Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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181 One time when I was sitting outside my neighbor waved to me so I waved back and my brother walked outside naked while eating a moist tomatoe... it was really moist.

I said this to my boyfriend and laughed his ass off

182 Have a sandwich it'll be alright V 2 Comments
183 I crapped myself on a sandwich, cha ching cha chung. V 2 Comments
184 I'm Undyne and I'm piling on the smooches V 1 Comment
185 I left my pen at home, save my spot OK? I will be back in three hours.

I said this to the person behind me in a line, and they just stared at me for a few secondds before almost spitting on my face from laughing

186 Sexual

Sexually inappropriate/hilarious at the same time

187 Purple pickles offend me

This is faboolis

Me too

188 Sniff my butt!
189 Help me! I'm being chased by chicken headed carrots!

yes

190 I like boobies.

how is that random? hehehehe - SmoothCriminal

191 Shut up. I'm busy feeling unpeeled grapes to my sofa.
192 Fish taco!

Very random especially in restaurants that don't serve them.

193 Stay calmer when you want to harm a llama call a llama farmer

After that serenade him with this song...
Happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama.

194 You're too Star Butterfly to be Mabel

Sounds like a 5 year old put this here

Well I love it & that 5 year old would be smart

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195 Oh snap! There is ketchup levitating over your head!
196 I sit on dead flies

I really do so this is offensive

197 You know, my refrigerator is wearing panties right now.

Okay, aren't all the panties too big for a fridge to wear. - anonygirl

198 Messy birds in garlic soda berries
199 On April 27, people of my religion asking "Are you the Lemon?" When someone says that they're the Lemon, they're chained up and forced to say "Monkeys tell no lies" 482 times to Journey's Greatest Hits.

Only on April 27th for you? Lucky. This happens every Wednesday and Friday for me.

I meant to say "People of my religion ASK 'Are you the Lemon? ' ". I submitted it off my iPod, so I couldn't tell if there were any mistakes or not.

That's a very specific number

200 I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

Gotta include that it's quoted from"the late great colonel Sanders"

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