Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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221 Is there hot sauce in space? V 2 Comments
222 Look, a penis enlargement ad V 1 Comment
223 Potato V 1 Comment
224 I am Herbert Hoover president of pink bananas
225 Just kitten! *Meow*
226 Pop Goes the Weasel
227 I Hate Wearing Extra Large Pants. It Makes Me Look Like I Have a Boner When I Sit Down
228 There's 6 apples and 29 pencils, how many pancakes did she eat?

None , the pencils were mean to her and gave her rabies . - funnyuser

V 1 Comment
229 Today, we learn how to count in Spanish! Okay; Juan, Juan Pablo, Juan Jr, Juanita! And ...Bob.

...I died! I will say this to my friend.

Juan is 1, Juan Pablo is 2, and so on... :P
Also say, "Somebody call NINE JUAN JAUN! "

230 I had an eyelash named Simon... I killed him. V 3 Comments
231 Ejaculative forces.
232 Could you hold my cocaine while I tie my shoes?
233 There, the turtles are dead V 2 Comments
234 I will fart on all the baby's of earth. V 1 Comment
235 Look out there's a flying pancake!!!

This is a great distraction, I used it when playing soccer. The guy actually said," Where? " By then I made a goal. The guy was 15.

V 1 Comment
236 Yo mama!
237 Spontaneous combustion runs in my family, please be careful. V 1 Comment
238 It is 2017, but I still use a Windows 95.
239 I am not taller than you!

A few years ago, I said this to a lady who thought for longest time that I was taller than she was. She ended up comparing height to me, and she was actually taller than I was (she was not wearing heels). She then said that I looked taller than I really was. - anonygirl

240 Shush... he's watching us! V 1 Comment
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