Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen

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The Top Ten

1 Little girls bite a black female tourist thinking that she's chocolate

I am not racist. This is a true story I heard from a friend who went to China and this friend was a black woman - bobbythebrony

This reminds me of a movie where a little boy got turned into a living human chocolate.

This sounds a bit racist... But... It might not be. - DapperPickle

All the other choice are dumb. This one has to be the most random one!

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2 Teenagers throw dynamite at an elderly woman V 2 Comments
3 An old man beats a goat with a shovel

No, that problems very big in Africa. - DapperPickle

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4 Someone get shot in the testicles

This isn't even random! It happens in FPS games a lot!

That's gotta hurt more than anything.

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5 A turnip asks you on a date

Oh yes, Johnston. He was a short stubby brown haired green eyed turnip. He was so ugly and obnoxious, he asked me out, and I said no because he is my friend's ex, and that is awkward, but he started crying, so I cooked him and ate him with my salad. - ToptenPizza

That's happened before. Only I turned her down. - PositronWildhawk

Aw man I just hate when that happens

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6 A monkey assaults you

This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.

That's most likely Justin Bieber. He cheats on women and we don't really know if he assaults women. We may not know...

Didn't that actually happen a few years ago? Monkeys supposedly are very vicious...

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7 You see a married couple stabbing each other in a park V 3 Comments
8 You're forced to dig a hole for a bathroom

If you miss then you gotta kick the turd into the hole - bobbythebrony

Out of the hole, into the hole, that's what I always say - CityGuru

That's France for you, folks! Trust me, I've been there. - PositronWildhawk

Poor Chinese people - bobbythebrony

9 You get sentenced to death for failing a history exam

I failed history exam because I stole Hitler's shoe, which is the reason why I'm about to get killed. - Delgia2k

Here's a fun fact: This list was originally titled Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen in China. - bobbythebrony

Jeez, these people obviously become deranged by looking at Hitler's works. - PositronWildhawk

Most likely by your parent - funnyuser

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10 You brother shows up and steals your wallet V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 Get thrown into the sun by G Hannelius
12 A llama named Carl stabs you 37 times in the chest

Is this supposed to be a reference to Jimmy Neutron?

Lol llamas with hats! - SammySpore

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13 A purple urn smashes through your biodome and crushes your photos of your deceased piano while you are swimming in your meatball pool next to your house made of jell-o V 1 Comment
14 Get eaten by the girl that play Trish on Austin and Ally

That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.

15 You get run over by a giant banana

Courage the cowardly dog I think... - Ananya

16 Half Life 3 gets released tomorrow without an announcement

IF that would actually happen I think my mom would freak out, he's already exited by the remake of Half Life and Fallout 4.

17 A pineapple attacks you while you're watering your spaghetti garden on the ceiling.

This is funny. Haha! - JaysTop10List

18 The shocking sunshine tacks a death inside the attempted tailor
19 An electron groans
20 The highlight calls the misprint in the baking associate
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