Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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121 I'm gonna cry.
122 *Tap on the person's shoulder* Imma be lurkin yer bushes. Ssss.....

Hahahaha. I have a friend who would do this.

V 2 Comments
123 Have you seen the Fighting Pudding? He peeled Banana Head and made Onion cry.

Sounds like a pretty buff Fighting Pudding. - funnyuser

124 A zombie ate my brainsssss but they were nice and replaced it with a peanut! Now me and the zombie are friends. V 1 Comment
125 Does your fridge say √Čkeefo√≤ when you open it?

For some reason I laughed so much. HAHA! - funnyuser

126 I am a wall.

If you're a wall, then I'm Trump

It made my cousin laugh

This needs to be higher

If you are a wall then stop walking into me and making me stub my toe because that herts. o and by the way when you walk behind me it might be funny to you but it is Embarrassing to me

V 3 Comments
127 You're a wizard Harry
128 Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?

Horse radish is not an instrument ether

You didn't know?!?! - Ananya


129 You're a lizard, Harry.

I love harry potter!

You're a blizzard Harry.

I love Harry Potter to


uh ya well your a harry wizard

V 1 Comment
130 Would you like my sleeping bag better if a sparkly, magic pega-corn was eating it?

I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message

I annoyed my brother AND LOVE every MINUTE OF IT

131 Shhh, the pencils are resting
132 Dumbledore!??! Is that you?!

No idea why but this made a laugh more than it should.

He is not real.

*runs into a quite room and yell* There's a troll in the dungeon, a troll in the dungeon. I thought you should know" *walks out slowly and quitly

133 Roses are poop, violets are.... Never mind!

.. anyone would mind - Ananya

I love it lol

134 Can you imagine a purple banana jumping on a trampoline while eating cheese sauce?

Is that even a question it's a obvious yes

The sad thing is, yes. Yes I can.

... Yeah, I totally can.

I imagined it. - HaydenFullwright

V 3 Comments
135 If I can't roast a monkey with a green wagon, then when will Christians poop on forks?

What the actual crap does that mean

V 1 Comment
136 There's a snake in my boot. V 3 Comments
137 Siriusly?
138 Baby, baby, ohh...

I thought you'd always be mine. The song is so dumb.

139 Paint me like one of your French girls and get the hell out of my office.

My brother asked me for my controller charger, I told him this

140 Overtime? V 1 Comment
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