Top Ten Random Things to Say to Captain America

The Top Ten

1 That's the face of a god damn hero right there

2 Stare into the eyes of patriotism

3 Yeah, you're really determined

4 Ceramic egg!

5 Don't talk s*** about total

6 Hey old timer, how's your hammer hanging?

7 You can do a backflip? Big deal

8 You motherf*****, I'm gonna F****** beat the S*** out of you!

9 Ow! My dick!

10 Damn, you're old

The Contenders

11 You're totally lifelike

12 Well if it isn't Captain Canada!

Nah, this would be the most embarrassing thing to say.

13 What if I told you that your entire life is a series of low-budget comic books?

14 How'd you get that 8 pack?

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