Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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221 I have a zombie in my head!
222 Remember those black dots that used to come out of corners and attack you?

You mean the potato people? They talk to me in my sleep...

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223 Farts are like fat people... they never stop stinking!

I don't like this phrase. Plus farts do eventually stop stinking so jokes on u hoe

Laugh out loud I said this to my fat friend itg was so funny! Very good

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224 Is there hot sauce in space? V 2 Comments
225 Look, a penis enlargement ad V 1 Comment
226 Potato V 1 Comment
227 I am Herbert Hoover president of pink bananas
228 Just kitten! *Meow*
229 Pop Goes the Weasel
230 I'm a barbie girl, in a cat...
231 I Hate Wearing Extra Large Pants. It Makes Me Look Like I Have a Boner When I Sit Down
232 Today, we learn how to count in Spanish! Okay; Juan, Juan Pablo, Juan Jr, Juanita! And ...Bob.

...I died! I will say this to my friend.

Juan is 1, Juan Pablo is 2, and so on... :P
Also say, "Somebody call NINE JUAN JAUN! "

233 I had an eyelash named Simon... I killed him.

Same but mines was named Billy

This would be so funny. - HaydenFullwright

And then I lost him. - funnyuser


234 Ejaculative forces.
235 There, the turtles are dead V 2 Comments
236 I will fart on all the baby's of earth. V 1 Comment
237 Look out there's a flying pancake!!!

This is a great distraction, I used it when playing soccer. The guy actually said," Where? " By then I made a goal. The guy was 15.

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238 Yo mama!
239 Are things things because things, or are things things because life and other things?

Be sure to say very wistfully, as if you are pondering the meaning of life.

Wow, told this to my boyfriend, and he said I was going crazy.

This is actually very deep if you think about it

Hmmm maybe - Ananya

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240 It is 2017, but I still use a Windows 95.
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