Top Ten Random Things to Say While Throwing Someone Off a Bridge
The Top Ten
1 The little bird won't learn to fly if he ain't pushed out the nest.
Words to live by
2 Man overboard!
3 Maybe I'll come back in my searsucker suit!
4 This is for not learning to play the saxophone!
You can also say this while strangling someone with a clarinet
This is the best one!
5 Maybe next time you'll give me the damn sandwich!
6 This is for laughing at me for wearing a dress!
7 Look at me. I'm practically at work.
8 God I need some breakfast.
9 Next time I say five bucks a blowjob, I mean it!
10 I'm a hipster! This is ironic, come on!
The Contenders
11 Oops
12 You were always a cow, but now you're a flying cow!
13 Don't you ever bedazzle my car again!
14 Have a nice trip
15 Greetings to the fishes!
Because you fall into the water. Say hi to the fishes!
16 You led a good life...too bad it has to end
17 This is what you get, Lame Mall Santa!
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