Top Ten Most Random Things to Do With an Apple

AnonymousChick Apples are the face of all fruits, but why not be creative with them?

The Top Ten

1 Paint your enemy's face on it and stab it

Yes, I would love to do that. - Fandom_Lover

And you don't get a fine for murder either,yay - Nateawesomeness

2 Make an apple baby

I wish the mother and father a happy life with it, - Nateawesomeness

3 Eat it pac man style (eat it in one bite)

Seeds. Can't do that. I don't want to black out the way Snow White did. - Fandom_Lover

4 Throw it at someone you hate
5 Go to the store with a rotten one and ask someone if they lost it
6 Make it your fake girl/boyfriend because you are forever alone
7 Shove it into your nutrition teacher's face and yell at him/her

I'm healthy so leave me alone! - AnonymousChick

8 Chop it up with a sword pretending that you are in fruit ninja
9 Dice it up real small and throw them at your friends one by one

I did this once, haha - Fandom_Lover

10 Glue it to a table so when someone tries to pick it up they can't

You could still eat it though. You'd just have to bend down and bite into it. But you'd look like an idiot making it a funny prank like Nateawesomeness said. - PianoQueen

That'll be a good prank - Nateawesomeness

The Contenders

11 Eat it like a normal person

That's no fun haha - donovanthorn

12 Clog it in the mouth of a turkey for dinner
13 Get into a rap battle with it
14 Beat it with a baseball bat like it owes you money
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