Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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141 Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.

You got it wrong! It's... SOFT KITTY, WARM KITTY, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.

Or... happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama

Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.

It's from the Big Bang theory

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142 Why do pink dolphins that suffer from delfiniphobia lack the containment of small watermelons while they engulfed in boiling acid concealed deep within the Southern Hemisphere of earth?

I have to memorize this and ask it to one of my friends out of the blue! It's going to b so fun-ay!

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143 You Don't Have Any Snickers in Your Shopping Cart

That's an astute observation sir. Bravo, 1 vote.

144 Do the Wisconsin cheese farmer dance!
145 I thought I could teach the pencil box how to talk but.... I failed.

I'm gonna say this next time I'm in a crowd. - Catlover2004

Ha lol

146 If you traveling 5 mph upstream how many pancakes does it take to ghetto the moon on Thursday morning

It takes 1 billion pancakes, a boat, and a spaceship. - funnyuser

I think we have just summed up common core math

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147 Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? Not really I want your kid

! This is funny

I like kids hehe heh

Stalker I'm a bou sory spling err agen

148 I like to fry up babies and pretend they're sizzling bacon.

This shouldn't be on this list. - funnyuser

Does it taste good?

149 Get dunked on!

That one moment when you trust Sans too much and you get this ending
This is why I'm never going to do Genocide in like, ever

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150 I left my vagina in Antarctica.

Oh no! You better go get it before it's lost forever! - anonygirl

I love vagina

151 Squidward's nose is funny
152 Oh my god! You're one of them! *back away slowly*

Tried this but after you say it pretend to trip and crawl away slowly

Totally going to do tiz

I have done this and it is the funniest ever

153 I love the smell of a baby's burning flesh in the morning. *Sigh*

Laugh out loud I dunno why but this made me laugh so hard

I don't know why but every time I laugh so hard

Haha, you sadist

Same.

154 I like taking hot bath tubs with my cat

Your gonna hurt it! Who are you, Trevor!

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155 It's a pickle. It's a pet. It's a pickle pet

This is so stupid its funny

No it is a fuzzy pickle

I would say this

Love it

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156 I was sleeping inside of the cats lip until it started raining folders made of tacos.

I snotted soda out my nose in a Chipotle when it was really quiet.

157 Sleeping on the floor with a purple blankies is my favourite hobby. What is Fred Flintstone's?
158 Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.

That is a song title off a Pink Floyd album called "animals"

Actually, its from Floyd's Umma Gumma album. It is the title of the song as well

159 That one was moist!

I don't know why but this reminded me of farting. -Your mom

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160 If you poop it will most likely fly back up your butt and take over your mind!

OH MY GOSH!, IMAGINE POOP CONTROLLING YOUR EVERY MOVE... WHAT WOULD you DO? LIE IN A TOILET BOWL?

ABSOLUTE BEST ONE, I use it a lot and works perfectly!

I can relate to this so much

Haha laugh out loud yes that is funny. :P what would you do if poop took over your mind?

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