Top Ten Random Things That Could Happenbobbythebrony
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Yeah, but the chance is so low that's it's not even worth a dam. - MarioMaster101
RACIST! (this is a funny list though)
Sounds kinda racist but it is true - codgtamk34
What? LolV 18 Comments
No, respect elders you lil bratz. - TriggerTrashKid
Boom - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
Never said they were lit - Randomator
What? - AmaimonV 5 Comments
Cruelest elder ever! - Peppapigsucks
For some reason I see this happening.
ANIMAL CRUELTY! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
What? Aw poor goat. - Camaro6V 7 Comments
You never know, maybe it's someone named turnip asking you on a date! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
You want mustard on those?
If he gets annoying all you have to do is eat him. - Camaro6
Johnston was such a flirt goshV 9 Comments
It happened to someone in Brooklyn Nine Nine, except it was the butt, not the testicles so this didn't happen to someone in Brooklyn Nine Nine - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
Ow! - RoseWeasley
I did this to someone in Fortnite.
Didn't this happen to hitler? - TeamRocket747V 10 Comments
I think they need marriage counseling - Camaro6
Oh that's why I'm marrying? no! (joke)
I would try to break it up (and avoid serious injury), and make my companion call 911. - Cyri
What's so unusual about this - tgbhjV 6 Comments
Haha jokes on you, I am actually good at history. The real issue here is physics.
Oh god, if that could happen then pray for me! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
That's extreme - codgtamk34
According to the Asian grading scale, D=Death.V 9 Comments
Some months ago I went to a dispensary, Saw an elderly couple sitting on the seats in front of me ; The man's entire right calf was swollen, Told that he was bitten by an monkey..had 15 injections still it suppurated, the calf was yellowish though covered with medicinal dressing and crepe bandages.
Doctor said he needed 2 operations as well
Overall the man looked really fit and healthy (as well as his wife) Hope he's better now. - Ananya
I'm the money
This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.V 4 Comments
It happened to me last week. I'm still in the hospital. I'll post an update. I'll post an update if things change. - RoseWeasley
Oh yeah. Sharon, a nice pineapple, attacked me while I was watering my spaghetti garden. I honestly don't know why she did it so I put her in time out! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
This isn't random, it happens to me all the time
That actually happened only it was an auberguine that attacked him.V 6 Comments
My mom told me that Asian immigrants to the US actually did this in the 70s...
What an I! A cat?
If you miss then you gotta kick the turd into the hole - bobbythebrony
Out of the hole, into the hole, that's what I always say - CityGuruV 3 Comments
It’s actually really common. Just needs a screwdriver to screw It back on - Randomator
When I was in 2nd-4th grade I think I found a fossil on my elementary school playground?
Oh boy how exciting lol
Pioneers used to drive these for miles! - Rocko
He stole my wallet as a joke and with it my opal pass. My embarrassing mum had to drop me off! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
This is why I'm not getting a wallet for a while. - Cyri
It could happen, but my brother lives too far from me, and he’s only 13... - KingSlayer93316V 1 Comment
Go ahead - fwed
NO! NOT THE NUTELLA!
How am I going to live now?! - KingSlayer93316
no - Amaimon
Hitler owes me Nutella then.V 7 Comments
My nan shanks you in you bathroom when your eating a dog
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
Courage the cowardly dog I think... - Ananya
Sounds like a Family Guy thing - codgtamk34
Carl there's a dead person in are house.
Carl, there's a dead human on our house! - codgtamk34
And eats your hands. - Cyri
Is this supposed to be a reference to Jimmy Neutron?V 4 Comments
Who what when where why - fwed
That will never happen. - Gehenna
What is an urn - fwed
What? Gah not this again!
What? - KingSlayer93316
IF that would actually happen I think my mom would freak out, he's already exited by the remake of Half Life and Fallout 4.
I'm on Windows 10!
I’m lucky I’m on an iPhone 8s right now
But I do have Windows 10 on my computer... - KingSlayer93316
This is what I pray for! I love tired memes! - oceanbreezetheawesomewarrior
Meant waluigi not wal...
lol - oakhearted
Wah! It’s wal time!V 1 Comment
Um, I'm already famous. Not to brag. But I've been on T.V., radio and in 8 newspapers across the country. And don't worry, people. I'm not an ass like Justin Bieber.
Supporting cannibalism is just so wrong though - KingSlayer93316
And now the cannibals are coming to get you because you seem to like it, haha - KingSlayer93316
AH NO - IceFoxPlayz
That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.
That is so funny - mathguy37
Is this...an aot reference? lmfao
Polo! - IceFoxPlayz
WOW...that would be awkward.
OH NOES NOT CARL - IceFoxPlayz
CAARRLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
This has happened to me - PatrickStar3
HERRR lol relatable
That’s something I would do, to be honest. I love ramen noodles - KingSlayer93316
Golf field? Yeah that’s not what it’s called Lol - Randomator
Before or after they get kicked by the keyboard?
Will this be in Sausage Party 2, if it comes out? - KingSlayer93316
Like that YouTube video - bobbythebrony
DAS MINE. I PUT DAT THERE! I don't have an account though :c
I would eat them. My nose isn’t ticklish at all - KingSlayer93316
This is an actual dream I had - computerfan0
Whoever submitted this must be a rocket scientist - Ryboy
This happened to me when I was 3 months old living in my first house that I bought.
Must be dizzy. - Rocko
I do this every day.
Look, it’s a puddle of chocolate milk!
Done. Moving on to aunts now. - Cyri
They're great when fried and dipped in chocolate. - Cyri
That’s disturbing - KingSlayer93316
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Top Remixes (9)
2. You get sentenced to death for failing a history exam
3. Man with wooden leg mauled by termites
2. A turnip asks you on a date
3. Your head falls off without anyone beheading you
2. An old man beats a goat with a shovel
3. Someone get shot in the testicles
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