Top Ten Random Things to Shout Out In the Prison Yard

The Top Ten
1 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

Nah, people already say that in school all the time.

Especially if you are a female pedophile...

I guarantee this has happened before

2 Prepare your anus!
3 I'm in the mood for a mayonnaise covered hotdog!

I can imagine an uneducated 5 year old saying "yes please! Sounds tasty! "

4 Look at the little fishy I caught!
5 Show me your genitalia!
6 Oops, I dropped the soap!
7 I love you all!
8 I like big butts and I can not lie!
9 They can take our lives but they can never take our freedom!

Yeah. I think you have a small problem there.

You have a lil problem there.

10 I am a pedophile!
The Contenders
11 Hug me with that knife!
12 Penis!
13 Allahu Akbar!
14 ALLONS-Y!
15 Fermented Puffins
16 Waka waka eya hey!
17 I'm going to escape

What if a guard hears

18 My real name is Blackjack!
19 I’m Batman
20 Where'd this red stain come from?
21 What am I doing here? Last I checked i was ruler of Swedofolis.
22 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
23 She sells seashells by the seashore
24 You're all my slaves
25 It's not a prison yard, it's a nightmare
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