Top 10 Most Random Things to Do In the Middle of the Night

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The Top Ten

1 Munch All the Food

I don't know

Seems like the kind of thing I would do. - LonelyNoodle5

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Boy : This Hostess is so good! *BITE!
Dad : OH MY GOD... YOU LOOK FAT AS A BIG ANGRY BIRD!
Boy : I do? Doesn't it look nice? *SLAPS* You slapped me! - JaysTop10List

2 Jump On Your Parent's Bed While They're Sleep

This would be dangerous. - funnyuser

3 Dance Around In the Dark Living Room

I would so do this

Boy : Hoopty dummy had a dump! He wants us to dance around when he takes a dump!
Aunt : WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Boy : Ummm...
Few Hours Later
Ummm...
Aunt : SHUT UP! - JaysTop10List

4 Jam Music

I once left my iPod speakers on as I fell asleep. Woken at 2am by deadmau5. It was hard getting back to sleep. - PositronWildhawk

Stereo : Like a dark horse, are you ready for - DIDDI DIDDI DORA!
Girl : SHUT UP DORA! - JaysTop10List

5 Yell Out the Window

Then people will be like what the heck. - JaysTop10List

I do this every Saturday night.

6 Watch Scary Videos

Rather not. - Userguy44

You'll get nightmares by this don't try it. - JaysTop10List

"Oh, this baby elephant is eating the tiger live.
Now it is looking straight into me through the screen.
Oh my gosh, blood is dripping out from his mouth.
Waah! The baby elephant is really coming out of the screen!?!? "

Ummm.... Something like that... - Kiteretsunu

7 Play Slenderman

Who would do this! - Userguy44

NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! - JaysTop10List

8 Open the Front Door and Run Around the Neighborhood

Boy : Yay! IT'S RECESS!
68 minutes later
Boy : Shoo! I'm so - MOM!
Mom : I going to tickle your feet for punishment!
Boy : Mom... That's not a punishment. - JaysTop10List

9 Play with Yourself

Every night

always fun

10 Start Twerking

My Father wouldn't be in shock at all! I'd be more in shock to see HIM do it! - Britgirl

Then your parents will be in shock. - JaysTop10List

Ummm... I don't do this just in the middle of the night. At those parties👅👅👅

The Contenders

11 Get Naked and Dance Around the Street

Sounds legal. Sure the neighbours would love to see that.

12 Spam Friends with Memes and Funny Texts.

Yes this is amazing

Lol I do this all the time! And that’s why I don’t have friends

13 Make Out

Me and my boyfriend do all the time when we are bored

why not?

14 Create a List of Random Things to Do
15 Fart
16 Poop

I had diarrhea at like 3 AM several times

17 Try to Summon Satan

Brilliant

I've done this. 10/10 would recommend. we played chess

18 "Howl" at the Full Moon

Sometimes I wish I was part wolf.

19 Pet Your Animal

I don't have real animals so I pet stuffed ones instead

Good dogs deserve to be pet. All dogs are good. All dogs should be pet. Pet the dog. Pet it now.

20 Be Quiet

Honestly the most normal thing here, who the hell would go outside in the night?!?

21 Go to Sleep

NEVER

22 Egg Someone's House

Dude you could go to jail for that I think

23 Do Creepy Rituals
24 Jump in Your Pool Naked

AHHH I WROTE THIS LAST NIGHT NO JOKES HOES - Yiyi

25 Playing at Ding Dong Ditch

Not in my hood i’ll get shot

Ding dong don't ditch! 😂

26 Sleep

Duh - Userguy44

27 Play Episode
28 Sneak Out and Start a Fire on the Lawn

Yes so fun

29 Yell Out Something Random

Never done that but for some reason I want to

30 Play Random Songs with the Bass All the Way Up

If I did that, my neighbors would probably pick me up and throw me out the door. - Gg2000

31 Text Your Crush

It's the middle of the night, what could possibly go wrong?

Oh my god I actually thought of that and like.. it'll backfire for sure

32 Spam Your Friends with Texts and Calls Until They Wake Up to Give You Company

Great way to find out if your friends love you enough to actually stay up and keep you company

33 Give Hickeys
34 Pamper Yourself

AHHH I DID THIS TO MEOW - Yiyi

35 Take a Picture with Flash on in a Dark Room

You will look so funny!

36 Play Truth or Dare

Fun

37 Prank Call People

LOVE IT BUT I'm LOWKEY IN JAIL NOW SO

38 Go to McDonald’s
39 Watch a Video on Full Volume
40 Watch Movies

Horror movies - Userguy44

41 Play
42 Vomit
43 Scream something stupid and wake up everyone
44 FaceTime A Friend

This makes time fly by and also you can pull an all nightery
with them!

45 Organise Your Closet
46 Go On TheTopTens

That's why I'm doing right now and I'm in bed. - Userguy44

47 Do Yoga

Do some unusual yoga poses

48 Draw 3D Pictures

Its actually really fun and time consuming.

49 Turn On Every Light In The House

I did this when I was 12 and got into so much trouble!

50 Buy Something Stupid
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List StatsCreated 4 May 2014
Updated 24 Jul 2019

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1. Munch All the Food
2. Jump On Your Parent's Bed While They're Sleep
3. Dance Around In the Dark Living Room
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1. Yell Out the Window
2. Play Slenderman
3. Munch All the Food
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1. Munch All the Food
2. Watch Insidious 2
3. Watch Scary Videos
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