Top 10 Most Random Things to Say During a Presidential Election Speech

The Top Ten

WHERES THE CAPS LOCK
May I go to the bathroom?
How do you spell FBI

That's harder to spell than CIA! - Brobusky

What is Obama's last name
Look a distraction
Sparkly pillow
I am drunk
Who am I
Tummy want more
Please feed me a log because I like magical waffles in the laundry

The Contenders

My dad has not started his period yet
Willow
I'm the most heavy metal cat in the world right now
Someone get me a cheeseburger!

Because, as we all know, Presidents love to eat. - Gg2000

Can I borrow five bucks?

*Pays bodyguard for bet he placed the night before.* - Gg2000

Look! Up in the air! It's a dead bird!

What's wrong with this picture? Think about it... - Gg2000

Donald Trump
PUBG is better than fortnite
Allahu Ackbar!
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