Top Ten Random Things to Put In Your Will
The Top Ten
1 I, being of sound mind, leave my estate to that traffic light on Highway 34.
Well, whatever you say.
2 Give my estate to my children. Oh, heck, just keep it.
3 I wish to be buried with my teddy bear, in that my young son may be scared and alone
4 I wish to be buried in the Worlds' Largest Bouncy Ball, as I may be entertained when I shower
That's certainly a fascinating thought. Do say more.
5 I don't want to be cremated. I don't want to be buried. Just leave me on the side of the road.
6 Give this will to my dog. If he eats it, he owns everything. If he doesn't, then I imagine you probably will.
7 Blah, blah, blah. Hamburger fries chocolate. (ends here)
8 I leave everything to me. Ha! I have the last laugh! My son, you can never steal my fortune!
No free money. Son, work hard and I know you can somehow get a decent job though I doubt it myself.
9 Blue reminds me of pink, my favorite color, so bury me in blue blankets.
10 My funeral will be at a Justin Bieber concert
The Contenders
11 I want a solid diamond gravestone
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