Top Ten Random Things for Guys to Hang On Their Hair
The Top Ten
1 A living skunk attached to a hippo's liver.
Adds spice to the atmosphere.
2 A wig.
Just in case someone needy desires it. Dashed decent of such a chap, I say.
3 False teeth.
Useless. Or is it?
4 A small firecracker.
5 A portable atom bomb.
6 A suitably dressed Martian.
As a companion. Will do?
7 A Double McSpicy.
Eat on the go! Mm...
8 A printout of a TopTens list.
Not any of mine. Your pals will tease you all the way down...
9 A school teacher
An educational trend. Likely to bloom? Perhaps.
Is that even possible!
10 A blackhole
"The Avengers 3: The Man With The Portable Blackhole Who Wrecked Chaos To The Barber Shop"
Unlikely...
The Contenders
11 A picture of Justin Bieber
12 His wife's dead body
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