Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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221 Just kitten! *Meow*
222 Pop Goes the Weasel
223 I Hate Wearing Extra Large Pants. It Makes Me Look Like I Have a Boner When I Sit Down
224 There's 6 apples and 29 pencils, how many pancakes did she eat?

None , the pencils were mean to her and gave her rabies . - funnyuser

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225 Today, we learn how to count in Spanish! Okay; Juan, Juan Pablo, Juan Jr, Juanita! And ...Bob.

...I died! I will say this to my friend.

Juan is 1, Juan Pablo is 2, and so on... :P
Also say, "Somebody call NINE JUAN JAUN! "

226 I had an eyelash named Simon... I killed him. V 3 Comments
227 Ejaculative forces.
228 Could you hold my cocaine while I tie my shoes?
229 There, the turtles are dead V 2 Comments
230 I will fart on all the baby's of earth. V 1 Comment
231 Look out there's a flying pancake!!!

This is a great distraction, I used it when playing soccer. The guy actually said," Where? " By then I made a goal. The guy was 15.

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232 Yo mama!
233 Are things things because things, or are things things because life and other things?

Be sure to say very wistfully, as if you are pondering the meaning of life.

Wow, told this to my boyfriend, and he said I was going crazy.

This is actually very deep if you think about it

Hmmm maybe - Ananya

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234 It is 2017, but I still use a Windows 95.
235 I am not taller than you!

A few years ago, I said this to a lady who thought for longest time that I was taller than she was. She ended up comparing height to me, and she was actually taller than I was (she was not wearing heels). She then said that I looked taller than I really was. - anonygirl

236 Shush... he's watching us! V 1 Comment
237 The Kumbuchu mushroom people sitting around all day!

I love Sugar by System of a Down!

238 Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? V 2 Comments
239 I AM BEOWULF!!!!!!!!!
240 There is a monkey in me
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