Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen

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The Top Ten

1 Little girls bite a black female tourist thinking that she's chocolate

Yeah, but the chance is so low that's it's not even worth a dam. - MarioMaster101

RACIST! (this is a funny list though)

Sounds kinda racist but it is true - codgtamk34

What? Lol

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2 Teenagers throw dynamite at an elderly woman

No, respect elders you lil bratz. - TriggerTrashKid

Boom - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

Never said they were lit - Randomator

What? - Amaimon

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3 An old man beats a goat with a shovel

Cruelest elder ever! - Peppapigsucks

For some reason I see this happening.

ANIMAL CRUELTY! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

What? Aw poor goat. - Camaro6

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4 A turnip asks you on a date

You never know, maybe it's someone named turnip asking you on a date! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

You want mustard on those?

If he gets annoying all you have to do is eat him. - Camaro6

Johnston was such a flirt gosh

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5 Someone get shot in the testicles

It happened to someone in Brooklyn Nine Nine, except it was the butt, not the testicles so this didn't happen to someone in Brooklyn Nine Nine - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

Ow! - RoseWeasley

I did this to someone in Fortnite.

Didn't this happen to hitler? - TeamRocket747

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6 You see a married couple stabbing each other in a park

I think they need marriage counseling - Camaro6

Oh that's why I'm marrying? no! (joke)

I would try to break it up (and avoid serious injury), and make my companion call 911. - Cyri

What's so unusual about this - tgbhj

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7 You get sentenced to death for failing a history exam

Haha jokes on you, I am actually good at history. The real issue here is physics.

Oh god, if that could happen then pray for me! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

That's extreme - codgtamk34

According to the Asian grading scale, D=Death.

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8 A monkey assaults you

*Black guy

Some months ago I went to a dispensary, Saw an elderly couple sitting on the seats in front of me ; The man's entire right calf was swollen, Told that he was bitten by an monkey..had 15 injections still it suppurated, the calf was yellowish though covered with medicinal dressing and crepe bandages.
Doctor said he needed 2 operations as well
Overall the man looked really fit and healthy (as well as his wife) Hope he's better now. - Ananya

I'm the money

This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.

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9 A pineapple attacks you while you're watering your spaghetti garden on the ceiling.

It happened to me last week. I'm still in the hospital. I'll post an update. I'll post an update if things change. - RoseWeasley

Oh yeah. Sharon, a nice pineapple, attacked me while I was watering my spaghetti garden. I honestly don't know why she did it so I put her in time out! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

This isn't random, it happens to me all the time

That actually happened only it was an auberguine that attacked him.

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10 You're forced to dig a hole for a bathroom

My mom told me that Asian immigrants to the US actually did this in the 70s...

What an I! A cat?

If you miss then you gotta kick the turd into the hole - bobbythebrony

Out of the hole, into the hole, that's what I always say - CityGuru

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The Contenders

11 Your head falls off without anyone beheading you

It’s actually really common. Just needs a screwdriver to screw It back on - Randomator

12 You found a small rock.

When I was in 2nd-4th grade I think I found a fossil on my elementary school playground?

Oh boy how exciting lol

Pioneers used to drive these for miles! - Rocko

13 You brother shows up and steals your wallet

He stole my wallet as a joke and with it my opal pass. My embarrassing mum had to drop me off! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

This is why I'm not getting a wallet for a while. - Cyri

I relate

It could happen, but my brother lives too far from me, and he’s only 13... - KingSlayer93316

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14 Hitler Steals Your Nutella

Go ahead - fwed

NO! NOT THE NUTELLA!

How am I going to live now?! - KingSlayer93316

no - Amaimon

Hitler owes me Nutella then.

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15 Man Of Steel Eats Your Heart

My nan shanks you in you bathroom when your eating a dog

How

16 You get run over by a giant banana

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Courage the cowardly dog I think... - Ananya

17 Man with wooden leg mauled by termites

Sounds like a Family Guy thing - codgtamk34

Happens everyday

18 A llama named Carl stabs you 37 times in the chest

Carl there's a dead person in are house.

Carl, there's a dead human on our house! - codgtamk34

And eats your hands. - Cyri

Is this supposed to be a reference to Jimmy Neutron?

