Top Ten Random Things to Say After Saying the Phrase "May I Have Your Attention Please"
If I ever become principal of a school, this is the first thing I will do
I knew this was gonna be number 1.
We're gonna have a problem here.
In the words of Patrick.
Oh yeah, and if she has a hundred bucks in her pocket, that's mine. I want my money back.
I think he will be screaming in pain and will fall on the floor crying
That must be brave of you to admit that...
Just go to the ER
They all lost their virginity in the International Space Station.
Well, who knows what really happened to Captain Oates?
You're awesome if you know what I'm referencing
This is the 14th most popular thing people say? Not the people on these websites...
I actually am I huge fan of Justin Bieber, so that is true.
Perfect prank for your workers!
Nobody's doing it with you then
Imagine if a woman said this...
Whoever says this is brave.
Oh, me too! Though I'm Jeff the Killer!
Once you're older, you'll know better.
I'm sorry.
Put it on your hand and lick it off!
But I wasn't trying to say Donald Trump's
LOL funniest one on here!
Try it steamed.