Top Ten Random Things to Say to SpongeBob Characters
The Top Ten
1 To Patrick: Put the pudding out to thaw before you eat it or you'll crack a tooth
2 To Plankton: Dude, what the hell is Elrond from Lord of the Rings doing on this Nazi wall
3 To Mr. Krabs: And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon, when you're coming home dad I don't know when but we'll have a good time then dad, you know we'll have a good time then
This is so Mr Krabs worthy!
4 To Squidward: We must have been drinking last night cause I don't remember a thing
5 To Spongebob: Are you in love with Sandy cause there are rumors going around
I wonder how he would respond and react to this.
6 To Sandy: Stop listening to Luke Bryan and Up the Irons!
7 To Larry: Have you ever heard of Duke Nukem?
8 To Gary: How do you feel about salt?
I think he might just prefer Pepper.
9 To Pearl: Oh my God, will you shut your freaking mouth? No one cares!
10 To Patrick: Have you ever thought of pulling off one of your arms and using it as a back scratcher? And the best part is that it might grow into another you that will eventually scratch everyone's backs. No more doing it all myself
The Contenders
11 To King Neptune: Last time I checked, you were green and had no muscles
12 To Karen: Careful don't break a nail. Oh that's right sorry my bad
13 To Squidward: That's quite a big head ya got there. And it has a nice living room to
14 To Patrick: How come your surprised picture is more popular than SpongeBob's?
Hmm... Good point
15 To SpongeBob: You're just perfect for my toilet
16 To Sandy: I'm just curious if you're dating Conker the Squirrel
17 To Squidward: Have you ever heard of Jack Benny?
18 To Lord Royal Highness: I was wondering if you caught the last Ziggy Stardust concert in Atlantis
19 To SpongeBob: I'm just saying. Some people are gonna mistake you for a girl because of your long eyelashes
20 To SpongeBob: How can anyone take your jellyfishing skills seriously when you wear hipster glasses on your trip to Jellyfish Fields?
21 To The Flying Dutchman: Are you really Dutch?
22 To Pearl: How can you be a whale if your father's a crab?
23 To Mr. Krabs: Are you friends with Captain Byron Hadley?
24 To Mr. Krabs: Imagine if money could grow on trees. That way you would be outside more often. And I mean MORE often
25 To SpongeBob: If I'm pulling your leg, then how come it's already off?
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