Top Ten Most Random Things to Happen While Waiting In a Line

The Top Ten

1 Everyone drops dead, so you can cut ahead

Then you buy a lime, 'because it only cost a dime...

2 A food fight breaks out

3 A clichéd action scene

A woman turns towards you from the checkout machine, shivers, and says, "It's in the bloody bagging area..."

4 You get knocked over and fall into a sewer, where you find pizza boxes and nunchucks.

5 Somebody taps your shoulder and says "You suck"

I feel like I would do that then run away screaming potatoes!

6 You see a magical pony flying through the sky

Haha that might of been me...

On a magical journey?

7 You win an award for longest wait time.

8 You feel cold air, and realize the Reaper is right behind you.

9 A rap battle happens in front of you

This or break dancing, u gotta admit, that would be pretty cool

10 Someone throws a shoe at you

Someone randomly threw their hat at me today, then I threw it across the room.

This IS weird.
Who throws just one shoe and keeps the other?

The Contenders

11 Everyone starts breakdancing

12 Everybody does the flop

13 You become a karate master and you karate kick everyone in front of you so that you can cut in line.

I don't know karate, but I do know another form of martial arts. I could probably do this (I'm black belt)

14 Everyone becomes cats and sing Friday

15 Someone pushes you out of the way so they could butt in line

16 The guy in your face turns around, slaps you, and goes behind you saying “goo goo gaga I want my mama”.

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