Top 10 Most Random Things to Say During a Presidential Election Speech

The Top Ten

1 WHERES THE CAPS LOCK

2 How do you spell FBI

That's harder to spell than CIA!

3 Sparkly pillow

4 Look a distraction

5 Who am I

6 May I go to the bathroom?

7 Tummy want more

8 What is Obama's last name

9 I am drunk

10 Willow

The Contenders

11 Please feed me a log because I like magical waffles in the laundry

12 My dad has not started his period yet

13 I'm the most heavy metal cat in the world right now

14 Someone get me a cheeseburger!

Because, as we all know, Presidents love to eat.

15 Can I borrow five bucks?

*Pays bodyguard for bet he placed the night before.*

16 Look! Up in the air! It's a dead bird!

What's wrong with this picture? Think about it...

17 Donald Trump

18 PUBG is better than fortnite

19 Allahu Ackbar!

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