Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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261 Ya know, goats are like mushrooms... if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters V 1 Comment
262 Liking pie is one thing, but marrying one is the same
263 Once Slenderman rode a magical unicorn to find the man-eating grape juice and eat cheese.

What the heck? My friend is going to crack up when he hears this.

264 Who wants to suck my mustard?!
265 I have purple cow named Jeff and he can fly V 1 Comment
266 I would offer you a big mac, but I've no burgers nor beef.
267 Cannibal babies... V 1 Comment
268 I want to brush your hair with my feet.
269 That Potato is So Majestic

You should see the documentaries of the majestic Potato. They're really great.

Lol I like majestic potatoes a lot

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270 Shush, the spirits are speaking to me.

Ok, Ah Ha, oh yeah. * a person walks up to you, " are you...* shut up I'm speaking to the spirits about you ha! You mess with the spirits you mess with me!

271 I smell like beef
272 Ladies and gentlemen, I have a massive mancrush on Nemo from Finding Nemo. He's hot!

I told my mom this and she said YOUR WEIRD

273 I want an eraser sandwich with garlic and a wig on top, and a glass of wine filled with chocolate sauce to go with it.

I'm olaf and I eat gay fire trucks when they hump flamingo nose hairs

274 I am the master of the science of Pluto, therefore I know the lyrics to all songs of the soda genre. So, ask me a question about Borderlands 2.
275 Have you seen my dog? He's naked!
276 Marco - Polo V 1 Comment
277 Oh no, the kitchen is on fire again!!!!!!!

This has happened to my aunt before

278 OMG a camel!

I said this when we where at lunch

279 Eureka!
280 I love Spooderman!
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