Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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221 Look out there's a flying pancake!!!

This is a great distraction, I used it when playing soccer. The guy actually said," Where? " By then I made a goal. The guy was 15.

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222 Yo mama!
223 Are things things because things, or are things things because life and other things?

Be sure to say very wistfully, as if you are pondering the meaning of life.

Wow, told this to my boyfriend, and he said I was going crazy.

This is actually very deep if you think about it

Hmmm maybe - Ananya

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224 Spontaneous combustion runs in my family, please be careful. V 1 Comment
225 It is 2017, but I still use a Windows 95.
226 The strawberry ice cream I ate caused me to start my period.

Apparently pink fluids cause you to bleed. Or maybe it was a coincidence. Either way. - anonygirl

227 I am not taller than you!

A few years ago, I said this to a lady who thought for longest time that I was taller than she was. She ended up comparing height to me, and she was actually taller than I was (she was not wearing heels). She then said that I looked taller than I really was. - anonygirl

228 Shush... he's watching us! V 1 Comment
229 The Kumbuchu mushroom people sitting around all day!

I love Sugar by System of a Down!

230 Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? V 2 Comments
231 I AM BEOWULF!!!!!!!!!
232 There is a monkey in me
233 Heller Keller it's Jerry Maguire

What if Helen Keller tried to rob a house?

234 Woah! i was just kitten! *Meow* don't pull out your gun now.
235 Hey! Don't Skype, the sniper rifle might shoot!
236 I like shorts, they're easy and comfy to wear V 2 Comments
237 I'm a barbie girl, in a cat...
238 I has cheeseburger. V 3 Comments
239 Mushrooms in my pants falling to the ground
240 I am French, would you like to see my wee wee!
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