Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen

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The Top Ten

1 Little girls bite a black female tourist thinking that she's chocolate

I am not racist. This is a true story I heard from a friend who went to China and this friend was a black woman - bobbythebrony

This sounds a bit racist... But... It might not be. - DapperPickle

This reminds me of a movie where a little boy got turned into a living human chocolate.

Haha, there's a stupid guy in our class who bit a classmate. - TriggerTrashKid

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2 Teenagers throw dynamite at an elderly woman

That's horrible - Ananya

Based on Jimmy Hopkins - bobbythebrony

No, respect elders you lil bratz. - TriggerTrashKid

Never said they were lit - Randomator

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3 An old man beats a goat with a shovel

No, that problems very big in Africa. - DapperPickle

I do this with my wife

But why? What did the goat ever do to you? - KingSlayer93316

Why would he beat the Greatest of all time? - Randomator

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4 A turnip asks you on a date

Oh yes, Johnston. He was a short stubby brown haired green eyed turnip. He was so ugly and obnoxious, he asked me out, and I said no because he is my friend's ex, and that is awkward, but he started crying, so I cooked him and ate him with my salad. - ToptenPizza

That's happened before. Only I turned her down. - PositronWildhawk

If he gets annoying all you have to do is eat him. - Camaro6

Johnston was such a flirt gosh

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5 Someone get shot in the testicles

I did this to someone in Fortnite.

Didn't this happen to hitler? - TeamRocket747

This isn't even random! It happens in FPS games a lot!

Ow. - SirSheep

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6 You see a married couple stabbing each other in a park

I would try to break it up (and avoid serious injury), and make my companion call 911. - Cyri

I think they need marriage counseling - Camaro6

Oh no, not again! - Rocko

Sounds like they may need to see a marriage counselor soon. Or a divorce laywer... Or maybe a murder laywer - SirSheep

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7 A monkey assaults you

Some months ago I went to a dispensary, Saw an elderly couple sitting on the seats in front of me ; The man's entire right calf was swollen, Told that he was bitten by an monkey..had 15 injections still it suppurated, the calf was yellowish though covered with medicinal dressing and crepe bandages.
Doctor said he needed 2 operations as well
Overall the man looked really fit and healthy (as well as his wife) Hope he's better now. - Ananya

This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.

That's most likely Justin Bieber. He cheats on women and we don't really know if he assaults women. We may not know...

I'm the money

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8 A pineapple attacks you while you're watering your spaghetti garden on the ceiling.

At this point, I'm not even surprised anymore - SirSheep

This is funny. Haha! - JaysTop10List

I want this to happen - Amaimon

this.

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9 You're forced to dig a hole for a bathroom

If you miss then you gotta kick the turd into the hole - bobbythebrony

Out of the hole, into the hole, that's what I always say - CityGuru

My mom told me that Asian immigrants to the US actually did this in the 70s...

But I want to do my buisness somewhere else! I’m not digging a hole... - KingSlayer93316

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10 You get sentenced to death for failing a history exam

I failed history exam because I stole Hitler's shoe, which is the reason why I'm about to get killed. - Delgia2k

Here's a fun fact: This list was originally titled Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen in China. - bobbythebrony

Jeez, these people obviously become deranged by looking at Hitler's works. - PositronWildhawk

Um ok - Camaro6

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11 You brother shows up and steals your wallet

What if there is no money in it?

This is why I'm not getting a wallet for a while. - Cyri

I relate

It could happen, but my brother lives too far from me, and he’s only 13... - KingSlayer93316

12 You found a small rock.

Pioneers used to drive these for miles! - Rocko

Oh boy how exciting lol - Bowser64

13 Hitler Steals Your Nutella

Hitler owes me Nutella then.

NO! NOT THE NUTELLA!

How am I going to live now?! - KingSlayer93316

Not again...

But wouldn’t it be Hitler’s ghost then? Or did Nutella secretly exist back in the 1930s-40s and we didn’t know it - Randomator

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14 Your head falls off without anyone beheading you

It’s actually really common. Just needs a screwdriver to screw It back on - Randomator

15 You get run over by a giant banana

Courage the cowardly dog I think... - Ananya

16 Get thrown into the sun by G Hannelius

That will never happen. - Gehenna

LOL

17 A purple urn smashes through your biodome and crushes your photos of your deceased piano while you are swimming in your meatball pool next to your house made of jell-o

What? - KingSlayer93316

What? Gah not this again! - Bowser64

oh no!

