Top Ten Random Things That Could Happenbobbythebrony
The Top Ten
Something like this was said in a Matthias video, hm?
That could happen. - RogerMcBaloney
How did I arrive here
That's racist but it could happen - ElSherlock
Wouldn't it kill the teens too - Yoshidude
That's dumb...it should never happen
Firecrackers maybe, but dynamite? - RogerMcBaloney
Elder: What? there's no dyna-*BOOM*
I'm pretty sure you can do this in goat simulator, but the goat does it
Lol, I bet this already happened in the past. - RogerMcBaloney
That's animal abuse - ElSherlock
Sooo... Anybody wanna play goat sim? - Nightkillo
No, he'll get eaten
You never know, maybe it's someone named turnip asking you on a date! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
You want mustard on those?
Oh yes, Johnston. He was a short stubby brown haired green eyed turnip. He was so ugly and obnoxious, he asked me out, and I said no because he is my friend's ex, and that is awkward, but he started crying, so I cooked him and ate him with my salad. - ToptenPizza
OUCH. "Man had to go to hospital to operate on his testicles after he got shot by police" Hope that never happens to me or someone else. TOUCH WOOD> - BloodFang
Imagine seeing that on the news: "A police officer shot a fleeing criminal in the testicles this morning." - RogerMcBaloney
IT HURTS LIKE HELL
Saints Row The Third teach me this! - BloDayBey
There are probably more chances of seeing a married couple consuming their marriage in a park. - RogerMcBaloney
'No words' - BloodFang
Can I marry them?
Oh. - Luckys
...what the heck - TheAwesomeDude54
Male Chimpanzees are agressive - ElSherlock
Some months ago I went to a dispensary, Saw an elderly couple sitting on the seats in front of me ; The man's entire right calf was swollen, Told that he was bitten by an monkey..had 15 injections still it suppurated, the calf was yellowish though covered with medicinal dressing and crepe bandages.
Doctor said he needed 2 operations as well
Overall the man looked really fit and healthy (as well as his wife) Hope he's better now. - Ananya
This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.
If this happen to you, it means, you need to take your medicine before it goes worst.
Oh yeah. Sharon, a nice pineapple, attacked me while I was watering my spaghetti garden. I honestly don't know why she did it so I put her in time out! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
It happened to me last week. I'm still in the hospital. I'll post an update if things change. - RoseWeasley
This isn't random, it happens to me all the time
My mom told me that Asian immigrants to the US actually did this in the 70s...
What an I! A cat?
Actually, cats also dig holes. I know because mine use to dig a hole in the garden to poop into. - RogerMcBaloney
If you miss then you gotta kick the turd into the hole - bobbythebrony
Out of the hole, into the hole, that's what I always say - CityGuru
No fair! At least I'm an average person on history...oof...lets not fail if that was a rule! - BloodFang
Haha jokes on you, I am actually good at history. The real issue here is physics.
Oh god, if that could happen then pray for me! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
According to the Asian grading scale, D=Death.
He stole my wallet as a joke and with it my opal pass. My embarrassing mum had to drop me off! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
F you brother! - MarioMaster101
This is why I'm not getting a wallet for a while. - Cyri
What if there is no money in it?
I can only dream - nerdfestival
Wow! I feel so accomplished right now - KingSlayer93316
Oh...well that's pretty dumb.
When I was in 2nd-4th grade I think I found a fossil on my elementary school playground?
If this happened to me I would buy more Nutella, poison it, and wait for Hitler to return.
Go ahead - fwed
NO! NOT THE NUTELLA!
How am I going to live now?! - KingSlayer93316
Hitler owes me Nutella then.
