Top Ten Most Random Things to Put In a Top Ten List On TheTopTens

Everybody loves making random lists, right? Well, I've never done one before. So here's my shot, guys and gals! Good luck making sense out of this! Here is my list of the MOST RANDOM things to put in a RANDOM list on TheRANDOM... Er... Sorry. Got a bit carried away, just now. Let me restart. This list compiles the most random things one could ever put in a top tens list on! Please do what the following text tells you >>>

The Top Ten

1 The Almighty King of the Burger has re-captured his prize pizza falcon! Time for brunch, ladies!

A prize pizza falcon? I wonder if it's punch is like the captain of falcons - Nateawesomeness

I'm saying it anyway, well, in real life, haha just kidding. - EpicJake

What list would this be on?

To brunch or not to brunch.
That is not the question.

2 Jack in the box + Marmaduke + a Jackson Pollock painting = a slightly larger-than-usual green thumbtack

No. You did the math wrong. It's

A Taylor Swift complete hater + A TheTopTen list = The most awesome rulat.

3 !reeb fo selttob 88 ,llaw eht no reeb fo selttob 88

This thing makes no sense, I agree with this list. - EpicJake

Take one down, pass it around, you got 87 bottles of beer on the wall! I dunno how to type that backwards though. - RiverClanRocks

88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer! =^v^=

! llaw eht no reeb fo selttob 78 tog uoy dnuora ti ssap nwod eno ekaT

4 Bleep! Squaggle squaggle froink, dingle.

This is what a toddler would say. - EpicJake

5 There are SO enough tambourines to construct a full-sized Prius. You ought not doubt me, Jenkins.
7 Exceptional hot dogs, Mr. Bob Dobalena!


8 Exceptional liars are, are not, and are semi-occasionally named Jerry. Don't talk back. I speak for the trees!

This actually makes sense... In a weird way! - RaineSage

The last part is what the lorax says. =^v^=

9 Accorn pilots over the moon can spray you. Pack an umbrella.
10 Koala-bear says he don't need no extradition.

The Contenders


No. - D0S

12 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

When I first found him on the list of Most Evil People in History, I found it totally very random.

Who knew he (She*... My bad) would be on the list?

Yeah I see him on EVERY list - AlphaQ

This should be #1. - D0S

13 Beware of the Nutella! It killed my dog!

Maybe they SHOULD make a chocolate free nutella... - SpectralOwl

14 Can you please ask the banana king to give me flying triple gooberry sundaes that eat rainbow narwhals?
15 Katara swallowed my landlord and my bunny ate bacon with Harry Potter
16 Where's DA BEEF? WHERE IS IT?

Yum, yum, Randy Blythe - JoLeKosovo

Oh it's from that ad...

I ate it

17 Abbbbbbbbbbb

It's not a rhyming scheme - Ananya

18 I'm not sure what to add to this pointless list so I'll just add this

This is awesome and should be 1! - micahisthebest

19 Omg! A llama with life drain farts that doesn't do any damage!
20 Marquee Moon - Television

Anything that can encourage more people to hear this fantastic song!

21 Watter bottle, Austin Powers, Smith & Weston, Poot.
22 Turquoise Rabbit Stinky Cheese Pixies
23 A potato flew in my room and it flew in to my mouth and I ate it
24 Please don't vote for this or you will perish

I was board so I just put this on here. =^v^=

I voted :3

25 I Will Beat You With a Picklefish Then Feed You to the Ewoks.I Can't Feed You to the T-Rex Because They Ate Their Vegetables

So strange

28 Freeeeeeeedddoooooooooommmmm
29 The Cupcakes Are Watching Me

lol what

31 A Hamster Ate My Landlord
32 H3110 T-H-E-R-E ¡ HoW a.r.e yOu ¿
33 Beezow Doo-Doo Zippity Bop Bop Bop
34 Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore I'm a potato


35 This is not an item

This is not a comment - SpectralOwl

36 Jesus Christ created this list
37 Give me some strawberry strayberry strawberry filling aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
38 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is TMNT. I think it should stand for Tunage Mucas Needle Teedles.

Because why not?

39 This is Bob. Bob runs, Bob jumps, Bob splat, Bob DEAD!!!
40 Hovering Toilet Seats
41 Can people stop being pandas, I can't stand cats.
42 Carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp carp
43 I'm not a person. I am an alien from Neptune disguised as a Kleenex sheet
44 I like turtles
45 Impeach Obama and Those Like Him
46 fdfdfdfdffdffdfdfdfdff
47 MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49 Ronald McDonald Ronald McDonald is a clown character used as the primary mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain.
50 Bob
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