18 A llama named Carl stabs you 37 times in the chest

Is this supposed to be a reference to Jimmy Neutron?

Lol llamas with hats! - SammySpore

And eats your hands. - Cyri

CAAARRLL WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?! - IceFoxPlayz

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19 Windows 10 is a virus which blows up your computer

I'm on Windows 10!

I’m lucky I’m on an iPhone 8s right now

But I do have Windows 10 on my computer... - KingSlayer93316

20 Be famous

Um, I'm already famous. Not to brag. But I've been on T.V., radio and in 8 newspapers across the country. And don't worry, people. I'm not an ass like Justin Bieber.

21 Man Of Steel Eats Your Heart

My nan shanks you in you bathroom when your eating a dog

How

22 Get eaten by the girl that play Trish on Austin and Ally

That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.

Supporting cannibalism is just so wrong though - KingSlayer93316

And now the cannibals are coming to get you because you seem to like it, haha - KingSlayer93316

AH NO - IceFoxPlayz

23 An elephant talks and flies to Neptune

That is so funny - mathguy37

what?

24 A horse runs by yelling, "MARCO!"

Polo! - IceFoxPlayz

Is this...an aot reference? lmfao

25 Carl from Llamas with Hats blows up the Universe

OH NOES NOT CARL - IceFoxPlayz

CAARRLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

26 A random dude just comes up to your face and is like HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and then just walks away.

This has happened to me - PatrickStar3

HERRR lol relatable

27 A plane crash in your house while you are having sex
28 Your gonads explode

Before or after they get kicked by the keyboard?

29 Two waffles have sex

Will this be in Sausage Party 2, if it comes out? - KingSlayer93316

Like that YouTube video - bobbythebrony

30 Hot Asian women begin to surround you with big smiles

WOW...that would be awkward.

31 Random emo-looking tacos come up to you an tickle your nose

DAS MINE. I PUT DAT THERE! I don't have an account though :c

I would eat them. My nose isn’t ticklish at all - KingSlayer93316

32 Man with wooden leg mauled by termites

Happens everyday

33 Dead memes come back to life

Meant waluigi not wal... - Bowser64

Oh noes

Wah! It’s wal time! - Bowser64

34 Giants come into a train station on a giant handcar with drums and start a penalty shoot-out with the kids from your primary school

This is an actual dream I had - computerfan0

35 You See Someone Eat Ramen Noodles in the middle of a golf field

Golf field? Yeah that’s not what it’s called Lol - Randomator

36 Half Life 3 gets released tomorrow without an announcement

IF that would actually happen I think my mom would freak out, he's already exited by the remake of Half Life and Fallout 4.

37 The shocking sunshine tacks a death inside the attempted tailor
38 An electron groans

Must be dizzy. - Rocko

39 The highlight calls the misprint in the baking associate
40 You get kicked by a keyboard in the gonads
41 Drink mud

I do this every day.

Look, it’s a puddle of chocolate milk!
Oh, wait...

42 Eat an ant

Done. Moving on to aunts now. - Cyri

43 Eat a grasshopper

They're great when fried and dipped in chocolate. - Cyri

44 Let Ross Lynch hold you

That’s disturbing - KingSlayer93316

45 Let Aaron Hernandez show you his big muscles and give you a noogie
46 You see Dora in her underwear on a volcano

what - IceFoxPlayz

Wow...

47 It rains potatoes

So random! - mathguy37

48 Taylor Swift sues you because you hate her and you killed her cousin's brother's parents' grandfather's friend's doctor

What? - KingSlayer93316

Um? - Randomator

49 Darksydephil gets eaten by a shark after forgetting to press the circle button
50 Gordon Ramsay comes to your house and says "sosoge"

I would love for that to happen, to be honest - KingSlayer93316

WHERE’S THE damn LAMB SAUCE, RAMSAY?!?! - IceFoxPlayz

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