Random Things to Say to New Students at School

The Top Ten

1 If You're a virgin You should know I'm experienced

2 OH! UGH! OH! HARDER! FASTER!

3 I once saw my brother piss in his girlfriends mouth I can do it too:)

4 I'll tell my mummy bout you

5 You know what to do with that big fat butt and other dude says Wiggle wiggle wiggle

6 My cousin is pregnant with my brothers best friends uncles daughters sons baby

7 I'm gonna crap in this pot, shhh, its a secret

That's just bizarre. But he's a kid, that makes it OK.

8 Head for $1, sir?

9 I once saw this prostitute jump out of a car and take a piss in the bush

10 Hey dude let's go bang that girl over there

The Contenders

11 Do you want to join the army?

12 Welcome to hell

13 You see that kid over there I saw his willy

14 I'm gonna kick your ass

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