Top Ten Random Things to Say While Fighting In a Battle

The Top Ten
1 Blood for the blood God, skulls for the skull throne!
2 Everyone stop shooting! I have really bad diarrhea!
3 This is Sparta!
4 If y'all surrender, I'll give you each a lollipop.
5 I have the weirdest boner just now

These guns pleasure me

6 Remember, there's only mass, fluidity and incompressability
7 Where are all the zombies?!
8 On the count of three, I want everyone to jizz in their pants!
9 Morning Sun, vanquish me!
10 Man this is boring! Let's play Yoshi's Woolly World!
The Contenders
11 I will let my lawyer handle this! His name is John Cena!
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