Top Ten Random Things That Could Happenbobbythebrony
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I am not racist. This is a true story I heard from a friend who went to China and this friend was a black woman - bobbythebrony
This sounds a bit racist... But... It might not be. - DapperPickle
This reminds me of a movie where a little boy got turned into a living human chocolate.
Okay, this is weird but true.V 9 Comments
Based on Jimmy Hopkins - bobbythebrony
That's horrible - Ananya
Dang that is just baf
What? - AmaimonV 2 Comments
No, that problems very big in Africa. - DapperPickle
I do this with my wife
But why? What did the goat ever do to you? - KingSlayer93316
WHY - AmaimonV 2 Comments
Oh yes, Johnston. He was a short stubby brown haired green eyed turnip. He was so ugly and obnoxious, he asked me out, and I said no because he is my friend's ex, and that is awkward, but he started crying, so I cooked him and ate him with my salad. - ToptenPizza
That's happened before. Only I turned her down. - PositronWildhawk
Aw man I just hate when that happens
Johnston was such a flirt goshV 6 Comments
I did this to someone in Fortnite.
Didn't this happen to hitler? - TeamRocket747
This isn't even random! It happens in FPS games a lot!
Ow. - SirSheepV 8 Comments
I would try to break it up (and avoid serious injury), and make my companion call 911. - Cyri
Oh no, not again! - Rocko
What's so unusual about this - tgbhj
Sounds like they may need to see a marriage counselor soon. Or a divorce laywer... Or maybe a murder laywer - SirSheepV 4 Comments
Some months ago I went to a dispensary, Saw an elderly couple sitting on the seats in front of me ; The man's entire right calf was swollen, Told that he was bitten by an monkey..had 15 injections still it suppurated, the calf was yellowish though covered with medicinal dressing and crepe bandages.
Doctor said he needed 2 operations as well
Overall the man looked really fit and healthy (as well as his wife) Hope he's better now. - Ananya
This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.
That's most likely Justin Bieber. He cheats on women and we don't really know if he assaults women. We may not know...
I'm the moneyV 3 Comments
If you miss then you gotta kick the turd into the hole - bobbythebrony
Out of the hole, into the hole, that's what I always say - CityGuru
That's France for you, folks! Trust me, I've been there. - PositronWildhawk
But I want to do my buisness somewhere else! I’m not digging a hole... - KingSlayer93316V 1 Comment
I failed history exam because I stole Hitler's shoe, which is the reason why I'm about to get killed. - Delgia2k
Here's a fun fact: This list was originally titled Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen in China. - bobbythebrony
Jeez, these people obviously become deranged by looking at Hitler's works. - PositronWildhawk
Even as a history boss, I still fail questions. I got a 78 on a history quiz once.
I'm just more World War II historian. - TeamRocket747
At this point, I'm not even surprised anymore - SirSheep
This is funny. Haha! - JaysTop10List
I want this to happen - Amaimon
O ok so just a normal day lmao
It'll be hilarious.
What if there is no money in it?
It could happen, but my brother lives too far from me, and he’s only 13... - KingSlayer93316
Hitler owes me Nutella then.
NO! NOT THE NUTELLA!
How am I going to live now?! - KingSlayer93316
Not to be disrspfull but this would be funny I just think about him run with the nutella and a woman scream ing NO NO NO NOT MY NUTELLA THAT'S THE ONLY THING I LOVE DON'T EAT HIM NO 😂😂😂😂😂V 4 Comments
Pioneers used to drive these for miles! - Rocko
That will never happen. - Gehenna
Courage the cowardly dog I think... - Ananya
Is this supposed to be a reference to Jimmy Neutron?
Lol llamas with hats! - SammySpore
... does this have to do wirh princess anastasia's maid, as she was stabbed 37 times? I think...
CAAARRLL WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?! - IceFoxPlayzV 1 Comment
What? - KingSlayer93316
I'm on Windows 10!
I’m lucky I’m on an iPhone 8s right now
But I do have Windows 10 on my computer... - KingSlayer93316
Um, I'm already famous. Not to brag. But I've been on T.V., radio and in 8 newspapers across the country. And don't worry, people. I'm not an ass like Justin Bieber.
That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.
Supporting cannibalism is just so wrong though - KingSlayer93316
And now the cannibals are coming to get you because you seem to like it, haha - KingSlayer93316
AH NO - IceFoxPlayz
That is so funny - mathguy37
Polo! - IceFoxPlayz
Is this...an aot reference? lmfao
OH NOES NOT CARL - IceFoxPlayz
CAARRLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
My nan shanks you in you bathroom when your eating a dog
Will this be in Sausage Party 2, if it comes out? - KingSlayer93316
Like that YouTube video - bobbythebrony
WOW...that would be awkward.
DAS MINE. I PUT DAT THERE! I don't have an account though :c
I would eat them. My nose isn’t ticklish at all - KingSlayer93316
This has happened to me - PatrickStar3
HERRR lol relatable
IF that would actually happen I think my mom would freak out, he's already exited by the remake of Half Life and Fallout 4.
Must be dizzy. - Rocko
Before or after they get kicked by the keyboard?
I do this every day.
Look, it’s a puddle of chocolate milk!
They're great when fried and dipped in chocolate. - Cyri
That’s disturbing - KingSlayer93316
what - IceFoxPlayz
So random! - mathguy37
What? - KingSlayer93316
I would love for that to happen, to be honest - KingSlayer93316
WHERE’S THE damn LAMB SAUCE, RAMSAY?!?! - IceFoxPlayz
This is an actual dream I had - computerfan0
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