Top Ten Random Things That Could Happenbobbythebrony
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I am not racist. This is a true story I heard from a friend who went to China and this friend was a black woman - bobbythebrony
This sounds a bit racist... But... It might not be. - DapperPickle
This reminds me of a movie where a little boy got turned into a living human chocolate.
Haha, there's a stupid guy in our class who bit a classmate. - TriggerTrashKidV 12 Comments
That's horrible - Ananya
Based on Jimmy Hopkins - bobbythebrony
No, respect elders you lil bratz. - TriggerTrashKid
Never said they were lit - RandomatorV 4 Comments
No, that problems very big in Africa. - DapperPickle
I do this with my wife
But why? What did the goat ever do to you? - KingSlayer93316
Why would he beat the Greatest of all time? - RandomatorV 4 Comments
Oh yes, Johnston. He was a short stubby brown haired green eyed turnip. He was so ugly and obnoxious, he asked me out, and I said no because he is my friend's ex, and that is awkward, but he started crying, so I cooked him and ate him with my salad. - ToptenPizza
That's happened before. Only I turned her down. - PositronWildhawk
If he gets annoying all you have to do is eat him. - Camaro6
Johnston was such a flirt goshV 7 Comments
I did this to someone in Fortnite.
Didn't this happen to hitler? - TeamRocket747
This isn't even random! It happens in FPS games a lot!
Ow. - SirSheepV 8 Comments
I would try to break it up (and avoid serious injury), and make my companion call 911. - Cyri
I think they need marriage counseling - Camaro6
Oh no, not again! - Rocko
Sounds like they may need to see a marriage counselor soon. Or a divorce laywer... Or maybe a murder laywer - SirSheepV 5 Comments
Some months ago I went to a dispensary, Saw an elderly couple sitting on the seats in front of me ; The man's entire right calf was swollen, Told that he was bitten by an monkey..had 15 injections still it suppurated, the calf was yellowish though covered with medicinal dressing and crepe bandages.
Doctor said he needed 2 operations as well
Overall the man looked really fit and healthy (as well as his wife) Hope he's better now. - Ananya
This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.
That's most likely Justin Bieber. He cheats on women and we don't really know if he assaults women. We may not know...
I'm the moneyV 3 Comments
At this point, I'm not even surprised anymore - SirSheep
This is funny. Haha! - JaysTop10List
I want this to happen - Amaimon
this.V 2 Comments
If you miss then you gotta kick the turd into the hole - bobbythebrony
Out of the hole, into the hole, that's what I always say - CityGuru
My mom told me that Asian immigrants to the US actually did this in the 70s...
But I want to do my buisness somewhere else! I’m not digging a hole... - KingSlayer93316V 2 Comments
I failed history exam because I stole Hitler's shoe, which is the reason why I'm about to get killed. - Delgia2k
Here's a fun fact: This list was originally titled Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen in China. - bobbythebrony
Jeez, these people obviously become deranged by looking at Hitler's works. - PositronWildhawk
Um ok - Camaro6V 6 Comments
What if there is no money in it?
This is why I'm not getting a wallet for a while. - Cyri
It could happen, but my brother lives too far from me, and he’s only 13... - KingSlayer93316
Pioneers used to drive these for miles! - Rocko
Oh boy how exciting lol - Bowser64
Hitler owes me Nutella then.
NO! NOT THE NUTELLA!
How am I going to live now?! - KingSlayer93316
But wouldn’t it be Hitler’s ghost then? Or did Nutella secretly exist back in the 1930s-40s and we didn’t know it - RandomatorV 5 Comments
It’s actually really common. Just needs a screwdriver to screw It back on - Randomator
Courage the cowardly dog I think... - Ananya
That will never happen. - Gehenna
What? - KingSlayer93316
What? Gah not this again! - Bowser64
Is this supposed to be a reference to Jimmy Neutron?
Lol llamas with hats! - SammySpore
And eats your hands. - Cyri
CAAARRLL WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?! - IceFoxPlayzV 2 Comments
I'm on Windows 10!
I’m lucky I’m on an iPhone 8s right now
But I do have Windows 10 on my computer... - KingSlayer93316
Um, I'm already famous. Not to brag. But I've been on T.V., radio and in 8 newspapers across the country. And don't worry, people. I'm not an ass like Justin Bieber.
My nan shanks you in you bathroom when your eating a dog
That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.
Supporting cannibalism is just so wrong though - KingSlayer93316
And now the cannibals are coming to get you because you seem to like it, haha - KingSlayer93316
AH NO - IceFoxPlayz
That is so funny - mathguy37
Polo! - IceFoxPlayz
Is this...an aot reference? lmfao
OH NOES NOT CARL - IceFoxPlayz
CAARRLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
This has happened to me - PatrickStar3
HERRR lol relatable
Before or after they get kicked by the keyboard?
Will this be in Sausage Party 2, if it comes out? - KingSlayer93316
Like that YouTube video - bobbythebrony
WOW...that would be awkward.
DAS MINE. I PUT DAT THERE! I don't have an account though :c
I would eat them. My nose isn’t ticklish at all - KingSlayer93316
Meant waluigi not wal... - Bowser64
Wah! It’s wal time! - Bowser64
This is an actual dream I had - computerfan0
Golf field? Yeah that’s not what it’s called Lol - Randomator
IF that would actually happen I think my mom would freak out, he's already exited by the remake of Half Life and Fallout 4.
Must be dizzy. - Rocko
I do this every day.
Look, it’s a puddle of chocolate milk!
Done. Moving on to aunts now. - Cyri
They're great when fried and dipped in chocolate. - Cyri
That’s disturbing - KingSlayer93316
what - IceFoxPlayz
So random! - mathguy37
What? - KingSlayer93316
Um? - Randomator
I would love for that to happen, to be honest - KingSlayer93316
WHERE’S THE damn LAMB SAUCE, RAMSAY?!?! - IceFoxPlayz
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