Top Ten Most Random Things to Throw at a Platypus While Licking a Cupcake

Ajkloth

The Top Ten

1 A brown pencil sharpener with 895 beards

It must be teeny tiny beards. Like the size of the tip of my pinkie finger! - funnyuser

2 Chocolate cake with a bomb hidden in it

You would kill it. You monster! - funnyuser

3 A blue rubber duck the size of a house

I would, but the price of that thing is just ludicrous. To do so on a budget, I'd use a red bag of used toilet paper. - PositronWildhawk

4 Your 9 year old sister who just happens to have 16 eyes and 37 ears

Because why the heck not - Ajkloth

5 A yellow lolly pop with hair
6 A purple pooka doted banana

Hey, hey Ajkloth, you've got in a random mood too! Well this is quite your one of the few random lists. And a very funny one too!
Kiteretsunu: Hey Platypus, take this my purple pooka doted banana. Haha!
Great list! - Kiteretsunu

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7 Lady gaga's right arm

Three things
1 this needs to be higher
2 where would you get her arm
3 why would you throw it at a platypus - samanime

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8 A picture of Miley Cyrus with a purple mustache

Like Markiplier's mustache, only purple instead of pink

She's turning into a man! And she dies it! - funnyuser

9 A red bag of used toilet paper

I would throw it at that platypus like there's no tomorrow! - funnyuser

10 A black soccer ball the size of an elephant

The Contenders

11 The LSD that someone was taking when they wrote this list
12 The left hand of Stan Marsh
13 Half a cheese and jam sandwich

I wonder if it would eat it. - funnyuser

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14 A picture of Barack Obama with Kim Jong Un's face Photoshopped onto it.
15 6 tonnes of liquefied cheese
16 The Cupcake

How about a muffin

17 A talking traffic light with hair singing Justin Beiber
18 The fact that this item is an abstract idea instead of a concrete object
19 A fat pineapple with the face of George Washington with rabies
20 Grenade
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