Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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21 Pole Dancing Ducks

Okay, first, search Beastie Boys To All The Girls. Then sing this song in the crowd. But this. Is also funny and random. I SAW THIS ONCE.

Lol. Hip hop pigeons

22 Compass is a microphone who can really eat things aether

OOHH. Haha I get it

23 A balloon just flew out my ass

Haha I literally laugh out loud and my husband ask why I told him what it says and he thought I was dumb laugh out loud. Very funny for me!

Excuse me teacher... my but plug fell out can I go use the restroom and up the size

Laugh out loud you have made my day..

Amazing. just amazing

V 9 Comments
24 You know what day it is? Monday!

Lol I did that to my brother and he still hates me for it

Guess what? It is monday!

No. Who would say that. Monday's are horrible

No this is Patrick

V 2 Comments
25 "What is the difference between an orange? A bicycle, because pants have no sleeves."

The answer can't be butter if sausages ate donald duck..In fact, burgers ate the letter red because of this.

I told my friend this... He just walked away...

This made me hard. Thanks!


V 5 Comments
26 I like juggling teddy bears while breakdancing to the sound of a dishwasher!

This is hilarious

Same except... I don't know how to breakdance... or juggle but yes

My mom laught her ass of when I said it in the super market

My man!

V 1 Comment
27 Yay! We're all gonna die! I'm so happy!

If someone said that he would be right. We would all die because we laughed so hard. YAY! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'M SO HAPPY! - Abc123vote

After a long interval you can become the people.. So why let it go... Enjoy the life... But it don't meant that waste it... Enjoy with your aim...

Awesomeness! I don't know why I like this one so much... but I do... but don't die... then you won't be able to come up with another awesome Random Thing To Say...

I broke into hysterics over this one. - HaydenFullwright

V 8 Comments
28 Cock

In your bum bum


I love cock


V 1 Comment
29 I think I have forgotten how to breathe

Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe... - Elina

Say in a raspy voice

I can't breathe!

Mmmm, I know how it feels

V 3 Comments
30 I like porkchops!

I like trains

Why isn't this number one? X,D - VoidSense

I like pigs

31 Full on zeppelin hands
32 "I'm breaking up with you, it's just too hard"

I thought people usually like that...:P - Ananya

Lmao. That's what she said.

Ok! *breaks the Up CD* - AlphaQ

33 Physics! V 2 Comments
34 I like cheese. V 3 Comments
35 If guns don't kill people, but humans kill people, toasters don't toast, toast toasts toast?

This made me laugh out loud, I love it

If people kill people, not guns, then food heats up food, not microwaves. - anonygirl

Lol that was hilarious

It makes sense to say "toust toasts toast"

V 4 Comments
36 My cat's name is mittens!
37 I once made a pop-up book about charades! V 1 Comment
38 Walls aren't the men who eat cake

This is so random. I love it, I'm a pretty random person.

Yummy... walls are so tasty though

V 3 Comments
39 My penis is on fire.

Wait, are you taking it that way, or the other way?

I beat mine with a brick to put the fire out, don't worry both are pretty hard...

My balls are toasted thanks to a banana name Rekcufrehtom. - AlphaQ

AAA! Find some water and put it out! - anonygirl

V 8 Comments
40 This is a great jumping song

Cock is my favorite flavor of popcicle


JUMP AROUND!... JUMP AROUND! - FernandoLemon

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1. You know what day it is? Monday!
2. I like juggling teddy bears while breakdancing to the sound of a dishwasher!
3. I once made a pop-up book about charades!
1. Allahu Akbar
2. Cock
3. Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.
1. A giant baby head squished Obama
2. You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?
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