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19 Get thrown into the sun by G Hannelius

Who what when where why - fwed

That will never happen. - Gehenna

LOL

20 A purple urn smashes through your biodome and crushes your photos of your deceased piano while you are swimming in your meatball pool next to your house made of jell-o

What is an urn - fwed

What? Gah not this again!

oh no!

What? - KingSlayer93316

21 California Sinks Into the Ocean
22 Half Life 3 gets released tomorrow without an announcement

IF that would actually happen I think my mom would freak out, he's already exited by the remake of Half Life and Fallout 4.

23 Windows 10 is a virus which blows up your computer

lol

I'm on Windows 10!

I’m lucky I’m on an iPhone 8s right now

But I do have Windows 10 on my computer... - KingSlayer93316

24 Dead memes come back to life

This is what I pray for! I love tired memes! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior

Meant waluigi not wal...

lol - oakhearted

Wah! It’s wal time!

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25 Be famous

Um, I'm already famous. Not to brag. But I've been on T.V., radio and in 8 newspapers across the country. And don't worry, people. I'm not an ass like Justin Bieber.

26 Get eaten by the girl that play Trish on Austin and Ally

Supporting cannibalism is just so wrong though - KingSlayer93316

And now the cannibals are coming to get you because you seem to like it, haha - KingSlayer93316

AH NO - IceFoxPlayz

That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.

27 The shocking sunshine tacks a death inside the attempted tailor
28 An elephant talks and flies to Neptune

That is so funny - mathguy37

what?

29 A horse runs by yelling, "MARCO!"

Is this...an aot reference? lmfao

Polo! - IceFoxPlayz

30 Hot Asian women begin to surround you with big smiles

WOW...that would be awkward.

31 Carl from Llamas with Hats blows up the Universe

OH NOES NOT CARL - IceFoxPlayz

CAARRLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

32 A random dude just comes up to your face and is like HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and then just walks away.

This has happened to me - PatrickStar3

HERRR lol relatable

33 A plane crash in your house while you are having sex
34 You See Someone Eat Ramen Noodles in the middle of a golf field

That’s something I would do, to be honest. I love ramen noodles - KingSlayer93316

Golf field? Yeah that’s not what it’s called Lol - Randomator

35 Drink Bleach
36 Your gonads explode

Before or after they get kicked by the keyboard?

37 Two waffles have sex

Will this be in Sausage Party 2, if it comes out? - KingSlayer93316

Like that YouTube video - bobbythebrony

38 Random emo-looking tacos come up to you an tickle your nose

DAS MINE. I PUT DAT THERE! I don't have an account though :c

I would eat them. My nose isn’t ticklish at all - KingSlayer93316

39 Giants come into a train station on a giant handcar with drums and start a penalty shoot-out with the kids from your primary school

This is an actual dream I had - computerfan0

40 The Sun Will Explode to a Supernova Right Now Regardless of Reason
41 Boltzmann Brain Randomly Appearing in Your Room from Random Fluctuations Due to Thermodynamic Equilibrium

Whoever submitted this must be a rocket scientist - Ryboy

42 A frog steals your house

This happened to me when I was 3 months old living in my first house that I bought.

43 An electron groans

Must be dizzy. - Rocko

44 The highlight calls the misprint in the baking associate
45 You get kicked by a keyboard in the gonads
46 Drink mud

I do this every day.

Look, it’s a puddle of chocolate milk!
Oh, wait...

47 Eat an ant

Done. Moving on to aunts now. - Cyri

48 Eat a grasshopper

They're great when fried and dipped in chocolate. - Cyri

49 Let Ross Lynch hold you

That’s disturbing - KingSlayer93316

50 Let Aaron Hernandez show you his big muscles and give you a noogie
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1. Your head falls off without anyone beheading you
2. You get sentenced to death for failing a history exam
3. Man with wooden leg mauled by termites
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1. A pineapple attacks you while you're watering your spaghetti garden on the ceiling.
2. A turnip asks you on a date
3. Your head falls off without anyone beheading you
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1. Little girls bite a black female tourist thinking that she's chocolate
2. An old man beats a goat with a shovel
3. Someone get shot in the testicles
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