yoshidude

Dopey Dora?
Dora Spoone

what - IceFoxPlayz


30 A horse runs by yelling, "MARCO!"

Polo! - IceFoxPlayz

Is aot reference? lmfao

31 A random dude just comes up to your face and is like HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and then just walks away.

Me: Turns my phone's sound system to maximum and plays a Cannibal Corpse song. - RogerMcBaloney

This has happened to me - PatrickStar3

HERRR lol relatable

32 You See Someone Eat Ramen Noodles in the middle of a golf field

They probably don’t like eating in public.

That’s something I would do, to be honest. I love ramen noodles - KingSlayer93316

Golf field? Yeah that’s not what it’s called Lol - Randomator

33 Drink Bleach
34 Boltzmann Brain Randomly Appearing in Your Room from Random Fluctuations Due to Thermodynamic Equilibrium

I get it

Whoever submitted this must be a rocket scientist - Ryboy

35 A flying blobfish descends from the sky and becomes ruler of the world

Seems plausible



36 The highlight calls the misprint in the baking associate

Funniest list ever

37 Your gonads explode

Before or after they get kicked by the keyboard?

38 Drink mud

I do this every day.

Look, it’s a puddle of chocolate milk!
Oh, wait...

39 Two waffles have sex

A baby french toast - 0w0uwu

What in the ever loving bullcrap - TheAwesomeDude54

Sexy - PatrickStar3

What the - ElSherlock

40 Random emo-looking tacos come up to you an tickle your nose

DAS MINE. I PUT DAT THERE! I don't have an account though :c

I would eat them. My nose isn’t ticklish at all - KingSlayer93316

41 Man with wooden leg mauled by termites

Happens everyday

42 Giants come into a train station on a giant handcar with drums and start a penalty shoot-out with the kids from your primary school

This is an actual dream I had - computerfan0

43 Disney Buys Patreon

Disney is buying almost everything any way - ElSherlock

They’re buying Twitter next at this point - KingSlayer93316

It'll be hilarious.

44 The Sun Will Explode to a Supernova Right Now Regardless of Reason

But I’m still here... - KingSlayer93316

45 Meeting 25 People in a Row, Having the Exact Same Birthdate as Yours.

What kind of sorcery is this? - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior


46 A frog steals your house

This happened to me when I was 3 months old living in my first house that I bought.

47 Justin Bieber Appears in Your Bedroom

If he does that my fists are gonna appear on his face. - RogerMcBaloney

I would run so far away from my house - KingSlayer93316

48 Your PlayStation 4 pro takes off

The cooling fans are so loud, to the point where it might take off - HaloFanboy

This sometimes does actually happen ngl

49 Half Life 3 gets released tomorrow without an announcement

IF that would actually happen I think my mom would freak out, he's already exited by the remake of Half Life and Fallout 4.

50 The shocking sunshine tacks a death inside the attempted tailor
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