Top 10 Random Things to Do In a Meeting

The Top Ten

1 Masturbate

2 Sleep

3 Talk about watermelons

Watermelons are delicious. Why are they delicious? Because They're delicious. Why am I saying delicious? Because I'm weird. Why are watermelons weird? Because I'm weird. Why am I talking about watermelons? Because I'm awesome. Why am I standing on the table? I'm fired. Why am I fired? Because I was standing on the table. What else? Talking about watermelons. Why am I fired? Because I'm epic, goodbye.

Most random thing ever.

4 Soil yourself

5 Lick the table

6 Play musical chairs

7 Start smoking

8 Cook toast

9 Make a top ten list

10 Call for pizza

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