Top 10 Most Random Things to Say During a Presidential Election Speech


The Top Ten

2 May I go to the bathroom?
3 How do you spell FBI

That's harder to spell than CIA! - Brobusky

4 What is Obama's last name
5 Look a distraction
6 Sparkly pillow
7 I am drunk
8 Who am I
9 Tummy want more
10 Please feed me a log because I like magical waffles in the laundry

The Contenders

11 My dad has not started his period yet
12 Willow
13 I'm the most heavy metal cat in the world right now
14 Someone get me a cheeseburger!

Because, as we all know, Presidents love to eat. - Gg2000

15 Can I borrow five bucks?

*Pays bodyguard for bet he placed the night before.* - Gg2000

16 Look! Up in the air! It's a dead bird!

What's wrong with this picture? Think about it... - Gg2000

17 Donald Trump
18 PUBG is better than fortnite
19 Allahu Ackbar!
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