Top Ten Most Random Things to Put In a Top Ten List On TheTopTens

BKAllmighty
Everybody loves making random lists, right? Well, I've never done one before. So here's my shot, guys and gals! Good luck making sense out of this! Here is my list of the MOST RANDOM things to put in a RANDOM list on TheRANDOM... Er... Sorry. Got a bit carried away, just now. Let me restart. This list compiles the most random things one could ever put in a top tens list on TheTopTens.com! Please do what the following text tells you >>>

The Top Ten

1 The Almighty King of the Burger has re-captured his prize pizza falcon! Time for brunch, ladies!

A prize pizza falcon? I wonder if it's punch is like the captain of falcons - Nateawesomeness

I'm saying it anyway, well, in real life, haha just kidding. - EpicJake

To brunch or not to brunch.
That is not the question.

Da hell?

2 Jack in the box + Marmaduke + a Jackson Pollock painting = a slightly larger-than-usual green thumbtack

No. You did the math wrong. It's

A Taylor Swift complete hater + A TheTopTen list = The most awesome rulat.

3 !reeb fo selttob 88 ,llaw eht no reeb fo selttob 88

This thing makes no sense, I agree with this list. - EpicJake

Take one down, pass it around, you got 87 bottles of beer on the wall! I dunno how to type that backwards though. - RiverClanRocks

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4 Bleep! Squaggle squaggle froink, dingle.

This is what a toddler would say. - EpicJake

5 There are SO enough tambourines to construct a full-sized Prius. You ought not doubt me, Jenkins.
6 ABCDEFzonkHIJKLMNOquonk

Hello - PeeledBanana

7 Exceptional hot dogs, Mr. Bob Dobalena!
8 Exceptional liars are, are not, and are semi-occasionally named Jerry. Don't talk back. I speak for the trees!

This actually makes sense... In a weird way! - RaineSage

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9 Accorn pilots over the moon can spray you. Pack an umbrella.
10 Koala-bear says he don't need no extradition.

The Contenders

11 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian . He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet . ...read more.

When I first found him on the list of Most Evil People in History, I found it totally very random.

Who knew he (She*... My bad) would be on the list?

Yeah I see him on EVERY list - AlphaQ

This should be #1. - D0S

12 VOTE THIS ITEM UP TO NUMBER ONE!!! V 1 Comment
13 Beware of the Nutella! It killed my dog!

Maybe they SHOULD make a chocolate free nutella... - SpectralOwl

14 Where's DA BEEF? WHERE IS IT? V 2 Comments
15 Abbbbbbbbbbb V 1 Comment
16 I'm not sure what to add to this pointless list so I'll just add this

This is awesome and should be 1! - micahisthebest

17 Can you please ask the banana king to give me flying triple gooberry sundaes that eat rainbow narwhals?
18 Omg! A llama with life drain farts that doesn't do any damage!
19 Katara swallowed my landlord and my bunny ate bacon with Harry Potter
20 Watter bottle, Austin Powers, Smith & Weston, Poot.
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1. The Almighty King of the Burger has re-captured his prize pizza falcon! Time for brunch, ladies!
2. Jack in the box + Marmaduke + a Jackson Pollock painting = a slightly larger-than-usual green thumbtack
3. !reeb fo selttob 88 ,llaw eht no reeb fo selttob 88
BKAllmighty
1. The Almighty King of the Burger has re-captured his prize pizza falcon! Time for brunch, ladies!
2. Jack in the box + Marmaduke + a Jackson Pollock painting = a slightly larger-than-usual green thumbtack
3. !reeb fo selttob 88 ,llaw eht no reeb fo selttob 88
EpicJake
1. Bleep! Squaggle squaggle froink, dingle.
2. There are SO enough tambourines to construct a full-sized Prius. You ought not doubt me, Jenkins.
3. Exceptional liars are, are not, and are semi-occasionally named Jerry. Don't talk back. I speak for the trees!
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