Most Random Things to Say In a Conversation

The Top Ten

1 And that's penny with a capital P

THIS is the dumbest list I have ever seen

2 Look out! Here comes my rhinoceros.

P s I don't have a rhinoceros

3 My socks have George Clooney on them

How nice for you.

4 Yes, yes, 17

If you're bored, just say yes to the first question, them yes, then 17

5 No, my pimento factory is awesome. Don't ever say it's not

Laugh out loud I hate pimentos but they're so random

6 Do I smell burning mushrooms?
7 Llamas shaving contests begin in 20 minutes! I gotta go

I will probably not say this - PositronWildhawk

8 Pick up a banana and say my dad just called

One time I did this in school.

9 Mulligan stew cheetos!

This would be weird for pop tart favors

10 Like my shirt? I found it in the john

This totally catches people off guard

The Contenders

11 I agree people need to drive cupcake cars while eating grilled shoes.
12 No offense, but you stink.
13 Obama has put on weight, hasn't he?
14 Did you steal my pearls? Hey, Sherlock, find where this damn fool hid 'em!
15 But frankly, I liked it when you put perfume instead of rotten egg powder.
16 Poop smells bad and so does your butt

My Asian relatives are so gross they constantly talk about little kids’ poop all the time >

17 Anything toilet-humor related

My Asian relatives like to talk about gross topics like kids’ butts, poop, pee, diapers, private parts, etc ALL THE TIME.

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