Random Things to Do In a Supermarket

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The Top Ten

1 Take items out of other shoppers' trolleys

And than run to the checkouts! - Userguy44

2 Put items into other shoppers' trolleys

Oh, those tampons aren't mine. Eh never mind... - DamnFineCupOfCoffee

Imagine their shopping bill! - Britgirl

3 Shout "Hi I'm Barry Scott. Have you tried Cilit Bang lately?"

My brother has done this and was promptly told to "shut up! " - Britgirl

Hilarious

4 Give security guards the run around
5 Twerk at the checkouts
6 Stand at the checkout with an over-full trolley and refuse to let the person behind you who only has a newspaper, go first.

Nice list, Britgirl. Haha! Every item here was really funny. - Kiteretsunu

7 Just get to the checkout with a full trolley and tell the cashier you have forgotten something and don't return

I have seen people doing this - YanRocky

8 Criticize every item the person next to you has in their trolley

My dad does that a lot.

"Hey did you know sausages can bring you certain illnesses! "

Then I choose wether to hide somewhere or just walk pretending I don't know him. great list Britgirl! - keyson

9 Announce loudly that you have entered the wrong shop and that you should have gone to Specsavers

I'd really laugh if I heard this. - Britgirl

10 Tell the cashier to get a move on because you need the loo

The Contenders

11 Lie on a trolley, play dead, and get your friends to dress as surgeons and rush you across every aisle
12 Drop scoops of ice cream down random people's necks
13 Ask the cashier to order your items by probability of it killing you
14 Sing the GoCompare song
15 Sing the SpongeBob theme song over the loudspeaker
16 Push a shopping cart full speed into a shelf and see if the shelf falls over

If not a lot will fall over anyway. Run away right when it hits

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Top Remixes

1. Lie on a trolley, play dead, and get your friends to dress as surgeons and rush you across every aisle
2. Give security guards the run around
3. Drop scoops of ice cream down random people's necks
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1. Put items into other shoppers' trolleys
2. Take items out of other shoppers' trolleys
3. Shout "Hi I'm Barry Scott. Have you tried Cilit Bang lately?"
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