Most Random Things That Happen In a Dream

The Top Ten

1 Riding a Purple Triceratops On the East Coast of Japan

Well, I know I know this one from somewhere...

2 Cleaning a Monkey In a Pink Dishwasher Under a Cave

3 Wearing a Cap & Robe While Riding a Dingo Off a Cliff

4 Training a Fire Breathing Squirrel In Germany

Well, if you're German, you might be training a fire-breathing squirrel from home. This would, in that scenario, at least be normal.

5 Jim Carrey Kills a Cat With an Explosive Potato

I was wondering what would happen in the new Dumb and Dumber...

6 A Fish Teaches a Horse How to Swim In Applesauce

7 You Share a Pillow Shaped Cake With a Flying Monkey So You Can Get Your Jacket Back

No! That's a ridiculous excuse for a ransom! I want both my jacket and the whole cake!

8 You Meet the King of Nacho Castle Who Is Actually a Speedy Cockroach

9 You Enter the Room of a Toad and He Gives You a Mango That Tastes Like Cranberries

Strangely enough, this was my exact dream last night.

10 Naruto Takes a Bubble Bath With You On a Choir Concert Stage

The Contenders

11 Zombie chases you throughout an abandoned mall

12 2 Versions of You Coexisting

13 Mom gives cousin a bath in a rice cooker

14 Anachronism

15 Mom rides horse in the kitchen

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