Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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121 "Sir have you seen my hooker? She has big boobs, a large ass and says she is sick of looking at my storkerish face? Can you help me out with this?" V 1 Comment
122 I will hit you like a wrecking ball V 1 Comment
123 Does your fridge say √Čkeefo√≤ when you open it?

For some reason I laughed so much. HAHA! - funnyuser

124 I am a wall.

If you're a wall, then I'm Trump

It made my cousin laugh

This needs to be higher

If you are a wall then stop walking into me and making me stub my toe because that herts. o and by the way when you walk behind me it might be funny to you but it is Embarrassing to me

V 3 Comments
125 Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?

Horse radish is not an instrument ether

You didn't know?!?! - Ananya


126 You're a lizard, Harry.

I love harry potter!

You're a blizzard Harry.

I love Harry Potter to


uh ya well your a harry wizard

V 1 Comment
127 You're a wizard Harry
128 Would you like my sleeping bag better if a sparkly, magic pega-corn was eating it?

I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message

I annoyed my brother AND LOVE every MINUTE OF IT

129 There's a snake in my boot. V 3 Comments
130 Dumbledore!??! Is that you?!

No idea why but this made a laugh more than it should.

He is not real.

*runs into a quite room and yell* There's a troll in the dungeon, a troll in the dungeon. I thought you should know" *walks out slowly and quitly

131 Roses are poop, violets are.... Never mind!

.. anyone would mind - Ananya

I love it lol

132 Shhh, the pencils are resting
133 Can you imagine a purple banana jumping on a trampoline while eating cheese sauce?

Is that even a question it's a obvious yes

The sad thing is, yes. Yes I can.

... Yeah, I totally can.

Yup. I just did.

V 2 Comments
134 If I can't roast a monkey with a green wagon, then when will Christians poop on forks?

What the actual crap does that mean

V 1 Comment
135 Paint me like one of your French girls and get the hell out of my office.

My brother asked me for my controller charger, I told him this

136 Siriusly?
137 Baby, baby, ohh...

I thought you'd always be mine. The song is so dumb.

138 Excuse me. That was me...
139 I can see that you are confused. (say this next line yelling) Stop it you are too confusing to me!
140 Overtime? V 1 Comment
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