Top Ten Most Random Things to Say In Front of a Fictional Character

I Just ate his sandvich

The first dumbest list of the day

Didn't you know? Butt transplants aren't even POSSIBLE. Mom has told me. And she's a nurse. Also, how is this random? The whole show is just butts this, farts that. I consider the people who've never seen it to be blessed by God.

If I actually met Sanjay, I would go on and on about him wanting to see his neighbor get a butt transplant.

If I met Sanjay I would smack him in the face and make sure Craig ate him.