Top Ten Most Random Things to Throw at a Platypus While Licking a Cupcake

The Top Ten
1 Your 9 year old sister who just happens to have 16 eyes and 37 ears

Because why the heck not

2 A brown pencil sharpener with 895 beards

It must be teeny tiny beards. Like the size of the tip of my pinkie finger!

3 A blue rubber duck the size of a house

I would, but the price of that thing is just ludicrous. To do so on a budget, I'd use a red bag of used toilet paper.

I think you meant horse

4 Chocolate cake with a bomb hidden in it

You would kill it. You monster!

5 Lady gaga's right arm

Three things
1 this needs to be higher
2 where would you get her arm
3 why would you throw it at a platypus

6 A purple pooka doted banana

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Kiteretsunu: Hey Platypus, take this my purple pooka doted banana. Haha!
Great list!

I would throw it like a boomerang!

7 A yellow lolly pop with hair
8 A picture of Miley Cyrus with a purple mustache

Like Markiplier's mustache, only purple instead of pink

She's turning into a man! And she dies it!

9 A red bag of used toilet paper

I would throw it at that platypus like there's no tomorrow!

10 A black soccer ball the size of an elephant
The Contenders
11 Perry the Platypus Perry the Platypus, also known as Agent P or simply Perry, is an anthropomorphic platypus from the animated series Phineas and Ferb.

Oh, the bitter irony of it all.

12 The LSD that someone was taking when they wrote this list
13 A picture of Barack Obama with Kim Jong Un's face Photoshopped onto it.
14 Throw a Nyan cat then dance to the moon and explode

Don't pretend you haven't done it at some point in your life. -Topaz

15 6 tonnes of liquefied cheese
16 The left hand of Stan Marsh
17 Half a cheese and jam sandwich

I wonder if it would eat it.

18 The Cupcake

How about a muffin

19 A talking traffic light with hair singing Justin Beiber
20 The fact that this item is an abstract idea instead of a concrete object
21 A fat pineapple with the face of George Washington with rabies
22 Grenade
23 5 coconuts
24 A 1981 Television Set with a 4,000 Foot-Long Surfboard Sticking Out of the Top-Left Corner
25 A zombie in a pengiun suit
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