It’s actually really common. Just needs a screwdriver to screw It back on - Randomator
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
Courage the cowardly dog I think... - Ananya
Who what when where why - fwed
That will never happen. - Gehenna
This almost happened to me. My friend and I were taking a walk but then a llama said, "My name is Carl.", and held up his knife! I ran as fast as I could, and hid behind a dumpster. When I got out, Carl was arrested and there was a ketchup stain where my friend was. I haven't seen him in 3 days. I hope he's alright. - RoseWeasley
Wow, that is my least favourite thing to do - PatrickStar3
CARL! - Cyri
Carl and me are bffs! He would never do that! - CloudyDaze
Internet Explorer did it - Pieclone
I'm on Windows 10!
I’m lucky I’m on an iPhone 8s right now
But I do have Windows 10 on my computer... - KingSlayer93316
My piano boi... - CloudyDaze
What is an urn - fwed
Don’t you just hate when it when this happens?
What? Gah not this again!
Supporting cannibalism is just so wrong though - KingSlayer93316
AH NO - IceFoxPlayz
That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.
One word: Cannibalism - KingSlayer93316
My nan shanks you in you bathroom when your eating a dog
You have no idea how much times that has happened to me.
Oh my! My friend comes from India... by the way, he's a boy... hopefully this doesn't go opposite!
You make me want to move to Asia now... - RogerMcBaloney
That would be somewhat arousing - PatrickStar3
Um, I'm already famous. Not to brag. But I've been on T.V., radio and in 8 newspapers across the country. And don't worry, people. I'm not an ass like Justin Bieber.
Yeah this is going to be fun
I would be the happiest man alive if this happened. - RogerMcBaloney
This Carl bullcrap again? - TheAwesomeDude54
Film cow again I hope you mention Charlie the unicorn in here because I did not read the whole list yet - Oliversky
OH NOES NOT CARL - IceFoxPlayz
CAARRLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
Here comes Dat Boi - PatrickStar3
WHAT ARE THOSE? - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
This is what I pray for! I love tired memes! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
Meant waluigi not wal...
I'd be like
Hey bro, I'm underage don't tell anyone... - PatrickStar3
BREAKING NEWS AN AIRPLANE CRASHES INTO HOUSE WHILE COUPLE WERE HAVING SEX!
News reporter: Hello sir are you okay
Guy that had sex: Not anymore - 0w0uwu
I was on that plane. - Cyri
Nah, I’m forever a virgin - KingSlayer93316
I hate being the elephant in the room
*flies to Neptune* - PatrickStar3
That is so funny - mathguy37
Y'all just making stuff up - Yoshidude
what - IceFoxPlayz
Polo! - IceFoxPlayz
Is this...an aot reference? lmfao
Me: Turns my phone's sound system to maximum and plays a Cannibal Corpse song. - RogerMcBaloney
This has happened to me - PatrickStar3
HERRR lol relatable
They probably don’t like eating in public.
That’s something I would do, to be honest. I love ramen noodles - KingSlayer93316
Golf field? Yeah that’s not what it’s called Lol - Randomator
I get it
Whoever submitted this must be a rocket scientist - Ryboy
Funniest list ever
Before or after they get kicked by the keyboard?
I do this every day.
Look, it’s a puddle of chocolate milk!
A baby french toast - 0w0uwu
What in the ever loving bullcrap - TheAwesomeDude54
Sexy - PatrickStar3
What the - ElSherlock
DAS MINE. I PUT DAT THERE! I don't have an account though :c
I would eat them. My nose isn’t ticklish at all - KingSlayer93316
This is an actual dream I had - computerfan0
Disney is buying almost everything any way - ElSherlock
They’re buying Twitter next at this point - KingSlayer93316
It'll be hilarious.
But I’m still here... - KingSlayer93316
What kind of sorcery is this? - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
BILL CI-I MEAN ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! RE
This happened to me when I was 3 months old living in my first house that I bought.
If he does that my fists are gonna appear on his face. - RogerMcBaloney
I would run so far away from my house - KingSlayer93316
The cooling fans are so loud, to the point where it might take off - HaloFanboy
This sometimes does actually happen ngl
IF that would actually happen I think my mom would freak out, he's already exited by the remake of Half Life and Fallout 4.