1 To Patrick: Put the pudding out to thaw before you eat it or you'll crack a tooth
2 To Plankton: Dude, what the hell is Elrond from Lord of the Rings doing on this Nazi wall
3 To Mr. Krabs: And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon, when you're coming home dad I don't know when but we'll have a good time then dad, you know we'll have a good time then
This is so Mr Krabs worthy! - lolingdog9000
4 To Squidward: We must have been drinking last night cause I don't remember a thing
5 To Spongebob: Are you in love with Sandy cause there are rumors going around
I wonder how he would respond and react to this. - cosmo
6 To Sandy: Stop listening to Luke Bryan and Up the Irons!
7 To Larry: Have you ever heard of Duke Nukem?
8 To Gary: How do you feel about salt?
I think he might just prefer Pepper. - Puga
9 To Pearl: Oh my God, will you shut your freaking mouth? No one cares!
10 To Patrick: Have you ever thought of pulling off one of your arms and using it as a back scratcher? And the best part is that it might grow into another you that will eventually scratch everyone's backs. No more doing it all myself
11 To King Neptune: Last time I checked, you were green and had no muscles
12 To Karen: Careful don't break a nail. Oh that's right sorry my bad
13 To Squidward: That's quite a big head ya got there. And it has a nice living room to
14 To Patrick: How come your surprised picture is more popular than SpongeBob's?
Hmm... Good point
15 To SpongeBob: You're just perfect for my toilet
16 To Sandy: I'm just curious if you're dating Conker the Squirrel
17 To Squidward: Have you ever heard of Jack Benny?
18 To Lord Royal Highness: I was wondering if you caught the last Ziggy Stardust concert in Atlantis
19 To SpongeBob: I'm just saying. Some people are gonna mistake you for a girl because of your long eyelashes
20 To SpongeBob: How can anyone take your jellyfishing skills seriously when you wear hipster glasses on your trip to Jellyfish Fields?
21 To The Flying Dutchman: Are you really Dutch?
22 To Pearl: How can you be a whale if your father's a crab?
23 To Mr. Krabs: Are you friends with Captain Byron Hadley?
24 To Mr. Krabs: Imagine if money could grow on trees. That way you would be outside more often. And I mean MORE often
25 To SpongeBob: If I'm pulling your leg, then how come it's already off?
26 To Mr. Krabs: How would you react if I said that money is the root of all evil?
27 To Patrick: That's the same surprised expression you had when you saw The NeverEnding Story III
28 To Patrick: No Patrick, Auto-Tune is not an instrument
Is mayonnaise an instrument? - lolingdog9000
29 To SpongeBob: Ya ever played SpongeBob SlendyPants?
30 To Sandy: Sandy Cheeks? Mmm! Those are some nice cheeks you got there under that tail of yours (Gets slapped) Ow! What did I say?
31 To SpongeBob: I wanted to visit Bikini Bottom, but my mom wouldn't let me because she mistook the name for "something else."
32 To Sandy: You look like you could be in NASA
33 To Plankton: Why do they call you by your own species? It's like calling your wife Karen "Computer" or something
His real name is sheldon - lolingdog9000
34 To Plankton: You better not take control of my brain. I have a huge history test tomorrow in class and I need to remember some things
35 To Plankton: Why would you be in love with Krabs's Mom? She's like a hundred years old!
36 To Angry Jack: Is it weird that you remind me of Jack Nicholson in The Shinning?
37 To Patchy the Pirate: You seriously need to see a doctor. SpongeBob ain't real ya know
38 To Potty the Parrot: It's embarrassing to see a puppet being more smarter than a human (Patchy)
39 To Painty the Pirate: Are you and Patchy related?
40 To Patrick: No Patrick, Jumbo was not a giraffe
41 To Squidward: You can still play music better than Lil Wayne
42 To SpongeBob: How can you keep your employee hat on if it has a brick of lead in it?
43 To Squidward: The reason Mr. Krabs goes to strip clubs is not because of the women...
44 To SpongeBob: I'm surprised to see you still standing up after so much accidents
This one was not supposed to be for SpongeBob. It was supposed to be for Fred.
45 To Fred: I'm surprised to see you still standing up after so many accidents
46 To Plankton: How can you take over the world? You're too small!
47 To Fred: Are you gonna beat up Nat for stealing your catchphrase?
48 To Squidward: Are you related to Paul the Octopus?
49 To Patrick: Your songwriting is nowhere near as bad as the crap that's on the radio today
50 To Sandy: Ya ever heard of the bassist Flea?