Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen


The Top Ten

1 Little girls bite a black female tourist thinking that she's chocolate

I am not racist. This is a true story I heard from a friend who went to China and this friend was a black woman - bobbythebrony

This sounds a bit racist... But... It might not be. - DapperPickle

This reminds me of a movie where a little boy got turned into a living human chocolate.

Why? Just... ok, nevermind - KingSlayer93316

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2 An old man beats a goat with a shovel

No, that problems very big in Africa. - DapperPickle

I do this with my wife

But why? What did the goat ever do to you? - KingSlayer93316

I have goats, they’re a pain in the neck! I’ve wanted to smack them with a shovel before! But I won’t because I’m m to nice - PumpkinKing109

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3 Teenagers throw dynamite at an elderly woman

Based on Jimmy Hopkins - bobbythebrony

That's horrible - Ananya

Wow. That’s dark - KingSlayer93316

4 Someone get shot in the testicles

I did this to someone in Fortnite.

Didn't this happen to hitler? - TeamRocket747

This isn't even random! It happens in FPS games a lot!

Eww that’s gross

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5 A turnip asks you on a date

Oh yes, Johnston. He was a short stubby brown haired green eyed turnip. He was so ugly and obnoxious, he asked me out, and I said no because he is my friend's ex, and that is awkward, but he started crying, so I cooked him and ate him with my salad. - ToptenPizza

That's happened before. Only I turned her down. - PositronWildhawk

Aw man I just hate when that happens

I would say “No”, lol

Why would I want to date a vegetable? - KingSlayer93316

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6 A monkey assaults you

This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.

That's most likely Justin Bieber. He cheats on women and we don't really know if he assaults women. We may not know...

Didn't that actually happen a few years ago? Monkeys supposedly are very vicious...

A chimpanzee ripped a women’s face apart, so it’s possible - KingSlayer93316

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7 You see a married couple stabbing each other in a park

I would try to break it up (and avoid serious injury), and make my companion call 911. - Cyri

Oh no, not again! - Rocko

I'd laugh - bobbythebrony

That’s demented... - KingSlayer93316

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8 You're forced to dig a hole for a bathroom

If you miss then you gotta kick the turd into the hole - bobbythebrony

Out of the hole, into the hole, that's what I always say - CityGuru

That's France for you, folks! Trust me, I've been there. - PositronWildhawk

But I want to do my buisness somewhere else! I’m not digging a hole... - KingSlayer93316

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9 You get sentenced to death for failing a history exam

I failed history exam because I stole Hitler's shoe, which is the reason why I'm about to get killed. - Delgia2k

Here's a fun fact: This list was originally titled Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen in China. - bobbythebrony

Jeez, these people obviously become deranged by looking at Hitler's works. - PositronWildhawk

Well, jeez. At least I’m not in school. History was boring, and I always fell asleep in it, and failed tests. If I was still in school, I would of died years ago... - KingSlayer93316

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10 You brother shows up and steals your wallet

What if there is no money in it?

I relate

It could happen, but my brother lives too far from me, and he’s only 13... - KingSlayer93316

The Newcomers

? Be famous

Um, I'm already famous. Not to brag. But I've been on T.V., radio and in 8 newspapers across the country. And don't worry, people. I'm not an ass like Justin Bieber.

The Contenders

11 Get thrown into the sun by G Hannelius


12 Hitler Steals Your Nutella

Hitler owes me Nutella then.


How am I going to live now?! - KingSlayer93316

Not again...

Give me back my nuts!
Wait, that sounded weird... - Rocko

13 A llama named Carl stabs you 37 times in the chest

Is this supposed to be a reference to Jimmy Neutron?

Lol llamas with hats! - SammySpore

... does this have to do wirh princess anastasia's maid, as she was stabbed 37 times? I think...

14 You found a small rock.
15 A purple urn smashes through your biodome and crushes your photos of your deceased piano while you are swimming in your meatball pool next to your house made of jell-o

What? - KingSlayer93316

16 Get eaten by the girl that play Trish on Austin and Ally

That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.

Supporting cannibalism is just so wrong though - KingSlayer93316

And now the cannibals are coming to get you because you seem to like it, haha - KingSlayer93316

17 You get run over by a giant banana

Courage the cowardly dog I think... - Ananya

18 Carl from Llamas with Hats blows up the Universe
19 Random emo-looking tacos come up to you an tickle your nose

DAS MINE. I PUT DAT THERE! I don't have an account though :c

I would eat them. My nose isn’t ticklish at all - KingSlayer93316

20 A random dude just comes up to your face and is like HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and then just walks away.

HERRR lol relatable

21 Man with wooden leg mauled by termites
22 Half Life 3 gets released tomorrow without an announcement

IF that would actually happen I think my mom would freak out, he's already exited by the remake of Half Life and Fallout 4.

23 A pineapple attacks you while you're watering your spaghetti garden on the ceiling.

This is funny. Haha! - JaysTop10List

24 The shocking sunshine tacks a death inside the attempted tailor
25 An electron groans

Must be dizzy. - Rocko

26 The highlight calls the misprint in the baking associate
27 An elephant talks and flies to Neptune
28 Windows 10 is a virus which blows up your computer

I'm on Windows 10!

I’m lucky I’m on an iPhone 8s right now

But I do have Windows 10 on my computer... - KingSlayer93316

29 You get kicked by a keyboard in the gonads
30 Your gonads explode

Before or after they get kicked by the keyboard?

31 Drink mud

I do this every day.

Look, it’s a puddle of chocolate milk!
Oh, wait...

32 Eat an ant
33 Eat a grasshopper

They're great when fried and dipped in chocolate. - Cyri

34 Let Ross Lynch hold you

That’s disturbing - KingSlayer93316

35 Let Aaron Hernandez show you his big muscles and give you a noogie
36 You see Dora in her underwear on a volcano


37 It rains potatoes
38 A horse runs by yelling, "MARCO!"
39 Your head falls off without anyone beheading you
40 Taylor Swift sues you because you hate her and you killed her cousin's brother's parents' grandfather's friend's doctor

What? - KingSlayer93316

41 Darksydephil gets eaten by a shark after forgetting to press the circle button
42 Two waffles have sex

Will this be in Sausage Party 2, if it comes out? - KingSlayer93316

Like that YouTube video - bobbythebrony

43 Hot Asian women begin to surround you with big smiles
44 Gordon Ramsay comes to your house and says "sosoge"

I would love for that to happen, to be honest - KingSlayer93316

45 Dead memes come back to life
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