Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen
The Top Ten
My friend did this when she was 4, and she has deeply regretted that day ever since.
I am not racist. This is a true story I heard from a friend who went to China and this friend was a black woman
This sounds a bit racist... But... It might not be.
This reminds me of a movie where a little boy got turned into a living human chocolate.
No, respect elders you lil bratz.
Never said they were lit
Based on Jimmy Hopkins
I'm pretty sure you can do this in goat simulator, but the goat does it
But why? What did the goat ever do to you?
I do this with my wife
Wonderful. Spousal abuse is such a beautiful thing. (I'm being sarcastic. That's horrible! What did she do to deserve that?)
No, that problems very big in Africa.
Oh yes, Johnston. He was a short stubby brown haired green eyed turnip. He was so ugly and obnoxious, he asked me out, and I said no because he is my friend's ex, and that is awkward, but he started crying, so I cooked him and ate him with my salad.
You never know, maybe it's someone named turnip asking you on a date!
You want mustard on those?
That's happened before. Only I turned her down.
OUCH. "Man had to go to hospital to operate on his testicles after he got shot by police" Hope that never happens to me or someone else. TOUCH WOOD>
Imagine seeing that on the news: "A police officer shot a fleeing criminal in the testicles this morning."
It happened to someone in Brooklyn Nine Nine, except it was the butt, not the testicles so this didn't happen to someone in Brooklyn Nine Nine
I did this to someone in Fortnite.
There are probably more chances of seeing a married couple consuming their marriage in a park.
I would try to break it up (and avoid serious injury), and make my companion call 911.
Oh no, not again!
What's so unusual about this
Some months ago I went to a dispensary, Saw an elderly couple sitting on the seats in front of me ; The man's entire right calf was swollen, Told that he was bitten by an monkey..had 15 injections still it suppurated, the calf was yellowish though covered with medicinal dressing and crepe bandages.
Doctor said he needed 2 operations as well
Overall the man looked really fit and healthy (as well as his wife) Hope he's better now.
This has happened many times with chimpanzees. Google "chimpanzee attack" but be forewarned the pictures are pretty gruesome.
That's most likely Justin Bieber. He cheats on women and we don't really know if he assaults women. We may not know...
Didn't that actually happen a few years ago? Monkeys supposedly are very vicious...
If this happen to you, it means, you need to take your medicine before it goes worst.
Oh yeah. Sharon, a nice pineapple, attacked me while I was watering my spaghetti garden. I honestly don't know why she did it so I put her in time out!
It happened to me last week. I'm still in the hospital. I'll post an update if things change.
This isn't random, it happens to me all the time
If you miss then you gotta kick the turd into the hole
Out of the hole, into the hole, that's what I always say
My mom told me that Asian immigrants to the US actually did this in the 70s...
Poor Chinese people
No fair! At least I'm an average person on history...oof...lets not fail if that was a rule!
Haha jokes on you, I am actually good at history. The real issue here is physics.
I failed history exam because I stole Hitler's shoe, which is the reason why I'm about to get killed.
Here's a fun fact: This list was originally titled Top Ten Random Things That Could Happen in China.
When I was in 2nd-4th grade I think I found a fossil on my elementary school playground?
Pioneers used to drive these for miles!
Wow! I feel so accomplished right now
Oh boy how exciting lol
He stole my wallet as a joke and with it my opal pass. My embarrassing mum had to drop me off!
What if there is no money in it?
This is why I'm not getting a wallet for a while.
If this happened to me I would buy more Nutella, poison it, and wait for Hitler to return.
NO! NOT THE NUTELLA!
How am I going to live now?!
Hitler owes me Nutella then.
It’s actually really common. Just needs a screwdriver to screw It back on
Courage the cowardly dog I think...
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
Me: I SHALL EAT YOU - THAT IS MY REVENGEEEEEE
That will never happen. - Gehenna
Who what when where why
This almost happened to me. My friend and I were taking a walk but then a llama said, "My name is Carl.", and held up his knife! I ran as fast as I could, and hid behind a dumpster. When I got out, Carl was arrested and there was a ketchup stain where my friend was. I haven't seen him in 3 days. I hope he's alright.
Is this supposed to be a reference to Jimmy Neutron?
Lol llamas with hats!
Wow, that is my least favourite thing to do
Internet Explorer did it
I'm on Windows 10!
I’m lucky I’m on an iPhone 8s right now
But I do have Windows 10 on my computer...
What is an urn
What? Gah not this again!
My piano boi...
That's really mean. She's a beautiful, talented actress.
Supporting cannibalism is just so wrong though
My nan shanks you in you bathroom when your eating a dog
One word: Cannibalism
I remember the time I told my friend I liked her for the last 2 years (I left the 2 years part out though) and she banished me to the shadow realm.
I would be the happiest man alive if this happened.
Yeah this is going to be fun
Oh my! My friend comes from India... by the way, he's a boy... hopefully this doesn't go opposite!
WOW...that would be awkward.
I would probably have an anxiety attack
You have no idea how much times that has happened to me.
This is what I pray for! I love tired memes!
Let the dead memes rise!
Meant waluigi not wal...
Here comes Dat Boi
Um, I'm already famous. Not to brag. But I've been on T.V., radio and in 8 newspapers across the country. And don't worry, people. I'm not an ass like Justin Bieber.