Most Random Things to Do or Say While Watching Your Dad Lie On the Couch

The Top Ten

1 Scream "DAD I AM A HIRED AT THE GIGGLE HUT. I AM A PURPLE PUNDER!"

" Oh, really, uh, that's nice."

2 Make a mess and get a karate teacher to teach you karate

"I'll kill you dad! 11"

3 Scream "Puppy got back bone that likes to work for the butter"

4 Say "ddfdwygbbgfds,that bob the bone said"

5 Say "I have a Joey crush"

6 Stare at him while bungie jumping at the park

I wonder how that will work.

7 Go outside and scream "I'VE GOT MONEY AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT"

8 Walk down to Dollar Tree and scream inside "IMA FIRE IN MY LASER! POW!"

You'd probably get kicked out.

9 Get off your butt and do something

I remember saying this to my dad. Just the once I think it was...Ow!

The only good one on this twelve year old list

10 Say "Hey dad, I found a sign that said Obama hates fielders"

The Contenders

11 Come on, guy. Stop mucking around.

We only have five minutes until our show's on

12 Run downtown yelling "OBAMA IS COMING! GO LOCK YOUR SHORTS AND MONEY TAUNTERS!"

13 Dump a bucket of ice water on him

14 Run outside and scream "MY DAD HAS HIS WALLET AWAY FROM HIM. GET SOME FREE MONEY!!!" and then lock the doors.

My dad would kill me.

15 (If it's his birthday and he's sleeping) Take some birthday cake and punch it into his face. Then grab a plate and say "Happy birthday lazy buns!"

I think someone will enjoy a tasty prank.

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