Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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261 Ladies and gentlemen, I have a massive mancrush on Nemo from Finding Nemo. He's hot!

I told my mom this and she said YOUR WEIRD

262 I want an eraser sandwich with garlic and a wig on top, and a glass of wine filled with chocolate sauce to go with it.

I'm olaf and I eat gay fire trucks when they hump flamingo nose hairs

263 I am the master of the science of Pluto, therefore I know the lyrics to all songs of the soda genre. So, ask me a question about Borderlands 2.
264 Have you seen my dog? He's naked!
265 Marco - Polo V 1 Comment
266 Oh no, the kitchen is on fire again!!!!!!!

This has happened to my aunt before

267 OMG a camel!

I said this when we where at lunch

268 Eureka!
269 I love Spooderman!
270 What do you know my butt buddy is online
271 Don't worry! I'm a Doctor!

Well maybe your handwriting is...

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272 The light! It's... too... bright...

Can someone please turn the sun off?

273 Dude... I think I ate my turtle

So having some digestion issues? - Ananya

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274 Dude sniff my armpit hairs

It's an emergency! They smell good! - funnyuser

275 It wasn't me. The cactus did it.

I'm gonna say that every time I fart...

276 The llama says obey

And... happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama

I got another random phrase: my llama tap dances on the ceiling to get balloons to talk to it

This makes me think often Morgan Freeman

Honestly I am bad at thinking of random phrases

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277 Eat a Chair
278 I Hate Wearing Extra Large Pants. It Makes Me Look Like I Have a Boner When I Sit Down
279 Stop touching me with your mineral
280 I'm not staring at you! I'm blind!
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