Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen

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The Top Ten

1 Little girls bite a black female tourist thinking that she's chocolate

I am not racist. This is a true story I heard from a friend who went to China and this friend was a black woman - bobbythebrony

This reminds me of a movie where a little boy got turned into a living human chocolate.

This sounds a bit racist... But... It might not be. - DapperPickle

what? - KingSlayer93316

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2 Teenagers throw dynamite at an elderly woman

Based on Jimmy Hopkins - bobbythebrony

That's horrible - Ananya

Wow. That’s dark - KingSlayer93316

3 An old man beats a goat with a shovel

No, that problems very big in Africa. - DapperPickle

Woah...animal abuse alert... siren noise
Must call meme police...hello this Darude SandstormXXX - CerealGuy

4 Someone get shot in the testicles

This isn't even random! It happens in FPS games a lot!

That's gotta hurt more than anything.

Call of duty multiplayer.. - Ananya

Lol - KingSlayer93316

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5 A turnip asks you on a date

Oh yes, Johnston. He was a short stubby brown haired green eyed turnip. He was so ugly and obnoxious, he asked me out, and I said no because he is my friend's ex, and that is awkward, but he started crying, so I cooked him and ate him with my salad. - ToptenPizza

That's happened before. Only I turned her down. - PositronWildhawk

Aw man I just hate when that happens

Turnip, will you go to prom with me?
I’ll take that as a yes! - lovefrombadlands

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6 A monkey assaults you

This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.

That's most likely Justin Bieber. He cheats on women and we don't really know if he assaults women. We may not know...

Didn't that actually happen a few years ago? Monkeys supposedly are very vicious...

The Hunger Games, maybe? - IronSabbathPriest

7 You see a married couple stabbing each other in a park

I'd laugh - bobbythebrony

Now that's scary! Ahhh! - JaysTop10List

Oh god..poor people - Ananya

Let’s call 911! - lovefrombadlands

8 You're forced to dig a hole for a bathroom

If you miss then you gotta kick the turd into the hole - bobbythebrony

Out of the hole, into the hole, that's what I always say - CityGuru

That's France for you, folks! Trust me, I've been there. - PositronWildhawk

Poor Chinese people - bobbythebrony

9 You get sentenced to death for failing a history exam

I failed history exam because I stole Hitler's shoe, which is the reason why I'm about to get killed. - Delgia2k

Here's a fun fact: This list was originally titled Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen in China. - bobbythebrony

Jeez, these people obviously become deranged by looking at Hitler's works. - PositronWildhawk

"James Parolo, you have been sentenced to death for failing your exam on King Henry XX! " - DapperPickle

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10 You brother shows up and steals your wallet

What if there is no money in it?

I relate

The Newcomers

? Man with wooden leg mauled by termites
? A random dude just comes up to your face and is like HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and then just walks away.

The Contenders

11 Get thrown into the sun by G Hannelius

LOL

12 A llama named Carl stabs you 37 times in the chest

Is this supposed to be a reference to Jimmy Neutron?

Lol llamas with hats! - SammySpore

... does this have to do wirh princess anastasia's maid, as she was stabbed 37 times? I think...

13 A purple urn smashes through your biodome and crushes your photos of your deceased piano while you are swimming in your meatball pool next to your house made of jell-o

What? - KingSlayer93316

14 Get eaten by the girl that play Trish on Austin and Ally

That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.

15 You get run over by a giant banana

Courage the cowardly dog I think... - Ananya

16 Random emo-looking tacos come up to you an tickle your nose

DAS MINE. I PUT DAT THERE! I don't have an account though :c

17 Half Life 3 gets released tomorrow without an announcement

IF that would actually happen I think my mom would freak out, he's already exited by the remake of Half Life and Fallout 4.

18 A pineapple attacks you while you're watering your spaghetti garden on the ceiling.

This is funny. Haha! - JaysTop10List

19 The shocking sunshine tacks a death inside the attempted tailor
20 An electron groans
21 The highlight calls the misprint in the baking associate
22 An elephant talks and flies to Neptune
23 Windows 10 is a virus which blows up your computer

I'm on Windows 10!

I’m lucky I’m on an iPhone 8s right now - KingSlayer93316

24 You get kicked by a keyboard in the gonads
25 Your gonads explode

Before or after they get kicked by the keyboard?

26 Drink mud

I do this every day.

Look, it’s a puddle of chocolate milk!
Oh, wait... - lovefrombadlands

27 Eat an ant
28 Eat a grasshopper
29 Let Ross Lynch hold you
30 Let Aaron Hernandez show you his big muscles and give you a noogie
31 You see Dora in her underwear on a volcano

Wow... - lovefrombadlands

32 It rains potatoes
33 A horse runs by yelling, "MARCO!"
34 Your head falls off without anyone beheading you
35 Taylor Swift sues you because you hate her and you killed her cousin's brother's parents' grandfather's friend's doctor
36 Hitler Steals Your Nutella

Hitler owes me Nutella then. - lovefrombadlands

37 Darksydephil gets eaten by a shark after forgetting to press the circle button
38 Two waffles have sex

Will this be in Sausage Party 2, if it comes out? - KingSlayer93316

Like that YouTube video - bobbythebrony

39 Hot Asian women begin to surround you with big smiles
40 Carl from Llamas with Hats blows up the Universe
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