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161 If you traveling 5 mph upstream how many pancakes does it take to ghetto the moon on Thursday morning

No, this is patrick

It takes 1 billion pancakes, a boat, and a spaceship. - funnyuser

I think we have just summed up common core math

Really no I'm patrick

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162 I love the smell of a baby's burning flesh in the morning. *Sigh*

Laugh out loud I dunno why but this made me laugh so hard

I don't know why but every time I laugh so hard

Haha, you sadist


163 If you poop it will most likely fly back up your butt and take over your mind!


ABSOLUTE BEST ONE, I use it a lot and works perfectly!

I can relate to this so much

I'm sorry I laughed to hard it's sooo funny

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164 Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? Not really I want your kid

! This is funny

I like kids hehe heh

Stalker I'm a bou sory spling err agen

165 I like to fry up babies and pretend they're sizzling bacon.

Does it taste good?

This shouldn't be on this list. - funnyuser

166 I like taking hot bath tubs with my cat

Your gonna hurt it! Who are you, Trevor!

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167 Get dunked on!

That one moment when you trust Sans too much and you get this ending
This is why I'm never going to do Genocide in like, ever

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168 I left my vagina in Antarctica.

Oh no! You better go get it before it's lost forever! - anonygirl

I love vagina

169 Squidward's nose is funny
170 Oh my god! You're one of them! *back away slowly*

Tried this but after you say it pretend to trip and crawl away slowly

Totally going to do tiz

I have done this and it is the funniest ever

171 If Ben is driving on a speed boat in the desert at 10,000 miles per hour and a dog pukes up a cat and the cat pukes up a dog and the dog pukes up pancakes. How many pancakes does it take to build a house? 2 because blue+mustard=pancake it's basic math

Now I shall repeat this to my math teacher

If Anna was driving her car through the ocean at 99999 miles per hour, and a bunny gets run over and it poops rainbows, what is the mass of the sun? Purple, because dogs don't have ears.

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172 It's a pickle. It's a pet. It's a pickle pet

This is so stupid its funny

No it is a fuzzy pickle

I would say this

Love it

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173 Thumbs up if you're watching this in (insert current year)

1874 - I'm a time traveling moose with sandals

Haha I do that al The time

174 I was sleeping inside of the cats lip until it started raining folders made of tacos.

I snotted soda out my nose in a Chipotle when it was really quiet.

175 Moo. I'm a horse.

I laughed too hard at this. - HaydenFullwright

176 Sleeping on the floor with a purple blankies is my favourite hobby. What is Fred Flintstone's?
177 Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.

That is a song title off a Pink Floyd album called "animals"

Actually, its from Floyd's Umma Gumma album. It is the title of the song as well

178 One time when I was sitting outside my neighbor waved to me so I waved back and my brother walked outside naked while eating a moist tomatoe... it was really moist.

I said this to my boyfriend and laughed his ass off

179 That one was moist!

I don't know why but this reminded me of farting. -Your mom

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180 I like to eat raw potatoes from in between my toes. How bout you?
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