Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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181 I sit on dead flies

I really do so this is offensive

182 You know, my refrigerator is wearing panties right now.

Okay, aren't all the panties too big for a fridge to wear. - anonygirl

183 Shut up. I'm busy feeling unpeeled grapes to my sofa.
184 Messy birds in garlic soda berries
185 On April 27, people of my religion asking "Are you the Lemon?" When someone says that they're the Lemon, they're chained up and forced to say "Monkeys tell no lies" 482 times to Journey's Greatest Hits.

I meant to say "People of my religion ASK 'Are you the Lemon? ' ". I submitted it off my iPod, so I couldn't tell if there were any mistakes or not.

Only on April 27th for you? Lucky. This happens every Wednesday and Friday for me.

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186 I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

Gotta include that it's quoted from"the late great colonel Sanders"

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187 I swear I didn't remove the padding in your brassiere!

Okay, I am going to dare someone to say this to some random girl next year.

188 There's a purple mushroom in my backyard singing tacos.

Cool pinto beans! I have a rainbow mushroom, SO THERE!

189 I sell kids on eBay... want one? They're on sale

I said this to my friend and she was going crazy and said "WHAT REALLY"

I imagine my 14 year old brother saying this, for no reason at all. - funnyuser

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190 I have a pet cactus named Charlie Daveyson V 1 Comment
191 Every knees bent, ass out. Arms out. Then you're ready to play volleyball
192 1 hour is more than 1 minute V 1 Comment
193 One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor

You mean one does not simply walk into a door? - AlphaQ

Shadow of Mordor #Lord of the Rings

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194 My dad is my grandad V 3 Comments
195 My name is Cornelius and I like being sat on. I was a pillow in my pre-existence. V 1 Comment
196 Fat! Focus...
197 I kissed a banana and it walked away from me.

That sad, sad moment when you get rejected by a banana - PeachyBlast

198 I still use Windows 98. And that computer likes to squish babies' heads.

LOL! - anonygirl

199 I found lemonade in the toilet.
200 I have a zombie in my head!
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