Top 10 Random Things the Prophet Cerealguy Has Warned You As You Stumble Upon This List

The prophet CerealGuy has awoken...protect him from the basket case of milks!
I have warn you with dozens subliminal messages as you stumble upon this list
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The Top Ten
1 The World Will End And There Is No Way You Can Stop It

2012 All over again

2 The World Would Be Overrun by Foreign People And Your City Would Have Stan In It

I don't want my country to have stan! (no offense)

3 The Masked Night Will Kidnap You And Will Put You to the Gas Chamber

Beware folks...the masked night will put you to the gas chamber for relaxing painful shower...

4 Your Family Member Would Die Because of Pooping Too Hard
5 Your Dignity Would Be Ruin Because You Read This List
6 You Will Never Have A Girlfriend

Yes folks you will never have a girlfriend...Cereal Guy told me that

7 Shrek Will Come to Your House And Rape You In Joy

Shrek is love Shrek is life

8 CerealGuy Will Make The Most Asinine Stupid List Ever

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