Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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181 Sexual

Sexually inappropriate/hilarious at the same time

182 You know, I always liked being folded and put in an envelope. V 1 Comment
183 Purple pickles offend me

This is faboolis

Me too

184 Oh my god a guy just ate a sandwich
185 I like boobies.

how is that random? hehehehe - SmoothCriminal

186 Communism

Its funny because of Russia

This is a Sam

187 Have a sandwich it'll be alright V 2 Comments
188 I crapped myself on a sandwich, cha ching cha chung. V 2 Comments
189 I'm Undyne and I'm piling on the smooches V 1 Comment
190 I left my pen at home, save my spot OK? I will be back in three hours.

I said this to the person behind me in a line, and they just stared at me for a few secondds before almost spitting on my face from laughing

191 I sit on dead flies

I really do so this is offensive

192 Sniff my butt!
193 You know, my refrigerator is wearing panties right now.

Okay, aren't all the panties too big for a fridge to wear. - anonygirl

194 Help me! I'm being chased by chicken headed carrots!


195 Shut up. I'm busy feeling unpeeled grapes to my sofa.
196 Fish taco!

Very random especially in restaurants that don't serve them.

197 Stay calmer when you want to harm a llama call a llama farmer

After that serenade him with this song...
Happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama.

198 You're too Star Butterfly to be Mabel

Sounds like a 5 year old put this here

Well I love it & that 5 year old would be smart

V 1 Comment
199 Oh snap! There is ketchup levitating over your head!
200 Messy birds in garlic soda berries
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