Top 10 Most Random Things to Do at a Mall

The Top Ten
1 Race cars around the whole mall

That'll be a nightmare for the people that's not driving. RUN LIKE HECK!

It would be like Mario kart! Only with security guards chasing you.

Blues Brothers mall chase

2 Slap everyone with underwear from Victoria's Secret

As if I want to pay the $50 for a flimsy pics of nothing!

What about if it was dog poop on it?

3 Fart constantly

The whole mall would smell bad.

4 Talk about your relationships with other people that you don't know

I bet they'll fall asleep the second that you start talking.

5 Smell everyone's food
6 Scream

Why would you scream for no reason at a mall?

7 Sit on people's food

I hate to admit, but that would be kind of funny and very random.

8 Break every computer you see

You'll probably have to pay a lot of money.

9 Ride the coin operated rides

*song of storms plays* - Gehenna

10 Ask a random person what year it is and then when they answer scream like hell and say it worked
The Contenders
11 At an anime store, do an SML parody when you find Mario plushies
12 Kill people with the furniture

Jail dude big trouble violent criminals and inmates

13 Scream in people's ears
14 Sing the song Baby Got Back while making a funny face
15 Check out Auntie Anne's
16 Receive a little bag of white powder from Santa
17 Kiss every baby you see
18 Pretend to be a mannequin
19 Yell at a random person, "you'll pay for ignoring me,Mark! I thought we were best friends!"
20 Pretend to be dying
21 Accuse a random teen of stealing your wallet that has unicorn turd, a million dollars, and a doomsday device in it
22 Shout, "I have alotta money!" when you only have one one hundred dollar bill and hope no one steals your wallet
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