Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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141 Once I went swimming in glue, then I ate my ears and nose

How did they taste?

142 My butt be big
143 Mmmmmm oven chips...
144 Is this the entrance to the drive-through? Anyone?

I'm Donald Trump.. And I approve this message

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145 "Look at That Thing, it Looks Like a Freakin' Bigfoooooooot

I said this to my brother and he freaked out...HE LOVES BIGFOOT

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146 Deaugh!
147 When I jumped over a rainbow, I snagged my tablecloth on a glittery rug.
148 I'm a princess from Mars, and I eat rocks and poop trees

That is very random - Imreallyboredrightnow

149 State Your Business, Citizen
150 Hey everyone!
151 I will poop on all of you V 2 Comments
152 Purple monkey dishwasher V 1 Comment
153 Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.

You got it wrong! It's... SOFT KITTY, WARM KITTY, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.

Or... happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama

Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.

It's from the Big Bang theory

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154 Why do pink dolphins that suffer from delfiniphobia lack the containment of small watermelons while they engulfed in boiling acid concealed deep within the Southern Hemisphere of earth?

I have to memorize this and ask it to one of my friends out of the blue! It's going to b so fun-ay!

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155 I think I gonna be sick!
156 You Don't Need a Dead Baby? Then Why Did You Go to Best Buy?

Wanna work at Best Buy now...

157 SHUT UP!!!!
158 Do the Wisconsin cheese farmer dance!
159 I thought I could teach the pencil box how to talk but.... I failed.

I'm gonna say this next time I'm in a crowd. - Catlover2004

Ha lol

160 If you traveling 5 mph upstream how many pancakes does it take to ghetto the moon on Thursday morning

No, this is patrick

It takes 1 billion pancakes, a boat, and a spaceship. - funnyuser

I think we have just summed up common core math

Really no I'm patrick

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