Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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41 And I like Windows 98!

It's nice that you respect the past, especially with computer systems. - anonygirl

42 My name is Doof and you'll do what I'll say whoop whoop

In my school someone actually said this in the lunchtime concert.

My name is zod I am here to kill

It should be on the top man!


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43 Gotta go fast!

My llama says gotta reach a higher velocity

It made my friends laugh

That's what she said.

44 Yee

Yee I be your mother

Yes my child

45 Buenos nachos, seƱorita.

Ha...that's funny...nachos...haha *awkwardly laughs*

46 Britgirl and Positronwildhawk are in love.

They probably do not know who those people are. - anonygirl

I'm IN LOVE WIT the COCO. - AlphaQ

47 That's great. Can I have some jam?

This works for EVERYTHING!

Sorry, but I do not have any. - anonygirl

Banta for days


48 Can you MMMMMEEEOOOWWW like that very strange looking lampost? Lampost, show 'em! *MEOW*

This is very weird. I LOVE THIS! - funnyuser

Exact example of my life

I almost fainted.

That's a car derp._.

49 Dolphin Fell On Tree Therefore I Am Related to Cake.

This is very random. - funnyuser

I like this one a lot it is totally pineapple pancakes with Lincoln with Abraham

When I eat strawberry flavored cheese cake I fart

I'm gonna start saying this

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50 No, I'm not a cheese well
51 Pickles!

Sounds like something SpongeBob would say. - anonygirl

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52 This is Sparta!

Then you kick somebody

No, this is Patrick

My dick says this in the morning...

Leonidas 's eyes Popping out and yelling
"THIS IS SPARTA! " - Ananya

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53 I need to pee!

I found lemonade in the toilet too!

54 Everyone freeze! The T-Rex's can't see us if we don't move!

lol I can just see the faces of "wtf? " - usmc650736

I said that once in an elevator... you wouldn't believe how many people looked around.. hee hee! X3

I tried this once. You wouldn't believe how many people looked around.

I am so going to try that! :) so funny

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55 1+2=4
56 Do you want to eat me?

Sorry, but humans do not taste good. - anonygirl

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57 Spotto V 2 Comments
58 You know what day it is? Monday!

Lol I did that to my brother and he still hates me for it

Guess what? It is monday!

No. Who would say that. Monday's are horrible

No this is Patrick

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59 Fine dining. V 1 Comment
60 Village reverse monkey salsa

Best thing to say when you don't know what else to say

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