Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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141 When I jumped over a rainbow, I snagged my tablecloth on a glittery rug.
142 I'm a princess from Mars, and I eat rocks and poop trees

That is very random - Imreallyboredrightnow

143 State Your Business, Citizen
144 Hey everyone!
145 Purple monkey dishwasher V 1 Comment
146 My butt be big
147 Mmmmmm oven chips...
148 I think I gonna be sick!
149 You Don't Need a Dead Baby? Then Why Did You Go to Best Buy?

Wanna work at Best Buy now...

150 SHUT UP!!!!
151 Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.

You got it wrong! It's... SOFT KITTY, WARM KITTY, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.

Or... happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama

Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.


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152 Why do pink dolphins that suffer from delfiniphobia lack the containment of small watermelons while they engulfed in boiling acid concealed deep within the Southern Hemisphere of earth?

I have to memorize this and ask it to one of my friends out of the blue! It's going to b so fun-ay!

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153 Do the Wisconsin cheese farmer dance!
154 I thought I could teach the pencil box how to talk but.... I failed.

I'm gonna say this next time I'm in a crowd. - Catlover2004

Ha lol

155 If you traveling 5 mph upstream how many pancakes does it take to ghetto the moon on Thursday morning

No, this is patrick

It takes 1 billion pancakes, a boat, and a spaceship. - funnyuser

I think we have just summed up common core math

Really no I'm patrick

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156 Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? Not really I want your kid

! This is funny

I like kids hehe heh

Stalker I'm a bou sory spling err agen

157 I like to fry up babies and pretend they're sizzling bacon.

Does it taste good?

This shouldn't be on this list. - funnyuser

158 I like taking hot bath tubs with my cat

Your gonna hurt it! Who are you, Trevor!

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159 Get dunked on!

That one moment when you trust Sans too much and you get this ending
This is why I'm never going to do Genocide in like, ever

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160 I left my vagina in Antarctica.

Oh no! You better go get it before it's lost forever! - anonygirl

I love vagina

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