Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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281 Eureka!
282 I love Spooderman!
283 What do you know my butt buddy is online
284 Don't worry! I'm a Doctor!

Well maybe your handwriting is...

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285 The light! It's... too... bright...

Can someone please turn the sun off?

286 Dude... I think I ate my turtle

So having some digestion issues? - Ananya

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287 Dude sniff my armpit hairs

It's an emergency! They smell good! - funnyuser

288 It wasn't me. The cactus did it.

I'm gonna say that every time I fart...

289 The llama says obey

And... happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama

I got another random phrase: my llama tap dances on the ceiling to get balloons to talk to it

This makes me think often Morgan Freeman

Honestly I am bad at thinking of random phrases

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290 Eat a Chair
291 Have you seen yourself?
292 Stop touching me with your mineral
293 Guys! I'm not dying! Which means I'm alive!
294 Ni ni ni ni ni ni bat-man bat-man ni ni ni ni ni
295 Have you heard of, 'superhyglocys'? It's a rare disease when you keep on aging backwards. When you reach the age of 1, you turn to a chicken and villagers eat you!
296 I'm a Freemanist. I prey to Morgan Freeman every day. Yesterday he told me to eat myself so that I could go to heaven with him... He's a god.
297 No! Not the fish of Death!

You should have never swam in my waters Sincerely, the fish

298 You should use glue stick instead of Chapstick.

Lmaoo ha ha ha I'm gonna say that to a girl at my table who talks a lot

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299 Guess what ? Chicken butt ! Hahahahaha !

My brother says this to me a lot.

300 I have a guy friend that I like and we kisses! And then I said I like bunnies and Bunnie Fluffs!
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