Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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161 Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? Not really I want your kid

! This is funny

I like kids hehe heh

Stalker I'm a bou sory spling err agen

162 I like to fry up babies and pretend they're sizzling bacon.

This shouldn't be on this list. - funnyuser

Does it taste good?

163 I like taking hot bath tubs with my cat

Your gonna hurt it! Who are you, Trevor!

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164 Get dunked on!

That one moment when you trust Sans too much and you get this ending
This is why I'm never going to do Genocide in like, ever

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165 I left my vagina in Antarctica.

Oh no! You better go get it before it's lost forever! - anonygirl

I love vagina

166 Squidward's nose is funny
167 Oh my god! You're one of them! *back away slowly*

Tried this but after you say it pretend to trip and crawl away slowly

Totally going to do tiz

I have done this and it is the funniest ever

168 I love the smell of a baby's burning flesh in the morning. *Sigh*

Laugh out loud I dunno why but this made me laugh so hard

I don't know why but every time I laugh so hard

Haha, you sadist


169 If you poop it will most likely fly back up your butt and take over your mind!


ABSOLUTE BEST ONE, I use it a lot and works perfectly!

I can relate to this so much

Haha laugh out loud yes that is funny. :P what would you do if poop took over your mind?

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170 If Ben is driving on a speed boat in the desert at 10,000 miles per hour and a dog pukes up a cat and the cat pukes up a dog and the dog pukes up pancakes. How many pancakes does it take to build a house? 2 because blue+mustard=pancake it's basic math

Now I shall repeat this to my math teacher

If Anna was driving her car through the ocean at 99999 miles per hour, and a bunny gets run over and it poops rainbows, what is the mass of the sun? Purple, because dogs don't have ears.

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171 It's a pickle. It's a pet. It's a pickle pet

This is so stupid its funny

No it is a fuzzy pickle

I would say this

Love it

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172 I was sleeping inside of the cats lip until it started raining folders made of tacos.

I snotted soda out my nose in a Chipotle when it was really quiet.

173 Sleeping on the floor with a purple blankies is my favourite hobby. What is Fred Flintstone's?
174 Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.

That is a song title off a Pink Floyd album called "animals"

Actually, its from Floyd's Umma Gumma album. It is the title of the song as well

175 That one was moist!

I don't know why but this reminded me of farting. -Your mom

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176 I like to eat raw potatoes from in between my toes. How bout you?
177 You know, I always liked being folded and put in an envelope. V 1 Comment
178 Oh my god a guy just ate a sandwich
179 Thumbs up if you're watching this in (insert current year) V 1 Comment
180 Moo. I'm a horse.
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